I in particular, have been killed by thousands of lvls 3s, by the name of the long forgotten - AUTOERS!!!!! -
me: *walking to draynor for new event, walking past a yew tree with tons of autoers*
autoers: Yew logs, yew logs, yew logs!! (in memory of the long lost angry noob who quit youtube because of jagex being copyright
)
me: argh! i hate autoers!
me: *reports all of them during a long few hours*
autoers: yewwwww loggsssss! yewwww loggsss!!! *dramatic pause*
me: *still reporting*
autoers: *start cutting me with their noobish axes of autoing*
*oh dear, you have died!*
then i notice my fatal mistake
i was wearing last years events costume! yew tree costume!!
I got killed by a lvl 3 because i told him to use a harpoon to fish and food to go into your face to heal you.The player spoke another launguage.He read wrong,and threw a harpoon through my face and strated pelting fish with cooked beef.
04-Jun-2008 22:19:38
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22-Aug-2008 23:25:44
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D Andre98
A noob with 99 construction took me into his house and he had a teleport room.He said one of the portals would take me to a place with a blue party hat just for me.I picked the wrong portal* and ended up at a mad Pkers convention since they can't PK anymore.I got owned and that was that,I NEVER actually got owned by the noob himself,so I don't feel bad since I didn't get killed by the noob himself.
*There never was a portal to get a blue party hat
----)I found the hay in the needlestack(----
i got killed by a level three?
to myself- Come on, Club, think of a good alibi before he asks how.
he asks how
me- Uhh...umm.... I really don't know, probably a ******* who snuck into my POH while i was asleep and stabbed me with his bronze dagger
he says- noob!
I follow him a ways and try to stab him with dds, miss, and stab myself, and die *again?!?*