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Chapter 30: Castlewars
noble noob: Where am I?
level 80: Your at Castlewars.
noble noob: Well thats stupid, how can 2 castles be at war?
level 80: The people in the castle are at war.
noble noob: War isn't the answer, can't we just talk out our problems?
everyone: No!
*noble noob enters the zammy portal because he likes the color red*
deadeye: O great, its waste of space.
noble noob: Nice to see you again too, but my name is noble noob not waste of space.
deadeye:
noble noob: *sees a familiar face* hey raven, so how you been?
raven: O I've been good except that I'm permanently blind thanks to you.
noble noob: You are very welcome.
raven: ...
*the game starts*
raven: Get their flag! *runs into a wall*
*noble noob wonders all the way to the saradomin flag, where no1 even bothers to attack him.*
level 100: Aww, how cute, the level 3 is stealing our flag.
deadeye: LOL, a level 3 capture a flag!!! *laughs so hard blood starts coming out his ears*
level 90: Shouldn't we stop him?
level 100: Don't worry, he's a level 3, he'll never find the way back to the base.
*18 minutes later*
noble noob: I swear my castle was around here somewhere.
*walks into his own castle*
noble noob: Now if I was a castle where would I be?
range pure: Noble noob!
noble noob: Quite, now where was the last place I had my castle? I guess I'll have to start retracing my steps.
range pure: This is your castle, just score!
*noble noob runs to the top floor, and the flag guards see him*
flag guard: Yay!
*trips*
noble noob: Owww my knee, it's bleeding!
flag guards: Just score!
noble noob: Do you guys got a band-aid or something?
flag gaurd: Arrgghh!
*noble noob scores with 1 second left, and Zammy wins*
noble noob: I guess low levels can play castlewars after all.
cousin: No all low levels in castlewars are a waste of space.
noble noob: Where am I?
level 80: Your at Castlewars.
noble noob: Well thats stupid, how can 2 castles be at war?
level 80: The people in the castle are at war.
noble noob: War isn't the answer, can't we just talk out our problems?
everyone: No!
*noble noob enters the zammy portal because he likes the color red*
deadeye: O great, its waste of space.
noble noob: Nice to see you again too, but my name is noble noob not waste of space.
deadeye:
noble noob: *sees a familiar face* hey raven, so how you been?
raven: O I've been good except that I'm permanently blind thanks to you.
noble noob: You are very welcome.
raven: ...
*the game starts*
raven: Get their flag! *runs into a wall*
*noble noob wonders all the way to the saradomin flag, where no1 even bothers to attack him.*
level 100: Aww, how cute, the level 3 is stealing our flag.
deadeye: LOL, a level 3 capture a flag!!! *laughs so hard blood starts coming out his ears*
level 90: Shouldn't we stop him?
level 100: Don't worry, he's a level 3, he'll never find the way back to the base.
*18 minutes later*
noble noob: I swear my castle was around here somewhere.
*walks into his own castle*
noble noob: Now if I was a castle where would I be?
range pure: Noble noob!
noble noob: Quite, now where was the last place I had my castle? I guess I'll have to start retracing my steps.
range pure: This is your castle, just score!
*noble noob runs to the top floor, and the flag guards see him*
flag guard: Yay!
*trips*
noble noob: Owww my knee, it's bleeding!
flag guards: Just score!
noble noob: Do you guys got a band-aid or something?
flag gaurd: Arrgghh!
*noble noob scores with 1 second left, and Zammy wins*
noble noob: I guess low levels can play castlewars after all.
cousin: No all low levels in castlewars are a waste of space.
11-Mar-2007 02:04:20 - Last edited on 14-Mar-2007 21:48:55 by Elitemage14
Chapter 31: Sakura's beret
sakura: Hey noble noob.
noble noob: Hey I remember you, your that psycho girl that wouldn't pay me for repairing her beret!
sakura: I'm not psycho!!! *starts petting a kitten and laughing maniacally*
sakura: And anyway, I have full vyrewatch and a black beret know, theres no way you'll ever land your hands on my beret this time!
noble noob: Is that a smudge on your beret?
sakura: OMG where?
noble noob: Right there on the front.
sakura: I don't see it.
noble noob: Hand it to me, I'll clean it off.
sakura: Ok.
