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A-Neptune

A-Neptune

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ahahahahahahaha man i freaking love this story oh and i got a bio for ye if its alright
Character Name: Knight
Character's Combat level: 103
Noobiness of character 9.9
Speciality: often goes in a beserk frenzy wtih his barrelchest anchor trying to smash everything
Other details : he REallllllllllly loves pie

27-May-2009 12:07:43

Jacoob

Jacoob

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=}--- Chapter 45: The Return to lumbridge ---{=
A few days after that weird castle wars game, Giant Noob and his clan of about 15 people are doing a skilling event in lumbridge!
Giant Noob: Ok! So has everyone brought their 1K wool clippings from the GE?
All Noobs: YUP!
Giant Noob: Ok, so this is the method! We take 28 wool out of the bank, then go downstairs and use the spinning wheel and make 28 balls of wool. Then bank and repeat!
T3h P3nguin: There is a better way...
Giant Noob: No this is the best way! Lets go!
They all go downstairs to the spinning room and someone there is killing men for some reason...
High lvl player: *right clicks* OMG MY EYES! ITS ALL GREEN! *runs away*
Giant Noob: I wonder what got into him...anyway, time to skill! Yay 2 crafting!
Scared O: Gratz!
Giant Noob: Thank you! What are you doing?
Scared O: Killing men!
L00b: Aren't you 87 cb though?
Scared O: Yea, because they hit up to 2, so I don't risk dieing!
L00b: You can train with me sometime!
Scared O: No thanks I might die! *drops his DDS* Oops lets just pick that up...
Miss Rude: Nuh-uh! You Noob! ITS MINE! You fat noob get back to lumby!
Scared O: But I am in lumby
Miss Rude: Don't play dumb with me! This is Fally!
L00b: No its Lumby, now go away and stop annoying us
Miss Rude: @$@%*! *walks away*
Newbie Extra: Wow someone has problems...
In Lumby Basement:
Lvl 135: Jacob, what the hell do you think you are doing, its called the secret hideout!
Jacob_Dawson: No its Lumby Basment.
Lvl 135: You know something! I've got a higher cb than you do! I own you!
Jacob_Dawson: No you don't! Now stay in my story or you will get owned by Giant Noob in the next 2mins, and to prove im not bluffing, i've just put your hp and def to 1.
Lvl 3: Ok! Ok! Pfft! Anyway my friends, we're right under the noobs home soil!
M.S: Why is the name STILL Lumby Basement?!
Lvl 135: I like the name, now shut up! My daughter is comming to visit here! And we have a new recruit comming soon!
THE END
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

27-May-2009 20:45:35 - Last edited on 27-May-2009 21:16:52 by Jacoob

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