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Naivni

Naivni

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another bio! :P
name: t3h p3ngu1n
cb lvl:3
noobiness scale:5 obly cause she like say random stuff
gender: female
specialty: 99 in all skills except att,str,def,hp,range,mage,and summnining
other: like to run around with her pet lemur named "popcorn"

19-Apr-2009 23:55:51

Jacoob

Jacoob

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Ideas Application
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Name/Subject of idea: Pest Control added with noobs
How will this idea help/work?: Jagex allows PC to everyone and the lower boat starts at lvl3-lvl69
Other info: would be an epic episode in the future lol
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22-Apr-2009 00:11:06

Jacoob

Jacoob

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-}=== Chapter 25: Impending Disaster ==={-
The major chapter in the story Giant Noob; Impending Disaster, will not be shown tonight due to unfortunate circumstances. We instead bring you a totally new story of the life of me278:
Me278 is in the G.E messing around typically:
Me278: Hey look at you NOOB! I OWN YOU! I live in the best country in the world and i have the best capes in runescape, yea i own you so hard!
Random Player: Umm ok i've never seen you before...lol
Me278: You looked at me in edgy bank with that noobish cooking cape on!
Random Player: Maybe i was afk?
Me278: Haha you auto! REPORTED!
Random Player: Gosh you really like to start arguements don't you *teles*
Me278: Little coward teled...I WIN w00t! anyway to check the price of my Sara Sword *checks GE* WHAT? It hit 20M?! Stupid merchenters! Lets buy to merchent it since its going to go higher... *buys SS* Look at me! I'm going to be rich! Shame to everyone else!
Miss Emotes: Nice =], but you know its going to drop soon :S
Me278: When?
Miss Emotes: Hmmm...right about....now!=)
Me278: LIAR! *checks GE and notices that the price of SS is now 2M* OMG you little *****! PRICE MANIPULATOR! GUY IRL!
Miss Emotes: Firstly I'm a female irl. Secondly I didn't do anything to the GE and thirdly...you need to get a life >.< bye! *walks off*
Me278: L . Coward .
Cheddarnoob: Its "lol" ok?
Me278: Quiet noob, anyway to check how much my SS is worth now...Price check me Cheddar! *trades with Cheddar*
Cheddarnoob: HA! Only worth 100gp! My cheese is worth more than that!
Me278: NO WAY! I mean, oh well i still got all this bandos and armadyl stuff; they must be worth lots *price checks the stuff* OMG only adds up to 1000gp? My life is over! *drops armour and runs off*
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Mega Newb: Giant, already the suffering is happening, we have to destroy the menace and you're still trying to kill...A COW!
Giant Noob: He got rude to me! *hits a 3 on the cow* YAY I killed it!
Mega Newb: After 2 hours of combat with it...
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23-Apr-2009 20:58:15

Jacoob

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Mega Newb: The leader of the evil merchent clan is lvl135
Giant Noob: Hmm i saw that rock move, must be something under it...
Mega Newb: Hmmm must be a penguin under that rock i'll show you how to penguin hunt *walks up to the rock and all of a sudden an agent comes out of the rock and 4 balloons with d-bow-men appear out of nowhere*
|\G/|P-Guard 1: BOTH OF YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE GROUND!
Giant Noob: Wow thats a really fat penguin!
Mega Newb: Oh darn! *giant and mega get teleothered*
In edgeville:
(Mangifera = Mangi)
Meri: I can runecraft faster than you Mangi :) Mangi: Nah I make 2 nats per ess meri :) Cheddarnoob: Anyone got cheese i can buy?
Miss Emotes: Sure thing Cheddar! =) Here! You make me laugh somtimes!
Cheddarnoob: Off to practise my spells, miss!
Jacob: Hi everybody!
Meri: Hey! Jacob! Why do you have a pen and paper in your hand?
Jacob: Uh this? Oh im just writing stuff
Mangi: *peeks at the paper* OMG He wrote that a balloon squad is comming for us under *%!%*!$ why can i say his name?
Jacob: You mean this guy?: ??? Because he will be revealed later anyway bye *teles out*
Mangi: That makes no sense: I'm friends with ??? but Jacob said my employed P mods are comming for me...
A Few Minutes later...
Miss Emotes: Ok thats weird; the doors of edgy bank just shut randomly
L00b and Newbie Extra come out from training at the monks:
L00b: I killed 50 monks and got 30 str now w00t!
Newbie Extra: Gratz, anyway did i just see balloons nearby getting closer to us?!
L00b: Yea theres one over there and he has a nice metal bow thingy facing us, oh look hes taking aim and hes firing, and the bolt is next to me! Hmmm this bolt has got a purple tip, must be females up in those balloons
Newbie Extra: OMG RUN TO THE BANK!
Cheddarnoob: I cant open these doors something must be wrong! Hey L00b and Newbie! Help me and then we run to the GE?
Miss Emotes: Hurry they're approaching =(
Scenic Angel was firemaking close by and heard what was going on..
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23-Apr-2009 20:58:27 - Last edited on 14-Jul-2011 19:38:40 by Jacoob

Jacoob

Jacoob

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Scenic Angel: What the hell?
Newbie Extra: Hey lady! Burn the doors down please! They are locked!
Miss Emotes: OMG they are getting closer =(
Scenic Angel: I hope this works *puts a big pile of maple logs at the door and burns it* Look at them burn!
|\P/|P-Guard 1: They are escaping! Hurry and get out!
Miss Emotes: Thanks Scenic =] Everyone run!!!
Mangi: I'll stay here and tell them to stop! Um guys...
While Mangi tryes to talk to HIS guards they kill him right there. All the people in the bank run towards the GE where they encounter a problem...
Cheddarnoob: Looks like someone's been eating a bit too much cheese!
Miss Emotes: Eww gross :S
L00b: What is that?
Me278: Shut up! I lost money on all my items - now im broke, i'm going to sit here and eat till I die!
Newbie Extra: Please move, we need to escape, someone is after us!
Me278: I DON'T CARE! I LOST MY LIFE SAVINGS!
L00b: Ugh he won't budge out of that tunnel
Scenic Angel: Well, there is a way of getting him out...no wait I mean its impossible to get him out (phew)
The P-Guards approach!
P-Guard 1: Anyone who doesn't obey us gets pierced by bolts!
P-Guard 2: Now lets take you to our master...
Newbie Extra: Why are you doing this?!
P-Guard 3: Because our master said that we need to round up any of that Giant Noob's friends
Me278: L . What a name, by the way im not his friend so can I go?
P-Guard 1: Well infact, you can join us if you like, we loved your blocking tactics!
Me278: w00t! Bye losers! I'm on the winning side now!
L00b; Fat noob
The group gets taken to under the GE trapdoor here there are many investors and lots of prices there (basically a medevial version of the stock market in Wall Street)
???: Hello everyone! This is a great day for us all! We are about to own and control every item in rs! We already control the rare drop items which have now sent people into a panic!
Newbie Extra: Why are you doing this?
???: Why? Why? Because i hate noobs like yourself always hogging the items...
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

23-Apr-2009 20:58:34 - Last edited on 25-Apr-2009 14:30:37 by Jacoob

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