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Over 1000 people killed by level 3's ! Thanks everyone!
It's relativaly simple, all that you have to do is make up a simple or big excuse to your laughing and teasing friends WHY you are so weak and you got killed by a level 3.
Look at the HoF and read all the comments I made!!
Please don't say, "I'm a level 3 or 4 who had no armor and he had full iron!".
Please make it funny and creative.
If you're a HALL O' FAME*, you get posted! Only the funniest and most creative get the honor.
At 2k posts, the person who did the best will get a special prize that only a... Heh... Person who got killed by a noob will enjoy lol.

Heres mine: I got owned by a level 3 because my computer froze and when I logged on three hours later, he had 1 hit left to kill me, and I died.

HALL O' FAME
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Cutie Jen2: I got killed by a noob...? Dang, it was probobly because of his annoying begging. (Lol, Jens post was funny.)
Hacker 9 5: i got killed by a lvl 3, but only because i let him play with my cannon...in the wildy...when i had a skull....and 2 hp left....and 50mill in my invent...after i gave him str and attak pots...and lots of ammo...and i was lagging bad... (I...Liked...This...One...Too...)
Gregrex: he game me punched me on theh nose i sneezed and fell in a pool of lava(This one was pretty good.)
Blob870: I went to de varok ber unt drank too mannee beers*.. ( This one is just plain funny!)
Thief Lord38 :i got killed by a rich lvl 3 cuz he gave me a phat that had poison on it (I like this one cuz its cool)
Airgon72: i got killed by a lvl 3 because i swung d mace at him he ducked and i hit myself in the face i tried dba nxt missed and took my head off! so with no head adn no sense of direction i tried to satb him with dds missed and it wnt into my heart. (I liked this one cuz its so random lol)
Gianluca288: HIS WAS TO LONG TO POST! GO TO PAGE 23 FOR EXTRA FUNNINESS!

27-Jul-2007 17:03:44 - Last edited on 26-May-2010 06:00:21 by Zevulon

HALL O' FAME 2!!!!!!
Lava Golem5: i was killed by a lvl 3 because he tried to hold a granite maul, flew forward and slammed my head into my ribcage. (I liked this because its a funny mood lifter.)
Ashleyc***: i got killed by a level 3 cuz i was having a teaparty in wildy and they put poison in mine..the tea still tasted good though..any1 have the recipe...? (I like this one because... *Shifty eyes* *Whispers: I was that noob!* Lol)
Lava Golem5: i was killed by a level 3 because while he was woodcutting next to me a twig fell and gave me a splinter. A few hours later it was infected with a flesh-eating amoeba and i died minutes later. (I like this one because the same thing happened to me too )
L1ght5aber: I got killed by a level three because he was a pure farmer and grew some nightshades. I, thinking it was a strange fruit, ate it, and died from poison. (I like this one because its realistically funny... In a way I guess.)
L1ght5aber: I got killed by a level three because, as my back was turned, he replaced my Fishing Potion with a Super strong weapon poison. (I like this one because noobs are so smart, they will soon take over runescape. This proves it )
Lava Golem5 :i was killed by a level 3 because while i was smelting bars, he came in with copper and tin, pulled out a very heavy chunk of copper, then stumbled, hitting me in the back, causing me to fall face first into the 1500 degree hot magma. Ow. (I like this one because its good comedy lol)
Kazac1: I got killed by a level 3 whilst trying to explain to him that you chop trees with an axe, you eat fish for brains and you were armour on your body. He then got confused and choped my brains with an axe, put some fish in my body and put armour on the yew trees. I would have lafted if i lived to tell the tale. (I like this one because it is actually funny!)
Dthaqi: I got killed by a level 3 cos he thought I was a yew. ( lol.)

27-Jul-2007 17:05:44 - Last edited on 27-Jan-2008 03:49:07 by Zevulon

HALL O' FAME 3!!!!!!!
1. Numbskill: I got killed by a level three because he stepped on me while I was in my egg form form the easter event. (I didn't even think that was possible!)
2. Wurd4: I got killed by a level 3 because...
He gave me a beer,
Then another,
And some more,
And another 123,
And he keeps buying me beers until i get so depressed of drinking beer I let him shove his sword through my heart. Surprisingly instead of blood it was beer that came out.(The same thing happened to me once!... Who said that?)
Killette2: while killing dragons i forgot to bring my anti-noob sheild (Lol I did that once...)
Mhadle1992: I got killed by a level 3 because i asked if he was a bot so he threw sharks at my face which were so well trained that they wrapped around my face closing of my trachea causing me to slowly pass out before snapping my neck... aah good times good times (Lol IDK WHY... But it cracked me up!)
Fire Goliath: I was killed by that level three because he was a level higher than me... (Lol! I had to re-read this three times before I realised the joke lol! At first I thought it was spam... I know I'm dumb )
Onyx Blazers: I was killed by a level 3 when he replaced my strength pots with super strong amnesia potion. Well, at least, I think he did... (It's a conspiracy!)
Onyx Blazers: I was killed by a level 3 when he started following me around saying "FR33 ST00F PL0X". He said this so many times he caused my kidneys to rupture and my brain to leak out my eyeballs. (Heh heh... HAHAHAHA! Funny )
Celica 0712: POST WAS TO LONG! GO TO PAGE 103 FOR EXTRA FUNNIENESS! (LOL!)

27-Jul-2007 17:07:34 - Last edited on 30-Oct-2008 21:54:10 by Zevulon

Milestones:
1 (Good job!): Mat***2005
500 (Sweet!): My Lord58
1000 (OMG YAY): Perfect Moo [Even though it was a spam post -.-]
1500 (Thanks guys!)
2000 (Ready for You Got Killed By a Level 3! #2 ):

27-Jul-2007 17:23:48 - Last edited on 20-Oct-2008 04:03:08 by Zevulon

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28-Jul-2007 02:47:08 - Last edited on 15-Jan-2010 01:45:12 by Zevulon