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Allioss

Allioss

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Some how I just banged my head on the ceiling fan while it was moving...Great now there's a big bump on my forehead...
Cow??Would you zap that mean ceiling fan for me?!?
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
Thank you.
By the way, I can't think of anything to write, so you'll have to wait a while... :(

25-May-2009 14:06:58 - Last edited on 25-May-2009 14:07:25 by Allioss

Bob Giligand

Bob Giligand

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lol. that's very difficult to do, hitting your head on a ceiling fan. and it does hurt. my sister has a way with making things fall. one day she just walked into the room and the ceiling fan fell off the ceiling. another day she was sitting on our porch swing and it fell on her leg. i don't know what's going on.

25-May-2009 14:09:42

Bob Giligand

Bob Giligand

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Allioss, i have an idea. The bad guy was right behind cow right? yeah, anyway, Monkey Dude is in the crate of bananas and the crate goes to lumbridge. he comes out and drops a banana peel which makes the bad guy slip. that would get you started i suppose.

25-May-2009 15:30:09 - Last edited on 25-May-2009 15:30:18 by Bob Giligand

Allioss

Allioss

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Yay! Thanks!
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Last Chapter Continued
LUMBRIDGE
Monkey Dude walked around Lumbridge in awe. He had a faint memory of a place like this...
Monkey Dude: Hey! Gimme a banana, will *ah?
Ahmedxx: No.
Monkey Dude: Darn. That's all I eat. Do you know what the worst food ever is??
Ahmedxx: No, what? Is it raw rat meat?
Monkey Dude: It's potatoes.
Allioss stops casting potatoes of death on the cooking tutor and turns to look at Monkey Dude.
Allioss: What..........did.........you.........say?!? :@
Monkey Dude: Bananas are awesome and potatoes suck.
Ahmedxx: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! COW?
Cow: Yeah?
Ahmedxx: BOO!
Cow: AHHHHHHH!!!!!
Prince1337: *0*3 H3R3 L177L3 CH1CK3N!!
Chicken: Bwuak?!
Allioss: POTATO HATER!
Monkey Dude: BANANA HATER!
Ahmedxx: I'm gonna get you Cow!
Cow: Are not!
Prince1337: CH1CK3N!! 1 W0N'7 HUR7 Y0U!!
Chicken: BWUUUUAAAAAAKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OnyxFyre: Am I the only sane one left?!
Allioss: OH POTATO, OH MI-
Monkey Dude: I just want a banana!
All of the sudden a mysterious figure in bright green clothing appears.
???: Stop all thy fighting, mortals! For I am...
OnyxFyre: Guthix?!?
???: Nooo...I am...

TO BE CONTINUED...
DA DA DA...

25-May-2009 18:32:07

Bob Giligand

Bob Giligand

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this is getting good. as the creator of Monkey Dude i feel kind of responsible for his actions. i am referring to his scrape with coarse language. allioss, i respect you as a writer but could you tone down the language. i don't use coarse language and it makes it harder to respect someone who does. please use words like dang instead of what you did use.

25-May-2009 19:23:14

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