As you entered the cavern, you failed on the roll for the status check.
Your party feels compelled to sit down.
As all of you sit, and begin to ponder your situation, upon each of your laps spawns:
*rolls*
An immortal puppy, bunny, and kitten of eternal slumber
Each of the small furry animals weighs too much to lift.
If any of you attempt to wake the creatures, you will die a horrible fate of:
*rolls*
Being snuggled to death by the animals
Deltaslug
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Westenev
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Deltaslug
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Being snuggled to death by the animals
I need an adult.
I
am
an adult.
I
am
an adult... ...who still feels like a teenager. Too bad I don't have as much energy as I used to. At least I am physically stronger, tho!
Westenev
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Deltaslug
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Simple truth Azi:
Guys don't really "grow up", they just get older.
You can't begin to imagine how disapointed I was when I learned this.
True, the lack of maturity is annoying. But the benefits of hitting certain ages are quite rewarding. (if you exclude some of the tradeoffs that come with the whole growing old bit)
Deltaslug
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Westenev
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Deltaslug
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Simple truth Azi:
Guys don't really "grow up", they just get older.
You can't begin to imagine how disapointed I was when I learned this.
True, the lack of maturity is annoying. But the benefits of hitting certain ages are quite rewarding. (if you exclude some of the tradeoffs that come with the whole growing old bit)
Here's hoping brain-in-a-jar cyborgs exist within the next 60-80 years. We can grow old AND kick the youngling's butts.
Deltaslug
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Simple truth Azi:
Guys don't really "grow up", they just get older.
Holy crap, this makes perfect sense. You've just made me realize something that's been bugging me for several years. Ha! Thanks for that, it cleared things up. Indeed, guys don't grow up, they just get older. I'll have to remember this!