*noble noob eats her beret*
sakura: No my beret!
noble noob: That'll be 1000 gp.
sakura: But you ate it!
noble noob: I know, 500 gp for last time, 500 gp for this time.
sakura: Grrrr.
*puts on a rubber glove*
sakura: I'm getting that beret back one way or another.
noble noob:
sakura: Hey noble noob.
noble noob: Hey I remember you, your that psycho girl that wouldn't pay me for repairing her beret!
sakura: I'm not psycho!!! *starts petting a kitten and laughing maniacally*
sakura: And anyway, I have full vyrewatch and a black beret know, theres no way you'll ever land your hands on my beret this time!
noble noob: Is that a smudge on your beret?
sakura: OMG where?
noble noob: Right there on the front.
sakura: I don't see it.
noble noob: Hand it to me, I'll clean it off.
sakura: Ok.
*noble noob eats her beret*
sakura: No my beret!
noble noob: That'll be 1000 gp.
sakura: But you ate it!
noble noob: I know, 500 gp for last time, 500 gp for this time.
sakura: Grrrr.
*puts on a rubber glove*
sakura: I'm getting that beret back one way or another.
noble noob:
11-Mar-2007 02:04:21 - Last edited on 14-Mar-2007 21:50:12 by Elitemage14
chapter 32: Therapy
noble noob: Hey cousin, wanna go taste rocks with me?
cousin: As appealling as that sounds... Its a Wednesday and I have therapy.
*noble noob goes with cousin to therapy*
therpapist: Well it seems we have a new member, would you like to introduce yourself?
noble noob: I'm noble noob-
crowd: Hi noble noob.
noble noob: ... and I'm a noob.
crowd: ITS NOT OKAY!
noble noob: 0_o
cousin: Hi I'm cousin.
crowd: We know you've been coming here for 10 years, just leave!
cousin: And I'm affraid of arrows.
noble noob: What a nerd. *holds up an arrow*
cousin: Ahhh! Its my 5 year old birthdayparty all over again! *sticks his thumb in his mouth and rolls back and forth in a feetle position*
therapist: And we seem to have another new member.
noobhater101: Hi I'm noobhater101, and I love killing noobs.
noble noob: How nice.
noobhater: I love stepping on them and hearing there bones crunch, and stabbing them with my dagger and watching them bleed... I also enjoy fishing.
noobhater: And I hate nothing more then noob beggars.
noble noob: Hey I got scammed outta my full dragon, can I have yours?
noobhater:
, I must overpower the voices in my head to kill!
terrimina: Hi I'm Terrimina, and I like to wear woman's clothes. They make me feel pretty and show off my long legs.
noble noob: What a freak.
terrimina: *puts on lipstick* The only freak I am is a dancing freak!
noble noob: *shivers*
noble noob: Hey cousin, wanna go taste rocks with me?
cousin: As appealling as that sounds... Its a Wednesday and I have therapy.
*noble noob goes with cousin to therapy*
therpapist: Well it seems we have a new member, would you like to introduce yourself?
noble noob: I'm noble noob-
crowd: Hi noble noob.
noble noob: ... and I'm a noob.
crowd: ITS NOT OKAY!
noble noob: 0_o
cousin: Hi I'm cousin.
crowd: We know you've been coming here for 10 years, just leave!
cousin: And I'm affraid of arrows.
noble noob: What a nerd. *holds up an arrow*
cousin: Ahhh! Its my 5 year old birthdayparty all over again! *sticks his thumb in his mouth and rolls back and forth in a feetle position*
therapist: And we seem to have another new member.
noobhater101: Hi I'm noobhater101, and I love killing noobs.
noble noob: How nice.
