chapter 4: The quest
noble noob: Well im bored, what can I do now?
cousin: Well you could go work on your skills.
noble noob: No I've already been over this with a level 80.
cousin: What about you do a quest?
*noble noob finds himself at Gertrudes house in varrok*
noble noob: Hello there, im in search of a quest for one as noble as I, preferably one with dragon slaying in it.
Gertrude: You could help me find my cat.
noble noob: Not exactly what I had in mind, but ok.
gertrude: Go talk to my son Willough, he should know where fluffy is.
*goes to Willough*
noble noob: So where is Fluffy?
Willough: I'll tell you for 100 gp.
noble noob: 100 gp! Ill never make that much in my life!
Willough: Take it or leave it.
noble noob: Why you little! *chokes and beats up Willough*
Gertrude: So did Willough tell you where fluffy was?
noble noob: Umm, of course he did. Yep, I a full grown adult male definately did not beat up and 8 year old little boy, yep, certainly didn't.
Gertrude: You what!
noble noob: Anyway I forgot what your son told me, where could i find fluffy again?
gertrude: You could try the lumber yard.
noble noob: Whats a lumber yard?
Gertrude: Its at North-east Varrok.
noble noob: Whats a Varrok?
Gertrude: I'm never getting Fluffy back am I.
noble noob: Nope.
Gertrude: Ugh, just take this kitten then.
*congratulations, you just completed Gertrudes Cat(kinda)*
noble noob: Yay, from now on your name shall be Sir
Noobykins Dunlop de Lafayette the 3rd of the Lumbridge
kitten: But my name is Armadyl-, I meen, Meow?
Gertrude: Well your gonna need hire a trainer for your
kitten.
*Whip cracks*
You see noble noob holding a bull whip
noble noob: I shall train Sir noobykins.
sir noobykins: Meow!
Gertrude: And your gonna need to get him neutered.
*whips cracks*
noble noob: Well acutally Im not a vet, but I do have this giant pair of pliars!
sir noobykins: MEOW!
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