Wanted: Alive
Reward: A private party with Party Pete and his two barmaids, Megan and Lucy.
Crimes: Attempting to out-party Party Pete, and the theft of three "Red party-licious Partyhats". Also, repeatedly grabbing Pete's chest and pulling his lever.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
Wanted: Alive (for questioning, and probable death)
Reward: The satisfaction of handing in a wanted criminal
Crimes: The growing and purchase of illegal herbs, and the subsequent creation and distribution of illegal performance enchancing drugs. Also, for having some "Smouldering Pot" in his bank.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
Wanted: Alive
Reward: A mangy mutt or the hand in marriage of a penniless overbearing and overweight former noble(person) with gambling and drinking problems
Crimes: Not having enough fun with socks.
Wanted: Slightly mutated...?
Reward: A
better
joke.
Crimes: Telling good jokes that aren't quite as good as mine.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.