I got killed by a lvl 3, because he saw I was wearing all this scarlet-coloured metal gear, and so he decides to stalk me. As I am walking from Falador to the Mind altar, he starts a landslide west of the Black Knights' Fortress, crushing me to a pulp.
I got killed by a lvl 3 because I was so tired and he said something else...the next day I woke up and my spleen was gone....5 seconds later I remembered this conversation...
Lvl 3: Hi
Me:Hi
Lvl 3
o you want some popsicles..or mabye a bed....i have those down in the basement.
Me:Sure
Then he led me to his house and down to the basement where I----*Death*
i got killed by a level 3 cause i saw a birdy and i ran after it and the birdy pooped in my eyes and i was blind and the level 3 stole my gs but it was to heavy for him and he dropped it on my foot and i was holding my foot and he sed pwned noob and he pushed me over a cliff and he stole everything off from me o.o
I got killed by a level 3, because he offered a sleeping bag to try out - which I stupidly did, and ended up being thrown into the River Lum - while Mr Lvl 3 empties my bank account.
I accidentally bumped into a level 3 on a roof of a very very high tower. He threw me off because I called him a noob.
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allan Poe