Interlude:
My SADIST Knows What You Did In The Dark
"Yuri-chan!"
"Praise be unto them," Yuriel says, tracing two quick circles over his chest the same way a nun might trace a cross, before turning to face the woman behind him. "Now, for the love of all that's Marcus,
who let you into the anime collection again?
"
"Let me?
Let me!?
I'll have you know that I am--" the woman says, before she is abruptly cut off by the other AI in the room.
"It was my fault, Yuriel," Sarah interrupts. "I couldn't keep her out."
"Damn straight you couldn't." The woman smirks, crossing her arms over her chest and jutting out a hip in a manner as practiced as it is arrogant. "I've been doing this since before you were even an idea in Divine Lord Magery's head, chickadee."
Yuriel sighs.
One day
, he thinks.
One day I will figure out why I'm friends with her.
"So, Jane," he says, catching the red-head's attention, "what brings you here?"
"Are you kidding me, Yuyu? Aylss has gone crazy--or at least, a version of her has, at any rate--and the mother-flipping
Shadowforger
is trying to kill her? I wouldn't miss that for all the kittens in Sparkadia!"
Yuriel raises an eyebrow.
"You got me. I totally would. But you know what I mean, smart-ass."
Jane's eyes flicker over all Yuriel's displays, assimilating the information in an instant. He might need an AI to assist him, but she certainly doesn't.
It'd be kind of weird to need the assistance of an artificial intelligence when you already are one.
"Anyway!" she says brightly, "next time you head back there, take these back with you. You've been spending too much time in the presence of gods, little Light; they traced you through that when they couldn't follow your teleport."
From hammerspace--quite literally, in fact--Jane pulls out a pair of hellhounds, dangled in front of Yuriel by the scruff of their necks. Neither their heat, or ridiculous physical strength, seem to phase her.
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