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Chapter 5 When spells go wrong
Tik: Guys...I don't feel to good...
Cow: Uh-oh.
Monkey Dude: GERMS!!!RUN AWAY!!!!!
Allioss: Oh, Mighty Potato! Make Tik not sick! Awaetyuigo,gui ghi sewtyi higu hugi yo!!!!!
All of the sudden Tik turns into a five-year old.
Allioss: Whoopsy. Wrong spell...
Red Bot: Cabbage?!
Cow: No. *mumbles* I wish there was one other sane person or animal with us...
Monkey Dude: What was that? Insane animals take over space??
Cow: I didn't say anything...*shifty eyes*
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Pete's Sheep Room
Servant: Master why do you have a sheep?
Pete: Because it's purple.
Servant: I thought the Mahjarret were budgeting!
Pete: Well I got it from the used purple sheep lot.
Servant:
Pete: It's name is Mr.Sheep, and he was only 25gp!!
Mr.Sheep: MOO!
Pete: PURPLE! That must be why
Mr.Sheep: MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Road Trip
Tik: ME WANT MY CHEESE!!! GIMME MY CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!
Red Bot: Great. Now we have a five year old to look after!
Cow: Allioss! Turn her back!
Allioss: OK,OK!! Higu hagui githuy fugity ajeoi loi iol fie ye oly!!!
*BAM!!*
Tik: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monkey Dude: Oh no! The spell didn't work!
Tik: Cheese, cheese, cheesy cheese cheese!!!!
Red Bot:
Now she can only say cheese!
Cow: ALLIOSS...
Allioss: In my defence, I'm not very good at anything other than potato spells.
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Pete's Mansion
Pete: Okay Mr.Sheep! I'm going to an evil meeting for a few days. PUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you behave yourself!
*leaves*****.Sheep: Finally...I can work on my master plan to take over RuneScape-and turn it into SheepScape!! MOO! Now to right down my plans in my secret sheep journal...
Entry 1:
I an finaly fre ov 'Peet' for a fuw days. Now mi mahster plahn can be starded!
-Myster Sheep
Mr.Sheep: Perfect! Good thing I took that 'Writing With Hooves' Class!
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Chapter 6 Recruitment of Both Sides
Mister Sheep: Now all I need is...AN ARMY!! Better right a letter to some of my 'pals'...
Dear Evil Bob,
I will be kneeding yur help to kill King Cow and hiz frends. If you cud scratch them allot, that wud realy help.
You will bee payd weth fishes.
-Myster Sheep
Dear Goblinz of Goblin Vilage,
Me iz byg mighty sheep! Help mez to kill the Byg Cow!!
-Byg Mighty Sheep
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Tik: CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!
Red Bot: CABBBBBAAAAAGEEEE!!!!
Monkey Dude: BANAAAAAAAANNA***A!!!!!!
Allioss: POOOOOOOOOTAAAAAATOOOOO!!!! Yghuai tyga erdy ghuri buwo zeti!!!!
*A Potato Appears*
Allioss:
Yay!
Cow: I think I better find them something to settle them down...Hey, you!!
???: Me?!
Cow: Yes, you! Do you have anything to calm these weirdos down??
???: Well, I have some sleeping pills, but they're mine!
Cow: Hand them over or I'll zap you!
???: Good Gracious! Couldn't we just talk this over a cup of tea?!
Cow: Ummm...no!
???: Well, tell you what, I need to be escorted to my good friend Sir Amik Varze of the White Knights. If you and your friends can escort me there, I'll give you my sleeping pills!!
Cow: Deal! My name's Cow, whats yours?
Ian: My name is Ian, and who might your friends be?
Monkey Dude: My name's Monkey *eats banana* Dude!
Red Bot: My name's Red Bot. Did YOU steal my cabbages?!
Ian: Ummm...Noooooo...
Tik: CHHHHEEEEEEEEESEEEEE!!!
Cow: That's Tik. She was accidentally turned into a screaming five-year old by Allioss.
Ian: Allioss?? Who's that?
Allioss: ME!!! Wait...what's that smell!?
Cow: I don't smell anything...
Allioss: YOU...
Ian: Yeeeeess?
