I died because:
I was making a youtube video about killing all the major bosses in Runescape in less than 1 hour.
First was the KBD. I won, but with barely any HP. I ate some shark, and was fine.
I go to the Chaos Elemental, and barely won, with several HP to spare. I eat shark, and I'm fine.
I now go to the Tz-Tok-Jad. I use ancient mage, but he still managed to give me a good amount of damage.
Next was the Kalphite Queen. I demolish her bug form, but I barely manage to survive against the Bee from. But, I get a cut this time, across my chest. The D&*# bug slashed through my Armadyl Chestplate.
My second-to-last enemy(s) were the God Wars Dungeon Bosses. I crush the Zamorak, Armadyl, and Saradomin bosses. As I attack the Bandos boss, I realise that I'm running low on food. I win, and move on to my final boss; the Corporal Beast.
I attack first, and somehow manage to win, but with 25 HP, I'm skulled, I'm super poisoned, and I have no food.
I'm in Karamja, finishing up my video. I get hit for 6 HP because of poison. Suddenly, a noob shows up and demands 5gp. I get hit another 6 HP because of poison. 13 HP left. The noob gets mad, and demands 10gp. I say, "No." I get hit another 6HP, leaving my with 7 HP. The noob gets extremely frusterated, and demands 20gp. I say, "No," again. I get hit another 6HP leaving me with one HP. I try to get to the nearest bank to deposit my stuff before I die, but the Noob slaps me, hitting a 1, and I die.
The End!
(ROFL. I like long stories!)
20-May-2009 02:50:51