noobhater: I love stepping on them and hearing there bones crunch, and stabbing them with my dagger and watching them bleed... I also enjoy fishing.
noobhater: And I hate nothing more then noob beggars.
noble noob: Hey I got scammed outta my full dragon, can I have yours?
noobhater:
, I must overpower the voices in my head to kill!
terrimina: Hi I'm Terrimina, and I like to wear woman's clothes. They make me feel pretty and show off my long legs.
noble noob: What a freak.
terrimina: *puts on lipstick* The only freak I am is a dancing freak!
noble noob: *shivers*
11-Mar-2007 02:06:59 - Last edited on 14-Mar-2007 21:59:55 by Elitemage14
Chapter 33: Caps lock noob
Noble Noob wakes up one morning in his shack to notice someone staring over him.
noble noob: Ahhhh, who are you?
ZAIDEN: ITS ME ZAIDEN, IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
noble noob: Do you have to yell so loud?
ZAIDEN: YELLING! IM NOT YELLING!
noble noob: What are you doing in my shack? And would you turn your caps lock off.
zaiden: Lol, doing here? I live here!
noble noob:
zaiden: I've been living here for the last 3 weeks.
noble noob: But what about food and water?
zaiden: I don't need food or water, I've been staying in your basement, living off your eliteness.
noble noob: ...
zaiden: I've been following you around, watching you sleep, digging through your garbage, collecting pieces of your hair that falls out.
noble noob: I think you should leave...
zaiden: *twitches* I don't think my pet bear would like that to much.
noble noob: Pet bear?
*a bear walks in*
sniw: Hi, I am sniw the bear.
noble noob: ...
zaiden: He is a cute and cuddely killing machine.
noble noob: Get outta my shack!
zaiden: *starts dancing*
noble noob: Thats it, I have no choice!
IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB
IM A LOW LEVEL, O YES IT IS TRUE
I TRADE HIGH LEVEL'* JUNK, FOR SOME CASH
I BEG FOR MONEY AT A CROWDED PLACE
I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IM SUPPOSE TO DO
O IM SUCH A NOOB
IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB
IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB
I'D RATHER HAVE A PIECE A CAKE, THEN A LEGEND'S CAPE
WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?
I'LL TRADE YOUR PARTY HAT FOR MY BOWL OF STEW.
IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB
*pulls out a guitar*
DUNNNA DUNNA DUN DUN DUN DUNNANANANA DUNNAANAANNAAA AND SHE'S BUYING A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!
*Light his guitar on fire*
zaiden: What a weirdo! *jumps out the window*
Noble Noob wakes up one morning in his shack to notice someone staring over him.
noble noob: Ahhhh, who are you?
ZAIDEN: ITS ME ZAIDEN, IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
noble noob: Do you have to yell so loud?
ZAIDEN: YELLING! IM NOT YELLING!
noble noob: What are you doing in my shack? And would you turn your caps lock off.
zaiden: Lol, doing here? I live here!
noble noob:
zaiden: I've been living here for the last 3 weeks.
noble noob: But what about food and water?
zaiden: I don't need food or water, I've been staying in your basement, living off your eliteness.
noble noob: ...
zaiden: I've been following you around, watching you sleep, digging through your garbage, collecting pieces of your hair that falls out.
noble noob: I think you should leave...
zaiden: *twitches* I don't think my pet bear would like that to much.
noble noob: Pet bear?
*a bear walks in*
sniw: Hi, I am sniw the bear.
noble noob: ...
zaiden: He is a cute and cuddely killing machine.
noble noob: Get outta my shack!
zaiden: *starts dancing*
noble noob: Thats it, I have no choice!
IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB
IM A LOW LEVEL, O YES IT IS TRUE
I TRADE HIGH LEVEL'* JUNK, FOR SOME CASH
I BEG FOR MONEY AT A CROWDED PLACE
I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IM SUPPOSE TO DO
O IM SUCH A NOOB
IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB
IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB
I'D RATHER HAVE A PIECE A CAKE, THEN A LEGEND'S CAPE
WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?
