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-}=== Chapter 12: Straight outta Tirawnn ==={-
Giant Noob: Wow that avatar saved us YAY!
L00b: Yea but barely
All Noobs: WE wanna go home WAAAH!
Giant Noob: Don't worry we'll be home soon
Noob 1: I found a map!
L00b: Interesting it says that we are in some weird reigon cut off from rs...Theres 4 settlements though, we are near this place called tyras camp so i think we should head there
Noob 2: Lets go there!
All the noobs head towards tyras camp until they come across a trail of shiny gps...
L00b: Oooh! a gp! *grabs gp* Oooh! a gp! *grabs gp*
L00b follows the gp trail to a box trap and gets trapped under it. Lord Isleworth and his royal elves appear.
L00b: OMG let me out!
Lord Isleworth: And what do we have here? oh its a noob, looks like we can eat him, boys!
L00b: What? NO!
Giant Noob: Hey this is our noob!
Elf Warrior 1: We own him now!
Giant Noob: Hmm, i think i know how to solve this! All noobs beg!
All Noobs: G3mm3 l00b p10x? G3mm3 l00b p10x? G3mm3 l00b p10x?
Lord Isleworth: Ok fine! but you need to do a favour; You see that camp over there? We need you to destroy the tent in the middle that is shut!
Giant Noob: Why?
Lord Isleworth: Because um, its target practise! You'll be using our catapult that those invaders...i mean humans are guarding, you'll have to get the material yourself though
Giant Noob: Yea as if!
Lord Isleworth: Ok then, we'll have fried noob tonight!
All Noobs: phr33 5t0ff p10x?!?!
Lord Isleworth: OK FINE! Gosh you guys are so annoying! heres all the stuff! it wont hurt to give it all to noobs once!
The party of noobs walk and try to make their way through the woods until they get to the catapult
Guard: Awww hey noobies, aren't you lot a nice bunch!
Giant Noob: Can wee use your cannon pwease?
Guard: Sure, as long as you don't launch it, you probaly can't anyway
The noobs dumb everything and launch the stuff into King Tyras' hut and explodes making loads of Tyras helms fly out
Noob 1: OMG Tyras helm!
Noob 2: Are they real?
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

21-Mar-2009 01:31:00

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Noob 3: Thats like......the best helm in the game!
Giant Noob: *checks helm* its real guys! We struck the jackpot! We're all rich! Lets go to L00b and tell him the good news!
Smart Noob: Lets also take this catapult with us, it must be good loot too!
All the noobs go to L00b and find that hes on a spit being roasted
L00b: Erm guys! HELP!
Giant Noob: We're back! Can we have our noob back now? Pwease?
Lord Isleworth: You took *checks sundial* 1 hour! You took to long! Now we must feast!
Giant Noob: We HAD A DEAL!
Lord Isleworth: Not my fault that my men are hungry! Seize them!
Smart noob: Get the catapult!
L00b: Right thats it!
L00b somehow gets up from out of the spit and goes up to Isleworth and D-Claw specs him
Lord Isleworth: My food killed me *dies*
Giant Noob: Get us out of here or we'll do it again!
The Noobs eventually get out of Tirawnn and back into the human realms of runescape
Giant Noob: Wow, where did you get those from?
L00b: Dunno, found them on the floor
Giant Noob: How did you wield them?
L00b: I didnt wear them, i grabbed the rims of them and used the spec lol :P
THE END
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

21-Mar-2009 01:31:10 - Last edited on 21-Mar-2009 01:46:46 by Jacoob

Jacoob

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-]=== Chapter 13: Just Another Nooby day ==={-
Somewhere else:
???: Ok, got all the stuff?
Master Scammer: Yes, we got 80% of the "dark" hilted swords
???: Excellent
Master Pure: Can we go now? this is taking too long, and why cant we fight there!
???: Not everything can be resolved by fighting and remember the reason why you came to us! And besides your only 1 def!
Master Pure: Ok i won't argue
???: Ok lets go!
Giant Noob and L00* are back in the most populated area in rs - The GE! And some familar and strange figures are here today
Giant Noob: I'm glad im back in the human realms again, oh look there; theres miss emotes!
Miss Emotes: (= Hey Giant Noob, i havent seeen you in ages! Are you ok? =] I hope you didn't get caught up in that riot here a few days ago!
Giant Noob: Erm, theres a funny story to that actually! Lets just say i was there the whole time hehe. What have you been doing?
Miss Emotes: Trying to take out my stuff in the GE before those evil people ruin them =[
Giant Noob: What evil people?
Suddenly 3 hooded people, one with a thieving cape, one with a str cape and one with Platinum (Silver) trimmed Magic cape come and 5 seconds later the price of a certain item shoots downwards...
Random Player: Everyone run and take your *** out of the GE its gonna blow!
Meritamen: Just took it out phew!
The GE explodes fireworks style!
Giant Noob: AGAIN!AGAIN!COOL SPARKS!
Miss Emotes: Giant Noob! They tryed to ruin the price of a certain item =[
Mathpwns: OMG MY MATH!
Scenic Angel: Whats "math"? I'm pretty sure thats a subject!
Mathpwns: No its currency!*trades Scenic angel and shows gp* SEE! MATH!
Scenic Angel: HAHAHA noob! heres some shrimp for your troubles *gives mathpwns shrimp*
Meritamen: Giant Noob, do you want a cool hat?
Giant Noob: Um pl0x?
Meritamen: Here it is!
Giant Noob: Pretty hat :) ty
Meritamen: Off to pick up Tin ore bye!
Giant Noob: Bye meri add me! Anyway Miss Emotes, who were those people?
Miss Emotes: I dont want to remember!
THE END!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

21-Mar-2009 02:22:33

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