RuneScape Forum Archive | What not to say at a funeral#2

Slasher4106

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Pretend to be a fortune teller.
Me: He... Ummm... Died of natural causes...
Brother: He got shot in the face!
Me: So naturally he died.

02-Apr-2010 04:35:12 - Last edited on 08-Apr-2010 22:18:46 by Slasher4106

Feb

2010

1_Bastet_1

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i forgot to tell him to get an autograph from jesus for me before i killed him!
now i'll never have a complete set i mean jeez! i already have the devil's from gandmum!

02-Apr-2010 06:00:02

Djinn Spelly

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Does something smell bad or is it just.... oh... it's the corpse. Never mind.

02-Apr-2010 06:08:52

May

2022

Slain Curse

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Perfect Timing, (corpse's name). You avoided me just for that camera I bought you that you haven't paid back. That's the last time I'm ever gonna think or talk about you!
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`›¸´¸¸,‹•´Rebels of Nothingness.`•›,¸¸`¸‹´
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Slain Curse: The Wanderer

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05-Apr-2010 09:57:21

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2021

Viserion

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Get well soon

"The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes."

06-Apr-2010 04:04:24

Aug

2021

netone001

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karma finally settled around...
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can we wrap this up i have to pick up my dry cleaning

06-Apr-2010 05:02:42 - Last edited on 06-Apr-2010 05:04:25 by netone001

ifrink0

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YYYYEEEEHHHHHAAAAA I'm the benificiary of you life insurance!!!
*Does awesome dance*
Continue preacher.

06-Apr-2010 05:23:04

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06-Apr-2010 05:39:03

ifrink0

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If he had Bbones gimmie. I need the money.

06-Apr-2010 05:51:00

The Raven

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-Can I play the organ?
-Eeww, why's he all bubbly?
-About time, old man....
-*slaps head* I told him not to follow people around begging in a PvP world!
-*widow* CHA-CHING!
-Did his head explode when he got shot in the face?
-Preacher, shh...he's sleeping....
-IT WAS DR.OCTOPUS!!!!!!!
-Geez, you guys are acting like somebody died!....oh...right...
-Eeew, did he fart? It's stinky-winky, mummy!
- Do you think the coffin is nailed shut? That was a nice hat....
-Lousy guy....only got 500 xp from him....
-I guess he didn't have enough hit points...
-HEY,MOM! WHY ARE YOU CRYING??? GRANDPA DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE CRIES! SEE??? HE'S GOING TO BED!

08-Apr-2010 00:24:16 - Last edited on 08-Apr-2010 00:27:25 by The Raven

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