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24-Jul-2009 02:18:13

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24-Jul-2009 20:08:32

Jacoob

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=}--- Chapter 59: Back Through Time ---{=
Our little friend Mathpwns, who also got caught in the blast went back in time to Runescape, when it was first born in 2001.
Mathpwns: Wow what happened to the graphfix?
A: Wow whats with your name?
Mathpwns: Whats wif your name? Can I have some math plz?
A: You do not ask for math, haha
Mathpwns: MATH! ME NEED MATH!
B: Hi A! Who is this loser?
Shared Acc Guy (S.A.G/C): Hey all! How is everyone?
Mathpwns: Wow you guys names are like lettorz or somethings
C: Haha, you make me laugh! Add me dude!
Mathpwns: Ok, why are the grapfix so bad?
C: What do you mean? This is like the best graphics in the world at the moment, not many games can match runescape grpahic-wise
Mathpwns: LOL!
B: What does "lol" mean?
Mathpwns: I don't know, I just use it! Coz everyone else does! So, how much math your addy plate?
A: Er about 30k I think
Mathpwns: Wow! It was 5k, must be some mach clan or something, I have 5M though!
A: 5Million GP!??!?!?1 We've never seen so much money!
Mathpwns: You being serious?
B: We worship you! O mighty Mathpwns!
Mathpwns eventually gets well known around RSC for having just 5M which is like worth todays 1 billion gp. People now treat him like a monarch and he is currently sitting on the Varrock Throne!
Early Scammer: Hey dude! Look what I got to sell! *checks to see that no one is looking* A blue phat! Its worth 500k!
Mathpwns: OMG OMG OMG! *drools* I buy! *buys phat*
Early Scammer: Bye noob *logs out*
C: Dude, you got scammed! Its actually worth 490k!
Mathpwns: So what? Its worth 350M in the future rs...er...I mean, I thought it was 500k-math oh no :( My math!
C: Don't worry, we'll get him one day! And Jagex will deduct his stats!
Mathpwns: Jagex deducts stats to rulebreakers?
C: Yea, this kid that nearly got from 1-60 woodcutting in a week got accused of autoing and all his stats got reset to 1
Mathpwns: Anyway im off to buy more phats!
Paul: GET HIM! HES GOT INSANELY TOO MUCH MONEY! *ice barrages Math*
THE END
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24-Jul-2009 20:12:13

Jacoob

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If ive missed anyone who got into the blast in chapter 51, tell me please
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24-Jul-2009 20:19:46 - Last edited on 24-Jul-2009 20:20:14 by Jacoob

Jacoob

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Characters in their groups:
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Chapter 60: Mega Newb, Hyper N00b and Mega Noob.
Chapter 59: Mathpwns, Shared Acc Guy (C)
Chapter 58: T3h Penguin, Cowhide and Scenic, Miss Emotes and Lvl 135.
Chapter 57: Chessman, Seal and Knight
Chapter 56: Newbie Extra and Cheddarnoob.
Chapter 55: Choco, Freeze and Scared O.
Chapter 54: L00b, Kitty and Gaara.
Chapter 53: Giant noob, Symphon and Hype.
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Characters that were affected by the blast but have not come back in yet:
Jacob_Dawson
Master Hacker
C.J-Mod
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24-Jul-2009 20:19:47 - Last edited on 10-Feb-2010 00:08:52 by Jacoob

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=}--- Chapter 60: The Buried Truth Part 1---{=
At Jagex City (Or jagex HQ) Maga Noob and the shady guy were discussing **** Noob's whereabouts...
Mega Newb: Ok! Hyper N00b! You can stop hiding your name from everyone now!
Hyper N00b: Yes newb...So about Mega noob, he was one of the greatest friends and noobs of all time the story about him is as follows...wait a minute...hit me!
Mega Newb: Fine this better be worth it...*gives hyper lots of purple sweets*
Hyper N00b: WOAH! And here we go!
(Flash-Back to 10th December 2007 - Trade Limit update)
In the riot zone:
Pures: WE PAY WE PLAY!!!
??? Pure: We got this ****** crater! We didnt ask for this!
Lvl 120 (before he was lvl 135): Hey guys whatsup? Have you caught that noob yet? Hes been glitching with his friends and gaining too much money!
??? Pure: Look at this poem I found from the war poetry noob! It says: ...
Mega Noob: Ok lets run now hyper, into that crater so they dont find us!
Hyper N00b: ok *starts walking while everyone is distracted* WTF ??? Pure is here? Hes our friend!
Mega Noob: YOU TRAITOR!
Lvl 120: ??? Pure? You told me mega was dead! GET THEM!
All the pures surround the 50-100 crater and force Mega Noob and Hyper n00b in...
Mega Noob: We gotta find some place to hide, hey look a crowd, lets hide!
Hyper N00b: Uh oh, they are comming!
Pure 1: Dont kill them, they got nothing on them!
Pure 2: Wow! Look over there, another big team! Thanks for luring them noobs!
??? Pure: Excuse me, you lot! Stand aside, we'll just be taking out noob-loot and we'll be off!
Pure 1: Nah, we need loot ourselves since pking is ruined, everyone get ready for an old style clan war! WE PAY WE PK!
??? Pure: No its WE PAY WE PLAY! *lunges with DDS*
A massive battle happens between the two groups while someone maxes out a 50 on Hyper n00b, causing his ring of life to tele out!
Mega Noob: NOOO! I must hide somewhere! *runs from the battle scene*
End flash-back.
Mega Newb: Well he might be still in BH!
TO BE CONTINUED!
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25-Jul-2009 03:33:06 - Last edited on 29-Jul-2009 20:38:08 by Jacoob

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