I'LL TRADE YOUR PARTY HAT FOR MY BOWL OF STEW.
IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB
*pulls out a guitar*
DUNNNA DUNNA DUN DUN DUN DUNNANANANA DUNNAANAANNAAA AND SHE'S BUYING A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!
*Light his guitar on fire*
zaiden: What a weirdo! *jumps out the window*
11-Mar-2007 02:07:00 - Last edited on 14-Mar-2007 22:03:02 by Elitemage14
Chapter 34: Goblin Diplomacy
Noble Noob arrives at the goblin village to see the goblins argueing
general bentnose: Green armor best!
general wartface: No red armor best!
noble noob: He has a point, red armor is best. Tho I think some nice yellow armor would go better with your eyes, your round, puffy, awkwardly shaped, crusty eyes.
bentnose: What did he say about our eyes?
noble noob: OMG your nose is HUGE!
generals: Thats it! The human will decide for us. Get us some orange armor.
noble noob: No problem. *pours a pitcher of orange juice on the goblins*
generals:
noble noob: So where's my reward?
generals: Kill the human!
noble noob: *starts singing* Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
wartface: I liked it better when noobs would just kill us with bronze daggers.
Noble Noob arrives at the goblin village to see the goblins argueing
general bentnose: Green armor best!
general wartface: No red armor best!
noble noob: He has a point, red armor is best. Tho I think some nice yellow armor would go better with your eyes, your round, puffy, awkwardly shaped, crusty eyes.
bentnose: What did he say about our eyes?
noble noob: OMG your nose is HUGE!
generals: Thats it! The human will decide for us. Get us some orange armor.
noble noob: No problem. *pours a pitcher of orange juice on the goblins*
generals:
noble noob: So where's my reward?
generals: Kill the human!
noble noob: *starts singing* Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
wartface: I liked it better when noobs would just kill us with bronze daggers.
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Chapter 35: Noble noob goes farming
noble noob: So got any plans today cousin?
cousin: Well I was going to go work on my farming, but you can't come.
noble noob: *holds up an arrow*
cousin: Ahhhh! Fine you can come but just put it away, put it away! No don't poke me with it put it away!
noble noob: *puts the arrow down his pants* Lets get going then.
*they arrive at the patch*
cousin: Ok now rake up all these weeds.
noble noob: Do I have to do it?
cousin: Yes.
noble noob: *holds up another arrow*
cousin: Ahhh, fine I'll rake the weeds for you. Now just put a bucket of compost on the ground.
noble noob: But this stuff smells funny.
retaro1: What are you talking about? Its smells WONDERFUL!
O and it tastes even better to. *munch munch*
noble noob:
, Well im bored, but what am I gonna do with all these weeds?
*goes to the bank*
noble noob: SELLING WEEDS HERE! SELLING BIG, BULGING BAGS OF WEEDS! COME BUY GIANT BAGS OF GRADE A QUALITY WEEDS!
noble noob: So got any plans today cousin?
cousin: Well I was going to go work on my farming, but you can't come.
noble noob: *holds up an arrow*
cousin: Ahhhh! Fine you can come but just put it away, put it away! No don't poke me with it put it away!
noble noob: *puts the arrow down his pants* Lets get going then.
*they arrive at the patch*
cousin: Ok now rake up all these weeds.
noble noob: Do I have to do it?
cousin: Yes.
noble noob: *holds up another arrow*
cousin: Ahhh, fine I'll rake the weeds for you. Now just put a bucket of compost on the ground.
noble noob: But this stuff smells funny.
retaro1: What are you talking about? Its smells WONDERFUL!
O and it tastes even better to. *munch munch*
noble noob:
, Well im bored, but what am I gonna do with all these weeds?
*goes to the bank*
noble noob: SELLING WEEDS HERE! SELLING BIG, BULGING BAGS OF WEEDS! COME BUY GIANT BAGS OF GRADE A QUALITY WEEDS!
