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Esposition

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23-May-2008 00:47:57 - Last edited on 23-May-2008 00:49:06 by Esposition

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i got a drunken dwarf random! he shoved the beer down my throut and while i was dazed threw rocks at me till 1 health! theinking he could get free beer (and/or kebob*) the noob pushed me into lava (in the wildy) and got his reward. oh well, at least someones happy.

23-May-2008 00:56:15

D Andre98

D Andre98

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I'm walking up a mountion."ahh the freash air."i say breathing in."Oh no...do i smell....no i don't....do i.....YES I DO!I smell noobyness!THE'VE COME TO TAKE ME DOWN!"i said as i heard heards of stomping noobs coming towards me."Oh no i gotta hide!"i said panicing.Suddenly a noob came up to me."Not the worst gang of noobs....BEGGER NOOBS!I gotta hide my stuff!"i said looking around.The commander noob came to me."Pl0X con me had stuf*?"said the begger noob commander."what?"i asked."PL0X con mn hag stugf jo a cna bye stunnf?"stummbled the commander begger noob."Wha-"i said as the commander begger noob grabbed my whip."Nime!"he yelled.I stumbled down the mountion still holding my whip.It cut off the noobs hand.He grabbed it with his other hand as we stumbled down the mountion.The whip rapped around me strangling me.i hit the ground as the whip peirced my body.The noobs followed us as we hit the ground.The commander noob was knocked out.They started gathering around me taking my stuff.I managed to knock about 38 of them out before they striped me and ran away."Thonk dou bor jor ntuff." they all said in a chorus.I limped over to my bank."Is there any reason why your clotheless sir?"a banker asked."Noobs....Beggers.....Striped....Knocked out....stole....stuff.....mountion....fell....owwwwwwwww...."i said.Seconds later i fainted.I woke up with some clothes from my bank on."where am i?"i asked a woman i reconized.It was the banker from before."Your in the duel arena hospital."she said."Just relax."She said.About 5 mins later i fell asleep.I woke up and rubbed my eyes."ughhhh..."i said rubbing some of my cuts.I got up,used the bank chest,picked full verac's,and left the arena.I walked to varroak."Are you kidding me....I smell....MUGGER NOOBS!"i yelled.I didn't sit there that time.I took action.I ran to my bank and took out a dark bow,9999999 dragon arrows,a magic bow,999999999 rune arrows,a crystal bow,a dragon battle axe,torrag's,and 99999999 of every rune.

26-May-2008 17:20:02

D Andre98

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I started running.There was heards of noobs following me.I started firing.I helled all the bows,put arrows in each of them,and fired.I did that over and over.Between sessions i shot them with magic.I had killed about 9999999999 before the first noob got to me.I choped his head of with my dragon b axe.I continued fireing.A noob threw a rune at me.(He obviously didn't know any magic.)It snapped my magic bow.I kept fireing.He threw another 5 runes.It broke my crystal bow.He threw 30 more.It broke my dark bow.I started maging them.I ran out of runes.I threw one of the torag's hammers at them.The thing took out about 9999999 noobs on it's own.I threw the other hammer.That one took out about a row of noobs.I threw my verac's flail at the noobs.It chopped off atleast 9999999999 heads.I threw my dragon battle axe at them.It chopped of many heads,and came back like a boomerang.I kept throwing it over and over.Choping and choping and choping and choping.There were still many noobs left.I threw the dragon battle axe again.It got stuck in a noob.I started throwing my armour.I was desprete.First i threw the torags helemet.Then the torag's body.Then the torag's legs.Then i threw the verac's helemet.Then the brassard.Then i threw the skirt.I dashed alot faster because of the loss of the armour and weapons.A noob threw a rock.It knocked out their leader.They stopped chasing me."Ugggg...Wnot bo ge new?said one noob**** jon't no."said another.They all started beating the crud out of each other.I started laughing.They realized they were idiots and started chasing me again.I was to busy laughing my but off to notice.They mugged me.They fought and fought and kicked alot.I knocked alot out but the stripped me.I limped close to the bank but i fainted and landed on a stair.A banker noticed me and then came and grabbed me.I woke up hours later."Where am i?"i asked."Upstairs in the varroak east bank."I got up immeditly.I grabbed some stuff and decided to go over to Bounty Hunter.

26-May-2008 17:36:58

D Andre98

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I walked over and entered the crater.I owned a few players.Then i teled to my target and owned him.I kept owning and owning and owning.I had superowned.Then i saw a player my exat lvl.I attacked him and he attacked me.I sniffed at him."Your the leader of the pking noobs!"i yelled."Yes,yes i am."he replied back.We started fighting.I switched to ranged and shot him with a dark bow.He switched to melee and started to melee me with his veracs.I switched to mage and started to mage him with my arhim's.He switched to ranged and started rangeing me.I switched to meele and started meeleing him.He switched to mage and started maging me.We switched over and over.I was wining."Look behind you."he said.I looked behind me and he hit me extra hard."Cheater."i said."You fell for it noob!"he said laughing.I switched to my godsword and smacked him.Then i switched to dmace and specialed him."ERRRGGG!"he yealped."Hahaha"i laughed.We continued fighting.People gathered us to watch our awesome fight.We kept healing.We fought and fought.No one dared to attack us.They knew the would get murdered.We kept fighting.Over and over we switched.I was at 40 hp.he was at 32.I hit him.21.He healed with a few sea turtles.We continued fighting.He whistled.Nothing happened.We continued fighting again.I special ddp++ed him.He fell to the ground,got up,and hit me with a dragon b axe.i hissed as i got choped.He whistled again.Nothing happened.He started looking a bit irratated whiched made me happier."erm..."he mumbled."what?"i said puzzled.I stopped.He choped my knee with his verac flail.I wiggled a bit but kept standing.We had walked probably all around Bounty Hunter.People had kept crowding.Although we were at low heath we never healed.Finnaly i ate one my my sea turtle.Although we were low health no one dared to attack us.They were to afraid.Then he whistled."Ubd nut goo wn bo whon knee distless abain?"some one said."Dee Boot."said some one else.Suddenly we were surronded by noobs far and wide.

