Wanted: Alive
Reward: Coconuts (be sure to collect from and tell Ruby Inferno I sent you.)
Crimes: None (this time); I just want to take that lifetime supply of chocolate he has control of!
“You're off to Great Places! Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!”
Dr. Seuss,
@SeussRS
wanted: dead
reward: i wont kill you
crimes: i am not all the gods. just seren zaros and zamorak. tries to be death
NO
I do not ship ZamorakxZaros.
I follow them. And Marimbo, the best t5 god.
Wanted: Alive for interrogation
Reward: Guthix's Blessing
Crimes: Following 2 gods.
Macspie
Wanted: alive
reward: your head
crimes: He doesn't know that i am ZAROSERERAK!
Or zarosererakian
NO
I do not ship ZamorakxZaros.
I follow them. And Marimbo, the best t5 god.
Crimes: Murder, arson, mass murder, mass arson, murder by arson, arson by murder, inflicting forced suicide upon others, stealing peoples hearts, genocide, genocide by arson, Inflicting forced suicide upon others by arson, loitering with extreme prejudice, lighting sheep on fire, selling unusually overcooked mutton, punching horses and kittens in the face, borrowing other peoples livestock with no intent to return, breaking puppys in half, forgery of documents showing that he is infact the president, littering with extreme predjudice, grand theft horse, not being a turtle, more grand theft horse, and many other crimes of a secret nature that cannot be revealed for public safety and the protection of the squeamish, but mainly for having a silly hat.
Do you really think something interesting will happen? It won't. There is a tedium of non-interaction that wears down your soul. And this is Xau-Tak
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