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-}=== Chapter 1: A New Beginning ==={-
(Irl, Giant Noob hears about runescape from his friends and he's heard all the rumours about it being an awesome game to play so.....he starts off by making an account called "giant noob4325262" or something like that but lets call it "Giant Noob" for short eh?)
*Giant Noob appears in lumby*
Giant Noob: WOOOOAAH a pixel world! Wow i can see the pixels moving so slightly as if the colours are trying to be real..
Super Pure666: Dude what are you trying to do? Are you trying to hug the castle walls?
Giant Noob: umm...yea i am, i wanna feel what pixels are like!
Super Pure666: Noobs these days, they get dumber and dumber.....*walks away*
Giant Noob: Hmmm i have to apparently do something..*goes into the cellar where the dragon is*
When Giant Noob goes into the cellar a doorbell noise alerts Sir Vant inside the cellar:
Sir Vant: OMG another noob, man this is more than what the j mods are paying me for..
3 Headed Drag: Yea well at least you dont have to get killed all the time and respawn, it was fun at first but now its boring, hmmm wanna just send him away?
Sir Vant: Nah we are the people that have to educate noobs to become newbs, without us they're nothing...but in second thoughts Bill, ok!
Giant Noob: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Bill: Dude im not going to hurt you im actually gonna...
Giant Noob: Stay back evil doer! *runs and kicks the 3 headed drag and hits 0* omg you can talk Bill: Yea...and? Well im off nice to meet you!*walks back into the cave*
Sir Vant: See you tomorrow Bill!
Giant Noob: OMG! why didnt you kill him?
Sir Vant: Because hes sick of repeating the same bori...i mean hes very ill and just quit fighting! So you um completed the tutorial! Well done! Now go away!
Giant Noob: Yes Sir! yay!*runs out*
Giant Noob: Hmmm that seemed weird, im pretty sure the soldier was to kill the dragon
Suddenly, a shiny gp drops out of someones pocket
Giant Noob: WOAH! look at that shiny piece of gold! Where can i get more?
THE END!

27/27 120 skills achieved!

26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

13-Mar-2009 00:44:30 - Last edited on 07-Jul-2009 21:09:54 by Jacoob

Bump!

13-Mar-2009 10:31:24

-}=== Chapter 2: The Developing Noob ==={-
Giant Noob is in lumby, entranced by this shiny gp he found!
Giant Noob: Its so shiny and looks so good! I want more! Excuse me mr lvl97, how do i get more of these?
Random Scammer: Well...Lets say im like a bank, people give money such as what you're holding there, if you give me that shiny piece, i can make it worthwhile!
Giant Noob: ummm how exactly?
Random Scammer: Lets say well...lets try a little test, whats 2 + 2?
Giant Noob: ummm i know this! i know this! *calculates with all the maths equations* its 5!
Random Scammer: Very good! Infact im going to take your shiny gp and give you 0% of it when i get back!
Giant Noob: ok hurry!
Random Scammer: *laughs* sucker!*runs*
~4 hours later, and Giant Noob is still standing in the middle of lumby~
Random Person: Dude i swear i saw you standing here 4 hours ago, and im pretty sure you got scammed too lol
Giant Noob: Whats a scam?
Random Person: Ok Well, there are bad people on this game that try to take your money and well he took your shiny gp!
Giant Noob: Really? oh no *sniff* sniff*
Random Person: Ok no need to cry, there should be 28gp in your bank somewhere...
Giant Noob: Ok i have all my stuff out.
Random Person: Price check - trade me
Giant Noob: Ok *shows items in trade*
Random Person: You know i can double that for you if you want, my bank gains interest!
Giant Noob: Ok! *gives stuff to the random person who he just met*
Random Person: Its mine now noob *teles*
Giant Noob: Just my luck *gets upset and sobs until a feminine figure appears aside him*
Random Person 2: Hi =], i feel really bad about what i saw those 2 guys do to you =/, I can help you get lots of shiny gps if you want, you can add me Giant Noob: Ok *adds* thanks for being nice to me, Miss Emotes!
Miss Emotes: No problem =]
Random Noob 1: Add me miss emotes i love you!
Random Noob 2: Omg high lvl with good stats add me!
Miss Emotes: Eww, I knew i shouldnt have stayed here too long!*teles
THE END

27/27 120 skills achieved!

26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

13-Mar-2009 16:51:08 - Last edited on 07-Jul-2009 21:07:01 by Jacoob

-}=== Chapter 3: The News About Noobs ==={-
An update happened in RuneScape in which people can team up to make a "medieval" media team (I know, weird huh? lol). A team is in lumbridge for some reason
Private Chat:
Miss Emotes: So you've taken in all i told you about making money without asking for free stuff right? Giant Noob: Erm soz i was thinking about shiny gps, arent they amazing?
Miss Emotes: Grrr forget it =/. I'm going to go to godwars, see you later and please dont ask for free stuff.
Giant Noob: Bye!
Public:
Giant Noob: Now lets ask for free stuff
Noob 1: Free stuff please!
Noob 2: Fr33 stuff pl0x!
Noob 3: Phr33 5t0ff p10x?
Giant Noob: Wow this is gonna be much harder than i thought, hmmm *rips bits off his trousers and throws mud on himself* Buying 10k for 0gp! Wow this is fun to say over and over again!
Reporter: Wow i think i know what our news is gonna be about today *walks to Giant Noob* Hello viewers and we are gathered here today to watch the suffering of the these poor low levels in lumbridge, called newbs
Noob 1: No we're not we're called noobs! dumb reporter
Noob 2: Wait a minute they got all this new stuff that I havent seen before, that means...
Noob 3: They have to have free stuff! Pile them!
Reporter: All you need to do to end their sufffering is to donate just 1k gp to give them tools to start extracting their own raw materials and making it into their own. Your good work will please the noobs and we, OxNoob will send pictures to you about their development...
Cameraman: OMG run!
A whole load of noobs start charging at them wanting free stuff:
Noob 3: PHR33 5T0FF p10X!@!@!
Noob 1: Get them!
Reporter: RUN!*runs away and leaves equipment*
Noob 1: *picks up equipment* who wants this burned?
Noobs: ME ME ME!
The noobs chuck the equipment in lumby furnace watching it melt:
Noob 1: Pretty colours!
Noob 2: You know we could of sold the stuff for lots of gp
All the noobs look at him and 1minute later noob 2 is burned in the furnace
THE END

27/27 120 skills achieved!

26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

14-Mar-2009 03:38:44 - Last edited on 07-Jul-2009 21:05:57 by Jacoob

"Sir Vant: OMG another noob, man this is more than what the j mods are paying me for.."
- Funniest part so far lol
"Giant noob decides to train in lumby forest after being "outnoobed" by veteran noobs"
- Also another funny part.

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