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"I’ve gots tha same thang ta say dat I holla'd at his ass earlier."

"And dat is dat I was here earlier, heard some noise from up all up in tha barracks, n' then gots holla'd at by tha few remainin soldiers up here dat we should all leave just up in case before they ran up there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Oh, dis was before any suckas left fo' realz. Anyways, any suckas did, n' I didn’t. I didn’t be thinkin dat I was up in any danger, cuz it seems straight-up unlikely ta me dat a crew of bandits would either battle here up in tha straight-up original gangsta place or dat they would battle tha barracks directly. That means that, if dem comin' at weren’t bandits, they didn’t care bout anythang besides tha barracks, n' it meant I’m not up in any dark shiznit stayin up here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. I was also hungry, n' I don't give a fuck bout smokin while I’m on tha road. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! That’s not ta mention dat a funky-ass bowl of stew is next ta impossible ta carry properly, n' it would be cold by tha time I was far enough away ta smoke it ‘safely’.

Bitch shrugged, adding, "Yo ass can call mah reasonin wack all you want yo, but since I’ve been perfectly fine down here until you all flossed up I don’t be thinkin I was wrong fo' realz. And I wouldn’t call mah dirty ass a survivor, exactly...it’s not like dis place gots attacked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! If you’re believin dat other muthafucka, he’s fronted ta me dat there’s a funky-ass bunch of bodies up there yo, but I haven’t been up so I can’t say whether that’s straight-up true."