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Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Zamorak00
Wanted: Tied to a stake, on top of a lit bonfire.
Reward: A slice of roast Zamorak.
Crimes: Pretending to be the God of Chaos, and owning a fake ID in his name. Then subsequently using the aforementioned ID to acquire houses, arms, clothing, food and drink and pets.

P.s. To the guy who gave my list of crimes, some of them were actually really funny. =D
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

29-Jan-2014 00:00:11

ZAmorakZaros
Apr Member 2013

ZAmorakZaros

Posts: 7,545 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
PercyJakksOn

Wanted: in a metal box or something where he can't use his powers
reward: trident
crimes: Killed lots of not so innocent monsters, killed his math teacher, destroyed part of school, destroyed bus, caused many problems, possibly is planning something with horses and aquatic creatures and he believes that he is son of Poseidon and he really is but we don't care about that.
NO
I do not ship ZamorakxZaros.
I follow them. And Marimbo, the best t5 god.

30-Jan-2014 13:10:16

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

Posts: 3,595 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Very Mad guy
Wanted: Calm
Reward: His anger
Crimes: Multiple posting on this thread, having a tiny nose, not wearing primal armour, having a membership start date earlier than mine, being unclean, having 5 pet cats, executing thousands of innocent chickens with possible connections to the Lumbridge cow massacre, wasting food when there are hundreds of starving NPCs, selling out of date food (Ranging from a few days old to sitting in a bank for almost 5 years), bankstanding, the creation and distrubution of illegal performance enchancing potions, armed robbery and beating up a girl scout to steal her cookies.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

04-Feb-2014 20:24:35

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