26-May-2008 17:57:57

Foreverquiet

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*Jumps over Wildy Ditch*
Time to own Some Noobs
*runs very Deep*
What the....Where this Place come from...?
*walks Into Bounty Hunter*
Excuse me Lvl.3 Is this place safe I just quit and wait..how r u in Cave?
Noob:Shutup U fat Lard I hacked RS
Me: Yea Sure whatever anywayz why cant i pk
Noob :O h u there was an update U can no longer PK
Me:*Beep* and a few more mins of Bleeping* Throws D mace a Mile and hits Lvl.117 In Back
Lvl.117:Who Da Flunk there that?!
Everyone:Cathedral75!!!
Noob:Lol....
Me:Uh oh..
Noob:Hey u got a party now for my Fun
Noob Logs out!
Lvl.117:I'll U U frunking Noob
Me:Ahhh Ow Urgh
*I run out*
Noob Logs back in and pull out cannon
I walk back in and DDS Spec 117 And he dies
Me:Mwuahahahahha whos the noob now huh? LVl.117: Wtf NOOOO MY Godsword and Partyhats and my Bandos!!!
Noob: I'm the noob
*turns Cannon Towards e while im picking up Items*
Me:Lol I'm Uber Rich Now
*notices Cannon*
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BOOOOOM!!!!!*
31 Dmg
Me:Ahh sh....
**runs to portal*
U are penalized u must wait until the penalty is over
Son of a..
eats Manta Rays rlly Fast
Me:oh to Forget it im gonna kill u
DDs Specs Noob*
40-1
Noob:Lol i have 99 HP
Me: so ure almost dead
Noob Hacks RS again*
*My food dissapears* WTF!!!!!!!!!!
Noob Gains 2 Billion Manta Rays* Ull never kill me Now DDs Spec for 50-7
Noob :O mg 1 Hp left
*eats 4 Manta**
Noob: Ahahahahhaha Picks cannon up
*Noob hacks RS Again*
*Noobs Gains 99 Str AND Attk and hit 47 On me I die and As i Go I watch my items fall outta My Pocket So many Mils worth... :(
Me: And thats how a Noob Killed me
Fred:U Lier shutup and tell the truth
Me:Thats is the truth
Fred: No its not
Me:Yes it is
Fred:Tell me or im outta here
Me :O h alright
Me:I didnt know about the New Updates and when i went into wildy a Noob was annoying me
I Swunt D mace at him He dunked and i hit myself Low Then He He Killed me with Wind Strike and I lost everything
DANG NOOB!!!!!!!!

26-May-2008 18:01:44

D Andre98

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They all had weilded bows.In their quiver was many arrows.They shot at the people surronding us.A few of them killed theirselves or other pker noobs.It was war.The people surronding us attacked the noobs.The noobs attacked the people surronding us.It was a long fight but the noobs won.Then the noobs turned to us.They fired.They shot and killed their own boss!"Bo do nee kidded na moss."They all said.Then i started laughing.I kept laughing.The noobs just stared at me.I kept laughing.Then i started puke laughing.Then i peed my pants while i was laughing.Then i fell on the floor.I kept laugh.I laughed for hours.The noobs kept staring.Then i laughed so hard i died.

Thats how a lvl 3 killed me.

26-May-2008 18:02:45 - Last edited on 26-May-2008 18:04:55 by D Andre98

Staitus
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i got killed by a lvl 3 like this
me:*killing cows 2 make a noob mad*
noob: hey! you cant kill those!!
me: y?
noob:cuz! these are for noobs 2 kill!!
*cow runs 2 lumby*
me:*chase* it*
noob:*chase* it*
noob:hahha! i lured u!!
me:wa?
noob: its....lumby
me:*flashes back*
warning sign: warning! you are about to enter lumbridge!
lumbridge is a dangrous place full of noobs who beg for f33
stff!! the more south you go the more noobs will beg for your stuff!!however,if your a noob you can beg high lvls.
me:oh snap!
random noob: free stuff pl0x
me:*kills 400m noobs and lumby is painted red for some odd
reson.*
all noobs:we respawn here!!
me:darn (calls buds)
friend1:ice barrage!!
friend2:flames of zammy!
me:claws of guthix!
friend3: saradomin strike!
*friend 3 and 2 hit echother and friend 1 hits self*
me: err
noobs: hit him with bronze daggers!
noob:tie hi to a chair and forse bubble soap down his throat
me: :O random noob: feed him to the rats!!
*all noobs tie me 2 a chair and bubble soap me*
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and thats how i got killed by a noob (more like 400m noobs)

02-Jun-2008 03:44:18

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