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=}--- Chapter 44: Castle Wars! Part 4 ---{=
L00b: Must...Build...
Scenic: Hey L00b! Wow nice weapon! I never knew they existed in RS!
Chessman: Yea how did you get that?
L00b: Quiet! I must build! Anyone got uranium? I have almost made a weapon that can kill high lvls!
Jacob: No we don't have any
L00b: Well find some then! But watch this first! *empties a glitch pot on a rock tied to a string, and fires it to the Zammy castle...
At Zammy castle:
Commentator: 4mins left and its 8-5
Giant Noob: Ok lets plan our attack! When the flag spawns, i take it!
Freeze: Why you?
Giant Noob: Because I am the leader Duh!
Cowhide: MOO! Emeny alert!
High lvl 1: Ok babies! Play time is over *barrages the noobs*
Newbie Extra: Die high lvl! *uses a skimmy on the high lvl - hits a 5* w00t!
High lvl 2: Dumb noob *uses AGS special on Newbie - hits 40 and he dies*
Suddenly a rock comes flying and hits the standard and pulls it away and the flag spawns on it...
Giant Noob: Oh no! Its my turn to get the flag! *jumps on the rock/standard*
Suddenly a laser beam hits the something below the top lvl and the castle starts to collapse...
All high lvls: I'm outta here! This is crazy!
Cheddarnoob: Don't let them escape! We are owning them!
They go downstairs and realize something is missing...
High lvl 2: OMG! Theres no way out! Our respawn room is destroyed :( Cheddar: Noobs ATTACK! Cheesamagius! *kills high lvl 2*
High lvl 3: Yo-Yo! Wassup my noobies? *DDSes cheddar - hits 20-15 and cheddar dies*
Cowhide: MOO!*runs and tramples high lvl 3...*
High lvl 3: Dayum...*dies*
Commentator: 2mins left and L00b somehow made the Zammy standard fly to land right next to the Sara standard this is the best thing ive seen in my life!
On the battlefield:
Jacob: Wait a minute, oh no, its happening again...
Miss Emotes: What is happening?
Jacob: The whole place is gonna get destroyed again! Quick! We must get to L00b, hes being possessed!
At Sara castle:
Giant Noob: Whee..........
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

24-May-2009 21:54:55 - Last edited on 14-Jul-2011 21:59:18 by Jacoob

Jacoob

Jacoob

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Giant Noob: ....Wow, now im right next to the Saradomin standard! Best Mini-Game ever! *starts to pick up the zammy flag and put it on the sara standard which is 2 squares away for FAST poins*
Seal: Wow dang...now where is the screenshot key, or there it is *screenies the weird glitch*
Giant Noob: Take over please! I'm off to own the high lvls once and for all :P
At the battlefield:
L00b: I finally have perfected the ultimate weapon that can KILL ALL HIGH LVLS!
Cheddar: Is that what I think it is?
Scenic: I'm pretty sure thats not allowed in the game
Jacob: OH NO! L00b! SNAP OUT OF IT, YOU DONT NEED TO NUKE THE ZAMMY TEAM! THIS GHOST DID IT 2 YEARS AGO AND HES DOING A LIFETIME COMMUNITY SERVICE WITH GUTHIX!
L00b: But I need to! Its the only way the we will win! No it isnt! *fights himself*
Jacob: Someone get the remote!
High lvl 1: Oh there you guys are! You HUMILIATED ME! I'm going to own all of you low noobs! YOU ALL SHOULD BE BACK IN F2P!
High lvl 4: Excellent speech Sir! I must now use my D-Bow spec on you is that ok, Scenic?
Scenic: LOL! *turns on protect range* sure knock yourself out!
High lvl 1 goes for the remote and kills L00b to get it!
High lvl 1: Now to nuke your castle!
Jacob: Oh no you dont! *grabs the remote and tryes to crush it..*
High lvl 1: Dumb lvl 112! *D claws me - hits 46-23-11-12*
Jacob: Sad noob *dies*
High lvl 1: Now lets kill those noobs! *presses the red button* and..the game freezes...
Commentator: AND THE GAME IS OVER! THE BEST GAME EVER! THIS SHOWS THAT NOOBS CAN WIN CASTLE WARS! THE SCORE: 20-8 TO SARADOMIN'S SIDE! WHAT A GREAT GAME!
Giant Noob: YAY! We won! *goes up to high lvl 1* Shame you nooby high lvl! We won!
The High lvl gets teled to somewhere...
Commentator: ...AND THE GAME ENDED RIGHT WHEN THE NUKE WENT OFF SO NOW...CASTLE WARS IS A WASTELAND! CLOSED FOR A FEW DAYS OR SO...
In Guthix's Lair:
Guthix: You destroyed the landsccape! You will be bannished from RS!
high lvl 1: NO!!!
THE END!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

24-May-2009 21:55:20 - Last edited on 14-Jul-2011 21:59:45 by Jacoob

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