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Chapter 9 Cow+Zaps+MonkeyDude+Bananas+Allioss+Potatoes+Monicka+Cats+
PurpleSheep+Tik+Cheese+RedBot+Cabbage+Ian=Two More Characters! (Don't ask...)
Allioss: Iaaaaaaaaaaaaan...
Ian: Yes?
Allioss: Will you read me a potato??
Red Bot: No, read me a cabbage!
Tik: ChEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeSsSsSeEeE!!!!!!
Monkey Dude: *eats five bananas in one mouthful*
Monicka: They really need a psychiatrist.
Ian: Indeed they do...
Our 'heroes' arrive at Varrock!
Cow: Is that a elf with blue pigtails?!
???: So you like my pigtails?
Allioss: POTATO!
Kitty: Interesting...my name is Kittyreanne by the way, but you can call me Kitty.
Monicka's Cat: Meow?
Cow: Hello, I am Cow...King Cow...
Ian: This is Allioss...
Allioss: Potatoes are our friends!!
Ian: Monkey Dude...
Monkey Dude: Hi! *eats banana*
Ian: Red Bot...
Red Bot: Did you steal my cabbages?
Kitty: No...
Red Bot: Seriously, who stole my cabbages?!
Ian: This is TIk...
Tik: ChEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeSsSsSeEeE!!!!!!
Ian: and this is Monicka.
Monicka: Hi.
???: OMG IT'S KING COW!!!! *Rushes over to Cow* I AM LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!
Cow: Er...Hi?
???: I'm Harro!! I wAnNa CoMe WiTh YoU!!!!!
Cow: Sure, the more the crazier!
~PETE'S PALACE~
Pete: Mr.Sheep! I'm hoooooomeeee!!!
Mr.Sheep: Moo. :|
Pete: Did you have purplish FUN?! :D
Mr.Sheep: Moo. :|
Servant #247: SIR! EMERGENCY IN SECTION 18! CODE PURPLE! SOMEONE SAID THEY DIDN'T LIKE PURPLE!
But I LOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEE purple, of course... ^_^
Pete: I'm on it! He'll be sent to the un-employed center...
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Chapter 10- To Morytania! HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
Cow: Time to go to Morytania for my family reunion... :@
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After all that walking which took the amazingly long time of three minutes, our group of...'heroes' arrive in Morytania.
Cow: From here on it's only a twenty mile walk! :)
All: :O
Cow: Just kidding! Only five miles.
Ian: At least walking is good for our health...
Tik: CHEESE! *Throws Cheese Bomb at zombies*
Monkey Dude: Holy Banana!
Kitty: Tik?
Tik: Cheese?
Kitty: Don't throw those at me!! ^_^
Allioss: My potatoes are scared. :(
Red Bot: My cabbages are too!
Monicka: I'll be back after I complete all the quests in Morytania! :D
Cow: Be back soon...wouldn't want to miss the 'fun'.
MORE WALKING!!
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Mr Sheep in disguise as Cow's mom: IT'S MY WITTLE COW* WOWY!! I MISSED YOU SOOOO MUCH!
Cow: Why are you talking like that?
Mr Sheep: I'm just so happy to see you!
Allioss: Kitty why does Cow's mom look like a purple sheep??
Kitty: I don't know.
Red Bot: CABBAGE!!
Ian: Should we tell him that's a tree?
Monkey Dude: Maybe later.
Cow's Aunt: Pssssst...Cow! Psssst!
Cow walks over to his aunt.
Cow: What?
Aunt: Whisper!
Cow: Okay, okay sorry.
Aunt: *Whispering* That's not your mom!
Cow: *Whispering* WHAT?!
Aunt: HE's a purple mooing sheep! He came and captured

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Continued
Aunt: He came and captured the whole family and is holding your real mother hostage!
Cow: I can't believe this...I've got to stop him before he captures my friends!
Aunt: When you get the chance, why don't you just zap him?
Cow: Because he's most likely wear mirror-chain mail under that disguise! The zap will bounce back and hit someone!
Aunt: Then there's only one person who can help! The Grim Reaper! Here, I'll teleport you and your friends to his house. Make sure you tell Grim that you're King Cow and that your aunt sent you to him. Now get ready and good luck!
