Well, if you want something done, I guess you sometimes have to do it yourself.
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"For it happening anywhere in the near future, the probability of Lac d'Arme getting healed by some other party is already less than 10% and falling," stated a version of Dinah Alcott, who lives in a universe where everyone is far more interested in observing other universes as a means of entertainment than silly things like fighting.
"Very well then," replied a version of Contessa, who is from the same universe as Dinah (which is also notable for having a far more laid-back Path to Victory Shard). "Path to getting Lac d'Arme a suitable means of healing himself... and the Scissor Blades: not very many steps required."
"Oh? Have you been rewatching Kill la Kill?" asked Dinah.
"I have," Contessa confirmed. "It is, after all, extremely good."
"True, that."
Meanwhile...
Suddenly, portals.
Out of those portals dropped a bottle and two oddly-shaped swords, the former into Lac d'Arme's lap, and the latter pair far enough away that no surge of adrenaline resulted. On the bottle, a note read, "A healing potion. Don't ask how it works, because our best guesses are Tinkertech and magic. -The woman who gave you your Hécate."
...
Can I trust this? On the one hand, she gave me a means of self-defense, but on the other, she put me in this dangerous situation, yet on the first Brockton Bay wasn't doing much better. Maybe if I just take a sip first...
After thinking this, Lac d'Arme carefully sipped the red liquid, and, after finding that he felt a little better, gulped the rest down.
When he had drained the last drop, Lac d'Arme found that he was completely healed. He then stood, went to the swords, picked them up, and nearly dropped them.
What the hell are Life Fibers, and how can they be so powerful?
Lord Yatagarasu, the Black Sun.
Thank you for giving me your power.
The sunlight that rains down on the Earth
is a nuclear furnace that will create new atoms.
My ultimate nuclear fusion will burn up
every body, heart, phantom, and fairy!
03-Jul-2015 23:37:19