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Luck Magnet
Jun Member 2008

Luck Magnet

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I got killed by a level 3 because I was eating a bunch of fatty foods so all my levels started decreasing and then when a lvl 3 tried to punch me I had a heart attack and died. *splat*61*splat*
Stop the madness! Stop sitting on the computer all day you stupid RS nerds!!! Wait a minute... :P
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15-May-2009 21:17:11

2stStreet

2stStreet

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I died because:
I was making a youtube video about killing all the major bosses in Runescape in less than 1 hour.
First was the KBD. I won, but with barely any HP. I ate some shark, and was fine.
I go to the Chaos Elemental, and barely won, with several HP to spare. I eat shark, and I'm fine.
I now go to the Tz-Tok-Jad. I use ancient mage, but he still managed to give me a good amount of damage.
Next was the Kalphite Queen. I demolish her bug form, but I barely manage to survive against the Bee from. But, I get a cut this time, across my chest. The D&*# bug slashed through my Armadyl Chestplate.
My second-to-last enemy(s) were the God Wars Dungeon Bosses. I crush the Zamorak, Armadyl, and Saradomin bosses. As I attack the Bandos boss, I realise that I'm running low on food. I win, and move on to my final boss; the Corporal Beast.
I attack first, and somehow manage to win, but with 25 HP, I'm skulled, I'm super poisoned, and I have no food.
I'm in Karamja, finishing up my video. I get hit for 6 HP because of poison. Suddenly, a noob shows up and demands 5gp. I get hit another 6 HP because of poison. 13 HP left. The noob gets mad, and demands 10gp. I say, "No." I get hit another 6HP, leaving my with 7 HP. The noob gets extremely frusterated, and demands 20gp. I say, "No," again. I get hit another 6HP leaving me with one HP. I try to get to the nearest bank to deposit my stuff before I die, but the Noob slaps me, hitting a 1, and I die.
The End!
(ROFL. I like long stories!)

20-May-2009 02:50:51

BlackTheNoob

BlackTheNoob

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i got killed by a level 3 becuase he pulled out an AK and said, "Say HELLO to my little friend" so i said "hi" and then there was a big flash....
I wake up 3 days later and the banker told me that the big "flash" was actually a big explosion caused by mixing nitroglycerin and morphine(idk how it works...) and it spontainiously combusted and sent the chemicals everywhere(EVERYWHERE) and killed me and for some reason i didnt respawn for 3 days
and as for the level 3...apparently he exploded into 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000(this is where you fall asleep).........million pieces. So that is how i got killed by a level 3.
PIE IS GOOD

23-May-2009 05:11:41

Volo Amari
Nov Member 2023

Volo Amari

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The noob had set up a bronze tripwire trap. When I charged at him with my flail, it mutilated my foot and triggered a trap that shot 20 bronze darts (P++).
I tried to shoot him with my Crystal Bow, but it missed and bounced off a bulletproof glass window.
I tried to incinerate him with Fire Wave, but someone walked by with a Dragonfire Shield, and it misfired at me.
My Iron Minotaur noticed he has an iron ore he found on the ground, and the noob promised the Iron Minotaur the ore if he tried to kill me.
When the noob asked me for free stuff, I killed myself.

25-May-2009 10:52:12 - Last edited on 19-Jun-2009 22:04:47 by Volo Amari

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Well, I was doing my homework when noobs started to invade runescape. They were totally destroying my way of making money, killing cows. :@
I spent days fighting them off, and when I was done, my mom scolded me for not doing my homework and then the noobs hacked me. I was powerless to stop them. :(

25-May-2009 12:40:42

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