Cow: Wha-
BING!
Grim: Tremble before me, mortals! For I am Death itself- I am the Grim Reaper!
Cow: Actually, I'm immortal too.
Grim: Good for you. Now what brings you here to my household?
Cow: I am King Cow. My aunt sent me here to request that you kill the sheep known as Mr Sheep.
Grim: The annoying purple one that says moo?
Ian: That's the one.
Grim: The deed shall be done- for a price.
Cow: What price?
Grim: You must bring me a fresh mocha.
All: O_o
Grim: What? I love coffee! Anyways, you can find it at the Blue Moon Inn. Since I'm in a good mood I'll teleport you there myself.
Cow: Bu-
BING!
Allioss: One mocha please!
Ian: I'll have pancakes!
Monkey Dude: A banana cream pie for me!
Tik: Cheese!
Red Bot: CABBAGES! SENT THEM FREE!!
Kitty: A stew with a side of curry, please.
Cow: Guys! Focus! We're here for a mocha only!!
Everyone else smacks Cow.
Cow: HAHA! WENT THROUGH ME!!
Bartender: Fooooood fiiiiiiight!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have taken a pause at this point because the foodfight *might* have turned into a massive battle and we *might* have needed to call an ambulance. To make a long story short:
Grim: What's going on?
Cow: Here's your mocha sorry it took long!
Grim: Oh okay! Now Mr Sheep is now imprisoned in my personal jail.
Cow: YES!

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Chapter 12- To Gain a Purple Sheep
PETE'S PALACE
Pete: Mr Sheeeeeeeep! Oh Mr Sheeeeeeeeep!
*Silence*
Pete: Mr Sheep?! Where are you?? Did you get stuck in your room again?!
Pete runs to Mr Sheep's room and finds a simple note on his beloved pet's bed.
"For the price of a mocha**** Sheep is now in my dungeon-but is unharmed.
Signed, the Grim Reaper"
Pete: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOO!!! THAT COW WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Servant232,459: S-sir? Should we put up some flyers saying missing sheep?
Pete: Y-yes, and make it snappy!
***
Somewhere near Mobilizing Armies

Cow: I told you we should have gone west after Yanille! But noooo, we have to go south...
Allioss: Sometimes potatoes migrate during the winter.
Kitty: *grabs chinchompa* Heh heh...
Ian: Feisty creatures, chinchompas. Did you know their least favorite color is purp-
*Kitty's captured chinchompa attacks Monicka's head*
Monicka: Get it off!! Get it off! PLEEEEEEEAAAASSEEEEE!!!!
Monkey Dude: *Grabs banana flavored popcorn* This'll be interesting...
*A chinchompa holding a cabbage walks by*
Red Bot: YOU. STOLE. MY. CABBAGES. GRAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!
*Punchkickpunchpunchbitekickslapkickbitebitekickslappunchbite*
Red Bot returns holding several cabbages in his arms.
Red Bot: At last! I have found my beloved cabbages! Meet Joe,Bob,Maria,Angelina,Megan,Joe Junior, Ralf...
Cow: This might take a while. :|
***
Varrock Palace
OnyxFyre: Y' know, Leet, This is getting kind of boring.
1337: C001. F1nl) /\/\y ch1ck3n p10X??
OnyxFyre: I have an idea!
1337: Wh47?
OnyxFyre: We should visit our grandparents!
1337: 0K!
OnyxFyre: Here's a Teleport to House Tablet-raceyoureadysetgo!
1337: Ugh!
***
Rimmington, SpitFyre's House
OnyxFyre: Hi Grandpa!
SpitFyre: Hello! What a pleasant suprise! :)
1337: Gr4np4! 1 c4m3 70 533 y0u! :D
KingNoob: Leet! :D
~~~~~~~~~~

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Chapter 13
KingNoob: So, what have you been doing lately.
PrinceLeet: W3'v3 833n p4r7y1n-
Onyx Fyre: No we haven't! We've been, uh, guarding the castle.
*FLASHBACK*
Onyx Fyre: I! WANNA ROCK AN' ROLL ALL NIIIGHT! AND PARTY EVEERY DAY!
