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!CHAPTER 40!
Ultra noobs biggest fan

Ultra noob: Time to anoy everyone!
I luv tessa: OMG ITS ULTRA NOOB!
Ultra noob: I will anoy you!
I luv tessa: DO YOUR CHEESE DANCE!
Ultra noob: Wait WAIT! You want me to do my 100% full time anoying cheese dance!?
I luv tessa: Yes!
Ultra noob: Why is your name you love tessa?
I luv tessa: Its I luv tessa.
Ultra noob: You love tessa?
I luv lessa: Its I luv tessa!
Ultra noob: Ok you asked for it! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! EVERYBODY SING! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! THE CHEESE DANCE!
I luv tessa: OMG SING IT AGAIN! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRATH!?
Ultra noob: Your scaring me your supost to be anoyed.
I luv tessa: How can I be anoyed by you? Im your biggest fan!
Ultra noob: GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF!
I luv tessa:
Ultra noob: He just wont get anoyed make him stop!

23-Sep-2011 01:08:45 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:51:26 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 41!
Battle of the bands

Ultra noob looks at a poster.

Ultra noob: Battle of the bands. Looks fun.

Ultra noob goes to battle of the bands.

Slipknot: Your here!? We are outta here!
Ultra noob: Im populer!
Korn: If this guy is here then we are off!
Ultra noob: Im very populer!
Trivium: Oh no! Its Ultra noob! RUN!
Ultra noob: I must be the most populer guy in the world!
Host: And now for the first contestent playing...ULTRA NOOB!
People: BOO!
Ultra noob: LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! EVERYBODY SING! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! THE CHEESE DANCE!

Everyone runs away.

Host: And next is...Hey! Where is everyone!
Ultra noob: They saw we and ran away for some reason.
Host: Oh comon! You can't have scared all of them!
Ultra noob: Yep.
Host: Oh Zamorak...Looks like the winner is for being the only one here...ULTRA NOOB!
Ultra noob: Theres no one here...
Host: Well heres your prize.
Ultra noob: After all that all I get is a stinking full rune armor and no cheese!?
Host: Im outta here.
Ultra noob: I never get good stuff.

23-Sep-2011 01:08:46 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:52:47 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 42!
Castle wars 2

Ultra noob: Ah nothing like a game of castle wars!
lvl 126: Not you again!
Ultra noob: Well excuse me!
lvl 126: Go to Saradomin's team thats where all the level 10s go.
Ultra noob: Im level 10!
lvl 126: Go to Saradomin.
Ultra noob: No everyone knows Zamorak p00ns Saradomin!

Game starts.

Ultra noob: Now to own!
lvl 70s: Hey its him again! Get him!
Ultra noob: GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF!
lvl 70s: Retreat!
Ultra noob: I got the flag!
Person: Your going down!
Ultra noob: Tough me and ill do the cheese dance
Person: Ill leave you to it.
Ultra noob: I scored!
lvl 126: I dont beleave it...
Ultra noob: I am the best player of castle wars ever!
lvl 126:
Ultra noob: Oi give that flag to me or ill do the cheese dance!
Person: ARGH! OK!
Other Saradomin people: OMG!
Ultra noob: I got the Zamorak flag! Now to do the cheese dance till its over.
lvl 70s: Get him!
Ultra noob: LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! EVERYBODY SING! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! THE CHEESE DANCE!
lvl 70s: We cant touch him!

The game was over and Zamorak won 1-0.

Ultra noob: Woo!
Everyone on Saradomin: I dont beleave it...

23-Sep-2011 01:10:38 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:53:07 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 43!
Ultra noob vs Sgt pen2

Sgt pen2: Oi you!
Ultra noob: Yes?
Sgt pen2: Im noobyer than you!
Ultra noob: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Sgt pen2: Shut up!
Ultra noob: You look like a noob wannabe.
Sgt pen2: No im not!
Ultra noob: Yes you are!
Sgt pen2: No im not!
Ultra noob: Yes you are!
Sgt pen2: No im not!
Ultra noob: Then bow down to me if your a noob!
Sgt pen2: ARGH!
Ultra noob: Comon let out your noobyness!
Sgt pen2: I would if you shut up!
Ultra noob: Dont you tell the noob of noobs to shut up you noob wannabe!
Sgt pen2: ARGH! (Goes crazy and runs around in circles)
Ultra noob: Thats not being a noob your an insult.
Sgt pen2: Heheheheaha!
Ultra noob: LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! EVERYBODY SING! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! GIVE ME FREE STUFF!
Sgt pen2: Muhahaha! Oh hi mr monkey dident see you there!
Ultra noob: I added give me free stuff to my song like it?
Sgt pen2: Cool flying pigs!
Ultra noob: Noob wannabes these days...

23-Sep-2011 01:10:39 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:53:29 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 44!
Noob school

Ultra noob: So many noob wannabes I should teach them how to be noobs!

Ultra noob makes his own school.