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chapter 36: The party
amateur: Hey noble noob, theres a big party tonight, wanna come?
noble noob: I dunno, I gotta wake up early to make sure I get plenty of begging in.
amateur: There will be beer.
*1 hour later at the party*
cousin: Noble noob are you ok?
noble noob: *hic* I'm fine giant magical talking mushroom. By the way have you seen my pants anywhere around here?
cousin: How many beers did he have?
amateur: Half a glass...
noble noob: You know, *hic*, I don't say this eneough, but I love you guysses. Come here and gimme a hug.
amateur: We're not giving you a hug.
noble noob: *hic* Awww, come on, how can we be friends if we can't even learn to hug each other?
cousin: I'm not giving you a hug, you don't even have any pants on.
noble noob: *hic* O like you've never embraced a man who wasn't wearing any pants.
cousin: ...
*18 hours later noble noob wakes up wearing a pink skirt, in the middle of lumbridge swamp*
noble noob: Owww my head, why am I wearing this skirt, and why am I in this swamp? And who are you!
stranger: *mono-tone voice* My name is Lenny.
noble noob:
lenny: So you wanna head back to my place?
noble noob: NO!
amateur: Hey noble noob, theres a big party tonight, wanna come?
noble noob: I dunno, I gotta wake up early to make sure I get plenty of begging in.
amateur: There will be beer.
*1 hour later at the party*
cousin: Noble noob are you ok?
noble noob: *hic* I'm fine giant magical talking mushroom. By the way have you seen my pants anywhere around here?
cousin: How many beers did he have?
amateur: Half a glass...
noble noob: You know, *hic*, I don't say this eneough, but I love you guysses. Come here and gimme a hug.
amateur: We're not giving you a hug.
noble noob: *hic* Awww, come on, how can we be friends if we can't even learn to hug each other?
cousin: I'm not giving you a hug, you don't even have any pants on.
noble noob: *hic* O like you've never embraced a man who wasn't wearing any pants.
cousin: ...
*18 hours later noble noob wakes up wearing a pink skirt, in the middle of lumbridge swamp*
noble noob: Owww my head, why am I wearing this skirt, and why am I in this swamp? And who are you!
stranger: *mono-tone voice* My name is Lenny.
noble noob:
lenny: So you wanna head back to my place?
noble noob: NO!
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chapter 37: The 1337 talker
*noble noob is walking through Varrok when all of a sudden*
eragin: Fr33 5700f Pl0X!
noble noob: Huh?
eragin: G1mm3 fr33 57uff pl0X!
noble noob: Did they live happily ever after?
eragin: N0, 1 N33d 57uff!
noble noob: OMG, you meen to tell me Whiffleball Tony is dead!
eragin: U n008, c@n U g1mm3 c45H?
noble noob: Whats that? You want me to bash you with this 2X4?
eragin: N0000, g1mm3 10 Gr4nd!
noble noob: Whats that boy? Little Timmy is trapped in a well? Well its a good thing its only little timmy and not anyone important.
little timmy: Hey!
eragin: L3@v3 T1mmY 4loon!
noble noob: I'm sry but I don't speak geek.
eragin:
*noble noob is walking through Varrok when all of a sudden*
eragin: Fr33 5700f Pl0X!
noble noob: Huh?
eragin: G1mm3 fr33 57uff pl0X!
noble noob: Did they live happily ever after?
eragin: N0, 1 N33d 57uff!
noble noob: OMG, you meen to tell me Whiffleball Tony is dead!
eragin: U n008, c@n U g1mm3 c45H?
noble noob: Whats that? You want me to bash you with this 2X4?
eragin: N0000, g1mm3 10 Gr4nd!
noble noob: Whats that boy? Little Timmy is trapped in a well? Well its a good thing its only little timmy and not anyone important.
little timmy: Hey!
eragin: L3@v3 T1mmY 4loon!
noble noob: I'm sry but I don't speak geek.
eragin:
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