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sir eos lee

sir eos lee

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Pink 4 Twink said :
Annie1227 said :
Let's rp!



Rping bad... Rping gives cancer!


No no
Scientists have proven that rping can lead to:
- carpal tunnel
- vision issues
- empty beer cans
- hydrogen hydroxide poisoning
- obesity
- whispering out loud
- keyboard abuse
- endangerment of the dodo birds
- automotive disrepair
- dementia and loss of touch with reality
- cosplaying

20-Oct-2015 18:51:01

Azigarath

Azigarath

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I have added two new events in Kingdoms of Karrus, as I noticed activity dwindled a bit. Although these two events are a bit random, it's the most probable situations I could muster given the previous event in Tanik Forest as well as the recent event for the Sorusians. If there are any issues, feel free to discuss them with me here.

20-Oct-2015 18:57:38

NotFishing

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Azigarath said :
I have added two new events in Kingdoms of Karrus, as I noticed activity dwindled a bit. Although these two events are a bit random, it's the most probable situations I could muster given the previous event in Tanik Forest as well as the recent event for the Sorusians. If there are any issues, feel free to discuss them with me here.


Do you think you could have your little village massacre occur somewhere else please? It is unlikely that the village will survive the attack, and if Zang**oo comes back on that will pretty much destroy his attempt at espionage.
Beneath the gold, the Bitter Steel.

20-Oct-2015 21:13:28

Azigarath

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Oh, but a village massacre was not intended. there are only 13 shamans, and I recall a garrison of conscripts in the village. What I intended was to unfold into a skirmish between the Grays and the conscripts/villagers/farmers, ending in the deaths of the shamans. even farmers can suddenly take scythes, pitchforks, axes, etc., and suddenly charge the shamans. The Grays are described to be in an oblivious state, so at least a few would be able to be killed-off quickly.

Speaking of which, I'll grant permission to kill half of the shamans in any way you please, or perhaps Zang's spy could suddenly appear and take-out a few of the fanatical Grays, or whatever you'd like.

I thought that Karrus was based somewhat off medieval Europe, and historically, peasants sometimes suddenly attacked groups of soldiers. For example, in Austria, there is a story when Turks started stealing cattle, so peasants/farmers got angry, grabbed farming tools, and literally killed enough Turks to route the regiment of raiders!

I'll wait before doing anything.

20-Oct-2015 22:08:42 - Last edited on 20-Oct-2015 22:09:40 by Azigarath

Gunslinger Z

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sir eos lee said :
Pink 4 Twink said :
Annie1227 said :
Let's rp!



Rping bad... Rping gives cancer!


No no
Scientists have proven that rping can lead to:
- carpal tunnel
- vision issues
- empty beer cans
- hydrogen hydroxide poisoning
- obesity
- whispering out loud
- keyboard abuse
- endangerment of the dodo birds
- automotive disrepair
- dementia and loss of touch with reality
- cosplaying


You forgot a few things, man.

- loss of social life
- crippling social ineptitude
- a lack of focus on things of meaning/importance
- losing your job
- outright insanity
- a knack for writing really short stories one piece at a time, which publishers obviously love /s
- loss of friends/arguments because we're all too ******' lazy to post on anything.
- saying the same thing over and over again on the RPD
- losing your girlfriend when she hears about the things you do on this forum
- losing real-life friends because you're lame and have lame hobbies
- keeping your family awake at night because you're laughing too loud

RPing is a crippling disease. With a donation to my bank account of twenty dollars, you'll help us find a cure. And it totally won't be spent on beer, or whiskey.

20-Oct-2015 22:59:12 - Last edited on 20-Oct-2015 23:00:49 by Gunslinger Z

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