Ultra noob: Woohoo construction lvl 5! Now to start.
Sgt pen2: I have come to be a... Hey its you!
Ultra noob: Yes and im gonna teach you how to be a noob.
Sgt pen2: Fine...
Ultra noob: Now say "Give me free stuff"
Sgt pen2: Give me free stuff.
Ultra noob: Your done! That will be 1mil please.
Sgt pen2: WHAT!?
Ultra noob: Cough it up.
Sgt pen2: Thats it im never showing in a Ultra noob story never again!
Ultra noob: Bye bye!
Choob: What the hell is this place.
Ultra noob: This is a noob school and you can very use it.
Choob: I am miles more noobyer than you!
Ultra noob: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Choob: I have no times for games im outta here!
Ultra noob: Stuff this im outta here as well.

Outside the school.

Noob wannabe: Well this place looks cool.

School blows up randomly.

Noob wannabe: I will become a noob by myself then...
Choob: ULTRA NOOOOOOB! YOU ALMOST KILL ME WHY DID YOU LIGHT A MATCH WITH THE GAS ON!
Ultra noob: It was so temping! (Runs away)

23-Sep-2011 01:10:39 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:53:50 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 45!
The new world

Ultra noob: am very glad Dead Devil05 dident make a chapter yesterday on friday 13th.
Dead Devil05: They made world 126 yesterday why dont you try it.
Ultra noob: Ok!

Ultra noob goes to world 126.

Ultra noob: Looks pritty much the same.
Person: Thats what you think.
Ultra noob: What you mean?
Person: This world is cursed!
Ultra noob: I wouldent think so.
Person: Dont say I didn* warn you! (Logs off)
Ultra noob: What an idiot.
Black demon: ROAR!
Ultra noob: What the hell is a black demon doing in the middle of varrock!
Black demon: ROAR!
Ultra noob: GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF!

Black demon killed Ultra noob.

Ultra noob: NOOOO! (Died)
Michael Jackson: Aaw!
Ultra noob: ARGH!

Ultra noob runs to Al karid.

Ultra noob: How did that Black demon stand my noobyness!

It starts raining lava.

Ultra noob: ARGH! IT BURNS! (Died)
Michael Jackson: Aaw!
Ultra noob: ARGH!

Ultra noob runs to falador.

Noob busters: Get him!
Ultra noob: EEK!

Noob busters got Ultra noob and throws him in noob jail.

Ultra noob: WAAAAA! I want my mammy!


To be continued...

23-Sep-2011 01:10:40 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:54:08 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 46!
The new world part 2

Ultra noob: That idiot was right this world is cursed! This is all friday the 13th doing because it was made on that day...I must out noob this world!
Noob buster: You wont escape!
Ultra noob: GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY GIVE ME A FREE KEY!
Noob buster: ARGH! Ill do anything if you stop!
Ultra noob: How about you give me that key then I will stop for good.
Noob buster: You got your self a deal!

Ultra noob gets the key and runs out of the building, logs off and goes to another world.

Winna227: Darn I was to late I wanted to bail you out!
Ultra noob: Trafic?
Winna227: Yeah there was this blown up school in the middle of the road.
Ultra noob: Yeah...I wonder who did that... Bye!

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23-Sep-2011 01:14:19 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:54:42 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 48!
-= Ernest the chicken =-

Ultra noob: Ah yes a quest lets start.
Veronica: Oh no I lost my husband Ernest!...AGAIN!
Ultra noob: Ill find him!
Veronica: Hey arnt you Ultra noob?
Ultra noob: Erm? No?

Ultra noob goes in Dranor mantion and goes upstairs.

Ultra noob: Hey nice chicken!
Profeser: Thanks I feed him chicken seeds.
Ultra noob: What kind of food is that? You should be feeding him cheese!
Profeser: Ok? So what brings you here?
Ultra noob: Im looking for a guy called Ernest.
Profeser: That will be this chicken here I turned him into a chicken by accedent so I kept him as a pet.
Ultra noob: Ok? Can you turn him back?
Profeser: No I need 3 items.
Ultra noob: What items?
Profester: A toy horsey, a toy soldier and a clockwork cat.
Ultra noob: How will that fix that machine?
Profester: Well you are Ultra nooby and Ultra dumb arnt you?
Ultra noob: Yes...?
Profeser: So you wont know so get me those stuff
Ultra noob: Ok!

Ultra noob goes to Dranor bank.

Ultra noob: Anyone got a clockwork cat, soldier and a toy horsey?
Random scammer: Hey! You have a very nice karil bow!
Ultra noob: How did you know I had a karil bow?
Random scammer: Your bag is open.
Ultra noob: Oh thanks your pritty cool.
Random scammer: I know and I will trade you those stuff you need for your karil bow.
Ultra noob: Deal!
Random scammer: Heh heh heh heh! Nice doing buisness with you!
Ultra noob: No problem!

Ultra noob goes back to the profeser.

Ultra noob: I get the stuff!
Profeser: Ok give it here!

Profeser turns Ernest back into a human.

Ultra noob: Hey! You didnt even use those stuff!
Profeser: I just needed my christmas shopping done.
Ultra noob: LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! EVERYBODY SING! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! GIVE ME FREE STUFF!
Profeser: ARGH! ( Runs away)
Ernest: Thanks for saving me.
Ultra noob: No problem.

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23-Sep-2011 01:14:21 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:57:04 by Dead Devil05