Prince Leet: CH3CK 0U7 MY 1337 5K1LL5!!
Prince Leet starts breaking dancing.
All: Go Leet! Go Leet! Go Leet!
*FLASHBACK ENDS*
Prince Leet: G00d 71m35, g00d 71m35...
Spit Fyre: I don't wanna know...
Onyx Fyre: Believe me, grampa, you don't.
***
ROAD TRIP, NEAR MOBILIZING ARMIES
Cow: Oo! Oo! Let's play this minigame!
Allioss: I'm tired...
Red Bot: My legs hurt...
Tik: Cheeese...
Monkey Dude: I'm sleepy...
Kitty: C'mon! We only walked...four...hours...
Ian: Perhaps we shouldn't have stayed up until midnight.
Harro: What makes you say that?
Cow: Fine, you guys can sleep.
All: YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! :D :D
******.SHEEP'S PRISON CELL
Reaper: How are you****.Sheep?
Mr.Sheep: Not well.
Reaper: Why is that?
Mr.Sheep: I'm trapped in a prison cell.
Reaper: Oh yeah.
*BOOM!*
Reaper: What th-
*BOOM!*
Pete: MR.SHEEP!!
Pete snatches up Mr.Sheep, then kicks Reaper in the face.
Reaper: Oh no you didn't!
PunchkickblocksmashpuchswipescartchmooyankOW!
Reaper: Uhng...
Pete: That'll teach you to PURPLE mess with my sheep!

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Chapter 14
Our heroes and heroines are headed back home when they receive a message from someone *cough* Pete *cough*
Cow: What was that?!
Ian: Sounded like someone coughing.
Kitty: You two are so paranoid.
Allioss: Hey look it's a giant potato!
Kitty: YIKES!!
Ian: WE'RE paranoid, huh?
MonkeyDude: It's not a potato. It's a banana. Gosh, you people have bad eye sight.
Tik: CHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESE! IT'S CHEESE!
Harro: Holy Gielinor! Tik said something other than cheese!!
Red Bot: No. She obviously said 'cabbages are awesome'.
Monicka: The 'Giant Potato' is coming closer...
Cow: Stand back or I'll zap you!!
???: Will you zap me with fiiiiiiiiire?
Cow: Noo...
???:HEE HEE HEE! I like fiiiiiiire!!
This unknown man suddenly pulls a tinder box from his pocket and light the ground on fire around him.
Cow: Are you CRAZY?!
???: No. I'm Dustfinger!
Ian: That name sounds familiar...like in a book or a movie or something...
*pulls out reddish orange book* Oh yeah it's called Inkhe-
Dustfinger: Gimme FIIIIIIRE!!
Dustfinger attempts to grab Ian's book! Press A to Fight. Press B to Run.
Press C to have Dustfinger join your group. Press D to have the Computer choose for you.
*Pulls out keyboard* D!
Computer: C! Dustfinger joins the group!
Monicka: What the?!
Dustfinger: Hee Hee Hee! I have a message from Pete. He says if you ever want to see Prince 1337 and OnyxFyre alive again you must meet him at Varrock Square by two pm today.
Cow: But that's in five minutes!
Dustfinger: Hee Hee! I'll come too! Pete said something about fire!!
Kitty: I know how to get there!
Harro: How?!
Kitty: Simple. Give Monicka a "quest" to get all of us to Varrock.
Monicka: Quest?! WHERE?!
Kitty: The quest is to get us to Varrock in less than five minutes! GO!
The following events went by to quickly to see. I think Kitty caused Monicka to go super-fast to complete the "quest".

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Final Chapter of Part 3
VROOM!!
Monicka: *gasp* *gasp* Do...I...get...the...QuestPoint?!
Cow: Yes.
Cow then teleports Monicka to the Blue Moon Inn so she can rest.
Harro: Come on, everyone!
The group continues to walk forward until Cow stops them.
Cow: Wait! I don't want any of you to come!
All: Why?
Cow: Because you're all my friends! I don't want you to...to...
Allioss: Cast spells?
MonkeyDude: Chuck bananas at people?
Tik: Cheese?
