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Westenev

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NotFishing said :
Proper Backstory: So there was this one time, where he was running, and he fell, and he hurt his back, and it hurt very much, and he cried, but then he went to the doctor who told him it was just a bruise. The end.

Heh. What a wuss.
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26-Jan-2019 00:58:47

Westenev

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7 Essential skills every protagonist should cram on Wikipedia the night before the adventure:

1) Survival Skills (including all forms of plants, fauna and animals found on and off Earth)
2) Abridged history and military tactics. It doesn't have to be right, because you're never wrong.
3) Advanced paramilitary firearms/martial arts training. Reading about it is better than doing it irl.
4) First Aid (You should be qualified in general medicine, chemistry and surgery)
5) Internet memes
6) How to be edgy to get girls
7) Learn japa-english so you can communicate with the locals. Or read the english subtitles.
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26-Jan-2019 05:00:17 - Last edited on 26-Jan-2019 05:07:45 by Westenev

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