I got killed by a level 3 because he was rich and lent me a phat but i fed it to a dragon so he hired an army of 3000 dragons to eat me so they burnt me and the noob cooked me and fed me as burgers to the dragons (that wasnt my best day) [oh wait it was oh well *falls in hole* ow!]
i got killed by a lvl 3 becuz his noobiness was too distracting...
i was laughing at him and let him get me down to 1 hp but he hit a 2 when i had only 2 hp left...
the strange old man appeared to me...
i was marvelling at the 3 bil in my invetory...
i was reading the Varrock Harold...
just a few lol