Kitty: Fight Pete's minions?
Harro: Be totally pwnage?!
Dustfinger: FIIIIIIIREEEEEE!
Ian: Be polite?!
Cow: No...I just don't want any of you to get hurt...or worse!
All: We can take care of ourselves, Cow!
Rawrkazoid: Yes* they leik ken tek kare ov dem silves!!
Pete: This is none of your business, mortals!
Cow: "Mortals"? But you're mortal too!
"Pete": You have been mistaken! For I am not Pete! I have never been him! Pete has been in the looney house his whole life!
Red Bot: Then who are you?!
"Pete": I...am...
Cow: A noob?
"Pete": Um...um...YOUR FACE!
Priest: Silence! Saradomin wants PEACE!!
"Pete": SHUT UP STUPID MORTAL WHO FOLLOWS MY BROTHER!
*GASP*
"Pete": Uh Oh. I should have taken up Guthix's offer of anger management lessons.
Cow's eyes turn even redder then before as he walks up to his life-time enemy.
Cow: You! You killed my mother! You made my whole family zombies!
"Pete": Ah Ha! So you are the cow that escaped from my followers' fortress into the Wilderness those many years ago!
Cow: Zamorak...prepare to die!
*Epic Music Plays*
Zamorak: Come forth, my flames!
Cow: ZAAAAAAAAPZAPZAPZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
Monkey Dude: *Chucks explosive banana* Take that!
Tik: Doctor Cheeseagangapus GRAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!
Ian: Disturbing. *Fires Bow*
Allioss: I summon thee, Frying Pan of Potatoes! *Hits Zamorak's minions on their heads*
Kitty: *Chucks chinchompa* STUPID NOOBS!!
Harro: *swings sword about wildly* FOR GIELINOOOOOR!

CONTINUED IN NEXT POST!! See the epic ending!!

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Dustfinger: *pokes minion*
Minion: *Explodes*
Dustfinger: WOOT! I made fire!
Cow: ZAAAAAAAAAAAPZAAAAAAAAPZAAAAAAAAAPZAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!
One of Cow's zaps hits Zamorak in the stomach!
Zamorak: Unghe..you will never really defeat me! You don't know how to seal me away!
Cow: I don't...but they do!
Allioss,RedBot,Tik,MonkeyDude, and DustFinger gather around Cow and Zamorak in a circle.
Allioss: By the Power of Potatoes!
RedBot: By the Coolness of Cabbages!
Tik: CHEESE CHEESE CH-CHEESE!
MonkeyDude: By the Barbarian Strength of Bananas!
DustFinger: By the Fantastic Temperature of Fire!
Allioss,RedBot,Tik,MonkeyDude,&DustFinger: WE SEAL THEE!!!
*FLASH*
A blinding light surround all of Gielinor as Zamorak was sealed away. You maybe be thinking that there would a price to pay for this epic spell-and you're right. Cow knew there was a price. He knew what the price was. Yet Cow still did it to protect his friends and all of Gielinor's inhabitants.
The price was...



A sacrifice. And as the light faded away, Cow's last words were heard in all of RuneScape and all of the other Realms. He said "To quote Spock: 'The needs of the Many out weigh the needs of the Few. Or the One."
When the light disappeared the group of Cow's friends gathered around him; his actual body. A normal cow to some, a Great Hero to us all. And they wept. Oh, how they wept. Monicka was awakened by the noise and came outside to find out what happened, and she wept. MonkeyDude wept. Tik wept. Harro wept. RedBot wept. Kitty wept. Ian wept. Allioss wept. OnyxFyre wept. Prince1337 wept. Monicka wept.
Yet from their tears a rock emerged, a giant rock monument in the shape of the cow that saved world.

EPILOGUE
Allioss went to PotatoVille. Ian went with her to learn about her culture. Monicka searched for necromancy. Kitty and MonkeyDude opened a Banana shop. Harro took Vannaka's place. Red Bot was happy with his cabbages. Tik became a Cheese Monk.
And Cow was happy.
~~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~~

16-Jul-2009 04:46:34 - Last edited on 08-Feb-2010 00:46:08 by Allioss

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