*Voice recording of conversation in Unknown area*
???:Gah, what's that bright light for - stop shining it in my eyes!
???:Shut up, you swine!
*Sound of punching*
???: Oww....
???:now on to the script - you holding the recorder, set that on the table and hand me that piece of paper.
*Sound of paper being handled*
???:Now read it!
???:But-
???:I said read it!!!
???: Ok... *clears throat*
Dear Biomaster7,
I'll have you know I am..thrilled to know that their is an alternate ending to this story, I am even more thrilled..to know that Alrous will destroy his enemies- Ok, i'm not reading any more of this badly written-
???:Read it!!!
*sound of small explosion*
???: *Coughing* *..o.k..
-And..shall victor as he has always had and always will...
Huahahaha..ha,
-Wigwram126
Wigwam: hey, you spelled my name wrong!
???:Assistant, edit this tape to only say the message, then send it to Biomaster7 - as for you -
*Sound of glass breaking*
???:what?!?
???: Prepare to lose, Alrous!
Alrous:Who the hell are you?!?!
???: I am... The original ending!!!
Alrous: Victory never is easy, is it...
*End of recording*
~Dear reader,
My name is Reldo, and I am a well known librarian of the Varrock library.I came in possesion of this tape a few days ago when i found a badly-beaten man knocked out behind the castle.I fed him and nursed him back to health, but he refused to eat anything else but Slim-Jims and drank all of the Castle's supply of Mountain Dew.I am fowarding this recording to "The World in Flames: Divine Requiem" and it appears the man is travelling there as well.Please take care
(and stock up on Slim-Jims!).
Wishing you all the greatest,
~Reldo
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith
22-Feb-2009 01:25:42