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Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Zoajet

Wanted: Dead
Reward: I'm not giving you a reward! What? What do you mean you won't kill him and bring his corpse here without a reward? Urgh fine. I will offer *One* shiny gold piece.
Crimes: Assaulting a pickle, stealing a nickle, slapping Mod Mark with a wet fish, and eating food from my dish. If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

10-Apr-2014 20:16:00

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

Posts: 3,595 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Rachall

Wanted: Alive
Reward: All of Rachall's xp.
Crimes: Accusing me of being VMG. I'm so insulted I want her dead! Don't say I'm over-reacting! Why you little.. *Begins choking the next poster*

P.s. I just randomly imagined the Ardougne Secret Police, was genuine co-incidence that it happens to spell ASP. I just though Ardy was the most likely city to have a secret police force =P If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

10-Apr-2014 21:01:32 - Last edited on 10-Apr-2014 21:02:30 by Shifu

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

Posts: 3,595 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Very Mad Guy

Wanted: Shaken, not stirred
Reward: The ability to use "Homer Simpson Choke" on any NPC ingame. It has a 100% accuracy rating and will always hit 96% of the enemies remaining health.
Crimes: Recognising references that would break the fourth wall ingame. If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

10-Apr-2014 21:08:40

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

Posts: 3,595 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Very Mad Guy

Wanted: Coated in flour
Reward: The remainder of the bag of flour.
Crimes: Trying to bake me so that I get tanned. Lets see how you like being pale huh? If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

10-Apr-2014 21:14:43

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

Posts: 3,595 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Very Mad Guy

Wanted: Not really. You can keep him if you like.
Reward: A bobblehead VMG. When you talk to him, he says "Grrrrr", "Falcon PUNCH!" (followed by a small feeble punch), "Zoinks", "..." (Then attempts to rip your leg off).

Crimes: Not telling me all the gory details of how Macspiel killed someone. If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

10-Apr-2014 21:25:16

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