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Jacoob

Jacoob

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-}=== Chapter 11: Noob Jail Part II ==={-
Giant Noob and L00b are in this strange new "jail" for noobs, and a pure and his team just killed them, yet they respawned in a sort of graveyard...
Noob 1: How did i get here? what did i do?
Noob 2: I got killed by a cow and ended up here!
L00b: Did anyone else get sent by P-Mods to here?
All noobs: YES!
Giant Noob: What is this place anyway?
All noobs walk outside of the graveyard to see what is happening.
Giant Noob: What the hell is going on here?
L00b: Oh no, i know where we are
Pur3z0rz: Kill those noobs to get free exp! We must win!
Giant Noob: RUN!
While all the noobs are running to their base and avatar, there is a floating balloon in the air with a few J-mods in it...
|\0/| J-Mod 1: I told you it was a good idea Sir: A Soul Wars world just for people to fight noobs, this way the players will always get points, while the noobs will ALWAYS RESPAWN IN SOUL WARS WHERE THEY BELONG!
Andrew: Erm this is crazy! Aren't you going a bit too extreme?
|\0/| J-Mod 1: Ok should we move them onto adding them onto the Hunting skill?
Andrew: Look just leave it like that for now, we'll see what happens and we'll let some go if it gets bad
Meanwhile in on the ground:
High lvl 1: Must...get...noob...for...exp
High lvl 2: Me..too
L00b: Are you guys automated or something?
High lvl 3: No they are um talking funny, right guys?
All high lvls: ...
L00b: I knew it!
High lvl 3: Oh no! please don't...
L00b: You guys are ROBOTS!
High lvl 3: Uh yea we're "robots"...see...noob? Dumb noob can't tell what autoing is hehe
Giant Noob: ALL NOOBS: I KNOW HOW TO WIN! HIDE BEHIND THIS LVL525!
All the noobs hide behind their avatar hoping that it would shield them from the high lvls
Light Avatar: OK now im angry why do i have to have a team of noobs on my team AGAIN!
Dark Avatar: Haha you lose noob!
Light Avatar: RIHGT THATS IT! IM NOT LOSING AGAIN *grabs all noobs and throws them eastward to the elf lands*
Dark Avatar: Sore loser!
THE END
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

18-Mar-2009 19:55:34

Arcana Rose

Arcana Rose

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Character Application
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Character Name: Mathpwns
Character's Combat level: 102
Noobiness of character (1-10, 1 being least nooby, 10 being s00p3r n00bz0r): 9
Speciality: He calls gp "math" and asks questions like "How math is ur amulet?"
Other details: Mathpwns walks up to Scenic Angel and her friend at ge.
Mathpwns: How math is ur amulet?
Friend: Much?
Mathpwns: No, math
Mathpwns: Currency
Friend: Umm 1m
Scenic Angel: looooooooooooool
*Friend comes up to Mathpwns an hour later and mocks him*
Friend: How math you got??
Mathpwns: Wat?
Friend: Math
Friend: Currency
Scenic Angel (in pm): loooooooooooool
Mathpwns: Wat???
You don't have to include all this dialogue unless you want to, just thought I'd help give you some ideas. :P

19-Mar-2009 05:06:50

Ziaa
Jun Member 2008

Ziaa

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Hey Jake :D
Nice stories you written here, keep up the good job :D
Character Name: Meritamen
Character's Combat level: 111
Noobiness of character : 4
Speciality: Picks up all tin ore she finds (if there is room in inventory) gives white hats (not phats :P ) to randoms lvl3 she finds.
Other details: (cant think of anything atm, jake)but im sure you can figure out somemthing.
*hugs*

19-Mar-2009 17:55:41

Jacoob

Jacoob

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next chapter will be today but it wont have any new characters in it because of where giant noob is at the moment
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

19-Mar-2009 22:33:38

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