Ok, well i havent been on the fourms in a while so i'm sorry if any of mine are repeated.
To make up for my absence, i have decide to post 3 true stories.
1)I was at the GE, trying to get some quick cash by lending items. A noob traded me and offered 200 noted bananas. I declined, the noob got angry and took a bite out of me! I died shortly after from rabies.
2)I was training agility at the Barabrian Agility course. While going through the pipe, a noob thought it whould be funny to put rats in the pipe. The rats clawed my face off and, being algergic to rats, I swelled up inside the pipe and died from lack of oxygen.
3)While reading through a news item, I didn't notice that a random event appeared and was attacking me. I went to check on my account and Holy Cow i'm on 1 hp! I quickly ran from the event. When I was far away from danger, I decided to have some fun and went whacking people with my rubber chicken. Some noob asked where did I get that (the rubber chicken). I decided to play a joke on him and said it was from While Guthix Sleeps quest and cost 300mil. In three seconds I was drowned in a sea of noobs who stopmed the remaining 1 hp out of me.
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