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COMBAY, Porschestan - The government later announced today that they were planning on buying the weapons for the invasion of neighboring Turkmenistan, a territory unclaimed by any one nation. Turkmenistan, however, has a large military force and cannot be conquered by simply annexing it, as Porschestan did with Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan. The government was hoping for a surprise attack but that seems impossible now. The Supreme Dictator commented earlier, "We are disgusted with the way the world views us. Does mighty Porschestan demand that other nations tell us their military plans beforehand? No! Now our chances of taking Turkmenistan have been lessened severely and they will be heavily defended! They may even invade us first!" The Supreme Dictator then picked up the podium he was speaking from and threw it out into the audience. Two people were injured, one is in critical condition.
05-Dec-2008 02:28:50