We would also like to announce that project D.D. and PROJECT VALHALLA will be released tomorrow along with the
V-1900 Vaccine, which was created because V-1820 did not cover all those new diseases we discovered while making scientific discoveries, like in outer space. The new vaccine will make djinnakenians immune to 100% of old vaccines and 50% of new ones (We're so advanced in this field because we work very hard in it because unlike the rest of the world, Djinnaken's mother land (New England) was killed off by disease... and we get worried about it.
Also, we suspect that the ** Immortia Terrorist Group managed to sneak underground that ONE day when we put the FOG down... we think they came underground since we are highly primative in the underground sedction of technology (2008 estimate).
Because of this, Detectives in Djinnaken suspect there will be a large number of Arsons, huge fires (** specializes in arson) all around the capitol and surrounding areas. Because of this, the senate overpowered me (with an 85% or higher vote they can) and forced the descision that all of us will be snuck out of the country in Djinn Bottles and for the human senators, large crates in TOP SECRECY (if any senator is reading this I AM TOTALLY DEFYING YOU WITH THE SECRET PART) by international traders on land... also, there will be thousands of merchants leaving on this date, it's a tradition we call The Great International Trade Migration... where many of our traders leave Djinnaken... sell a huge supply of this years goods and buy exotic items to take back.
Me and the 34 Djinn Senators will be in seperate bottles (we can decorate the insides like mansions and we all have different tastes) All bottles will be open, so we can get out and go in as we please. But if someone corks our bottle, we our their prisoners. So that is why we're taking the top priority so that we're hidden.
I just hope that my people will survive the fires and defeat the XQ. I only wish I was there to help.
21-Nov-2008 03:48:42