Wanted: Almost armourless (I'll allow the helmet and some underwear) - he needs to tan too
Reward: A spa day with your favourite companion
Crimes: Hypocrisy. I mean, if he's always dungeoneering he's hiding from the sun too.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
Wanted: Lightly toasted
Reward: A boxset of a programme of your choice, with a large selection of sweets to enjoy it.
Crimes: Not having a name which can be re-arranged into any singular word (at least not that I can see). [Best I got was Dream Guy].
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
Wanted: In a bag of salt
Reward: A slimy bag of salt
Crimes: Attempting to eat/cook a person,
and
eating all my cabbages.
MY CABBAGES
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
Wanted: Alive enough for harsh interrogation
Reward: Enough potatoes to last a lifetime
Crimes: Throwing stolen eggs at the stalls of the local farmer's market.
Sometimes, less is more.