Allioss: YOU EAT POTATOES?! THEY NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG TO YOU!! WHY DID YOU EAT POTATOES MR.IAN!!!
Ian: So...I'm being escorted by three lunitics, a cheese-loving five year old, and a Revenant Cow with laser vision.
All: YEP!
Ian: How...pleasant...
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Chapter 7 From West to East
Postie Pete: Delivery for King Cow!
Cow: Ooooo!!!What'd I get?!
Postie Pete: A letter from you mom!
Cow: Oh, greeeeaatt...
Let me read it...
Deer Cow,
I miss yu sooo much! Just to let yu know the famille piknik iz in to dayz. Pleese kome!
Luv, Yur Mom
PS It'z at our place.
Cow: Great. Now we have to start heading East again!
Red Bot: Why?
Cow: A family picnic.
Allioss: Sounds like fun!
Cow: Well actua-
Tik: CHHHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSEEEE?!
Monkey Dude: Please me quite *eats banana* Tik!
Ian: East? You don't mean you're family is in Morytania?!
Cow: They're Undead Cows. How else could they live so long?
Red Bot: But then how come you're not an undead cow?
Cow: Well...Allioss, can you project my flashback onto a potato?
Allioss:Sure! Tyui haky wedui agui qe ste ahlako!!!
*FLASHBACK*
Young Cow: Can I come out now, Mom?
Cow's Mom: No! You'll catch the sickness!
Young Cow: But the man in black armor is coming to take me away with him!
Cow's Mom: I don't care! Just don't catch the sickness!
Black Knight: You're coming with me, you dirty little cow!
Young Cow: Never! Jerk!
Black Knight: *Gasp* You can talk! But since you have insulted a Black Knight you are sentenced to death!
*FLASHBACK ENDS*
Ian: Ah ha! So that's how you survived!
Cow: Yeah...and we better start walking! We only have two days until the picnic!
Mr.Sheep: Well done Postie Pete! They fell for the trap!
Postie Pete: Yes. J-j-just please don't dye me purple!
Mr.Sheep: I won't...YET! MOOAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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Thanks to The Road Run, I managed to find my reserves again!
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Chapter 8: The Craziness Continues...
Monkey Dude: Is it me, or is there a girl with purple hair coming our way?
Tik: Cheesy cheese cheese!
Ian: Purple hair?!
How un-natural!
Allioss: *singing* Rock a bye Potato...I won't let you fall...
Cow: Allioss, it's very disturbing that you just sang a lullaby to a potato.
Ian: I agree.
Red Bot: Maybe THIS person stole my cabbages!!
Cow: Er...hello.
???: Hi. Have you seen a cat around here? Mine was chasing a squirrel and ran off.
Cat: MeEeErrrrrrrOoOoOoooooOOoooOOOooWWwww!!!
???: That would be my cat. My name's Monicka, by the way.
Cow: Hi I'm Cow.
Monkey Dude: I'm Mon(eats banana)key dude.
Allioss:Twinkle, twinkle little potato...
Monicka: I don't want to know...
Red Bot: That's Allioss, I'm Red Bot, and this is Tik. Tik likes cheese...a lot.
Tik: Ch-ch-ch-cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!!!!
Monicka: I wonder what would give you that idea.
Ian: I am Ian. Pleasure to meet you. I believe Tik was turned into a crazy five year old by Allioss. On accident of course.
Allioss: It's not my fault I'm only good at potato spells! Wait...it kind of is.
Anyways, *singing again* how I wonder where you grow!!
Red Bot: Have YOU stolen my cabbages?!
Ian: And I seem to be the only sane one in this group other then Cow..
Monicka: I've never stolen a cabbage. But I HAVE stolen some silk, some food, some money...and I've stolen mirrors!
Cow:*-m-mirrors?!
Monicka: Yeah, mirrors! I have some with me. Want one?
Cow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monicka: Oooo....kaaaaaaaaayyyy...
Ian: Never mind. I AM the only sane one!
Monkey Dude: So why exactly do you have purple hair?
Monicka: I spilt purple dye on myself doing Goblin Diplomacy. I never did get it out of my hair, though.
All:
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