Very Mad Guy
Wanted: Alive
Reward: 17 cookies...*nom* whoops 16 now... You better hurry up.
Crimes: None actually, I'm just trying to give him some inheritance money from a recently deceased relative of his. He keeps running away though.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
Deltaslug
Wanted: Alive
Reward: A crunchy gummi worm
Crimes: Falsely accusing me of being noisy when I was *clearly* eating crunchy gummy bears.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
Wanted: Dead
Reward: A highfive off a Jmod of your choice.
Crimes: Continually resisting arrest and/or death despite having multiple wanted posters and a large bounty on his head.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.