Wanted: Not really. You can keep him if you like.
Reward: A bobblehead VMG. When you talk to him, he says "Grrrrr", "Falcon PUNCH!" (followed by a small feeble punch), "Zoinks", "..." (Then attempts to rip your leg off).
Crimes: Not telling me all the gory details of how Macspiel killed someone.
0iz
Wanted: Head brought to me. rest of the body doesn't matter
reward: secret burger king recipe i framed very mad guy for.
Crimes: He stole my spear.
Wanted: Covered in the top-secret Burger King sauce. (Don't ask why, just do it!)
Reward: A roasted... thing... shaped like a human, covered in the BK secret sauce.
Crimes: Accusing me of stealing his spear when actually I was permantly borrowing it... without permission. Also, setting up VMG.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
wanted: alive so he can make up for his mistakes
reward: some yarn
crimes: making a bobblehead of me say "zoinks" even though i never said that in my life