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-}=== Chapter 14: A Mini-Quest break ==={-
Giant Noob is in Varrock Centre and "buys" the Varrock Herald newspaper:
Giant Noob: Can I buy that paper?
Newspaper Seller: 50gp Sir!
Giant Noob: Um how about 1 shiny gp?
Newspaper Seller: No! 50G* or no deal!
Newbie Extra: Hey Giant! Don't worry i'll buy!
Giant Noob: I was about to ask him for free stuff -.- *reads newspaper* Wow apparently this guy named Surok Magis escaped from Varrock castle and theres a 2k reward OMG! I need to kill him!*goes to V. Castle*
Giant Noob: Hey guards! Where can i find Surok to claim my 2k?
Guard 1: Well thats the point! He escaped! Duh! Noob
Newbie Extra: How did he even escape?
Reldo: Well its very simple really, hes a very powerful mage, and when we put him under house arrest, we didn't take off any of his belonging because we thought that he wouldnt run off because of thhe presence of lots of guards, and when we were about to hang him he said "***** you noobs, you didnt take my runes! bye" and teled he is most likely in the zammy bar east of here, watch out!
Newbie and Giant walk to the statue and hear some loud baroque music being played
Newbie Extra: You first Giant!
Giant Noob: Eww no you! *pushes newbie in*
They enter a lair with lots of pink and many feminine things, they get spotted by guys wearing pink fury clothes known as dagonhai
Dagonhai Mage 1: Oooh newcomers! Wanna join our clan to worship the super lord zammy?
Newbie Extra: Um no thanks! We're here to um find Surok
Dagonhai Mage 2: oh he went in this portal, but guys you can join us anytime Giant Noob: Run!
They end up in the chaos tunnels and for some reason the monsters don't attack Giant or Newbie:
Giant Noob: Wow they aren't attacking me, i must be kool or something!
Newbie Extra: *sniffs* dude did you wash?
Giant Noob: Hey! Shut up!
Newbie Extra: Well thats why they aren't attacking the stink repels them!
Giant Noob: Whatever
They reach the dagganoth cave and watch Surok go through.
TO BE CONTINUED!

27/27 120 skills achieved!

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22-Mar-2009 11:40:50

thanks meri

27/27 120 skills achieved!

26/27 MoA Pets!

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22-Mar-2009 13:52:27