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-}=== Chapter 15: A Mini-Quest Break Part 2 ==={-
Surok Magis: Why are those noobs following me, meh they must know i have over 99 magic, i'll lure them *puts on mage cape*
Giant Noob: Where is he? OMG OMG HIGH LVL WITH MAGIC CAPE@!
Newbie Extra: *right clicks on Surok* Wow he has a silver trimmed mage cape, isnt he glitching?
Surok Magis: Follow me to silver trim your capes for free! *runs into the cave*
Giant Noob: OMG WAIT FOR ME! I want my highwaymans cape trimmed!*follows Surok*
Newbie Extra: No Giant! He's luring you!
In the cave:
Surok Magis: You noobs are so dumb, i'll never give up scamming! Now to kill you both!
Giant Noob: You liar *runs to Surok and hits a 1*
Surok Magis: YOU NOOB! i didn't even put my barrier magicks on yet! Bork! He hit me!*cryes*
Bork comes into the room by comming out of a trapdoor in the ceiling and slowly being let down while being attatched to strings from the mini-orks at the trapdoor
Newbie Extra: So thats how he comes in...
Giant Noob: Haha he cant even fit thought the door! *hits another 1 on Surok*
Surok Magis: Right thats it noob *charges up for ice blizzard*
Giant Noob: Uh oh *runs into bork and accidently pushes him since hes still in the midair attatched to the strings*
Because of Giant Noob being a bit on the fat side; Bork swings one way and goes back into Giant Noob:
Newbie Extra: OMG hes comming back! Giant! DUCK!*Giant noob ducks*
Surok Magis: ICE BLIZ.. Oh sh.. *Bork slams into him which ends up in him flying through the cave ceiling into the sky
Newbie Extra: Yay Surok is defeated! Now we gotta defeat bork!
Giant Noob: Hmmm...Hey look Surok dropped his tele runes!
Bork: RARGH!(Death to the noobs)
Newbie Extra: Uh oh! ok good! I got 25 mage recently hold onto my cape and i'll tele!
Bork: RAGHR!(Stop moving noobs you need to be tenderised) *gets axe ready*
Giant Noob: Ok *grabs onto Newbie's cape and teles with newbie*
Varrock Square:
Newbie Extra: Phew that was close, OMG theres an axe in your back!
THE EN
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

22-Mar-2009 15:49:26 - Last edited on 22-Mar-2009 23:25:46 by Jacoob

Jacoob

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Notes about Chapter 15
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Ice Blizzard:
A strong, ancients, ice attack that hits up to 50 and freezes you for 30 seconds. The spell requires level 118 Magic to use. Hits a 3x3 squared area. This spell is unreleased to the players, but some have found a way of getting it. Being a powerful Magic spell that is sure to cause KO's it requires you to "charge" for the spell every 5 casts.
Silver Trimmed Magic Cape:
To be able to wear it you must have at least level 125 Magic. This Cape is unreleased to the players but some have found a way of getting it.
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

22-Mar-2009 15:55:51 - Last edited on 22-Mar-2009 15:57:30 by Jacoob

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-}=== Chapter 16: Bigfatchimney ==={-
2 Years ago there was this incredibly dumb loser named Bigfatchimney who used to bully low lvls and pick up people's things when they die and not give them back.
Mega Noob owned him with his theme tune (which is so bad that everyone runs) and Bigfatchimney learned his lesson, and to make things worse for him the trade update happened which allowed no one to loot players when they die, so what has become of Bigfatchimney...
In the south west Varrock mining spot Meritamen is teaching Giant Noob how to mine:
Meri: Ok you swing your pick like this *swings pick*
Giant Noob: Like this? *throws pick into the tin and lots of tin ore comes trickling out of the rock*
Meri: Umm no *picks up the tin* but thanks for the tin, heres a nice hat that you can wear! *gives a white hat to Giant Noob*
Giant Noob: Wow! thanks :) Meri: You earned it!
Along comes Bigfatchimney:
Bigfatchimney: Pfft this game is so boring now theres nothing to do, looting was like my life dream!
Meri: I'll hit this rock and i'll brb *hits rock and rock golem appears*
Giant Noob: Um meri, theres a big rock golem there and its hitting you!
Rock Golem: RARGH! *hits 15, 18, 10, 14, 16, and 11 on meri and she dies and drops tin ore*
Gisnt Noob: NOO!
Bigfatchimney: Oh goody! something to loot! *picks up tin ore*
Meri immediately realizes what happened and races to the mining spot to find that all her tin ore is being picked up by a random player
Meri: Erm excuse me can i have my tin ore back?
Bigfatchimney: Oh sorry its mine now, you died you afk noob
Meri: ...
Bigdfatchimney: Now lets try out your pickaxe *hits the rock and the rock golem comes*
Rock Golem: RARGH! *hits 20*
Bigfatchimney starts to lagg for some reason and has a con loss...
Bigfatchimney: OMG WHY?! *dies and drops tin ore*
Meri: Yay my tin! :) Thanks Giant Noob!
Giant Noob: I didn't do anything :P or did I?
THE END
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

22-Mar-2009 23:20:43 - Last edited on 22-Mar-2009 23:34:18 by Jacoob

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