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Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 50!
-= Noob wars =-
.:The Phantom Noob:.

In a place called RuneScape far far away...

Ultra Noob: Oh shut up just get to the story!
Dead Devil05: Fine...

There was two guys trapped in a ship Nooby One Kanooby and Quite god Chin and there and on their way on to escape from the ship.

Kanooby: Were surrounded!
Droids: Get them!
God Chin: Use your Noobsaber! (Cheesy gun hit Noobsaber sound effect).
Kanooby: Well that’s them gone let’s go!

They escape form the ship and end up in a weird forest with ships around the place.

Kanooby: This place is weird...
Gar Gar winks: This is my home you noob!
God Chin: Who are you?
Gar Gar winks: Mesa Gar gar winks! The biggest cowardly baby of them all! And you have a very big chin!
God Chin: Shut up!
Gar Gar winks: Whaaaa! (Winks randomly a lot).
Kanooby: Ok?
Gar Gar winks: They are coming quick come under water!
Kanooby: You can** swim in RuneScape!
Gar Gar winks: Then we will randomly teleport there.
God Chin: How are we suppose to... Hey!? How did we get here!?
Fatty Boomboom: Did*’t I banish you?
Kanooby: Why were you banished?
Gar Gar winks: For being a baby... :(
Fatty Boomboom: You kept on saying ga ga and cried if you did*’t get your own way!
Gar Gar winks: Run!
Kanooby: Where?
Gar Gar winks: In that ship!

Nooby one Kanooby, Quite Big Chin and Gar Gar Winks ran in the ship then they randomly ended up in elf camp.

Ultra Noob: Give me some free stuff!
Person: For the love of Saradomin no!
Gar Gar winks: Can you help us?
Ultra Noob: Say that again?
Gar Gar winks: Can you help us?
Ultra Noob: So somebody wants the noob of noobs help?
Gar Gar winks: Errm? Yes?
Ultra Noob: Muhahaha! Ok with what?
Gar Gar winds: We need to find the queen of Isafdar!
God Chin: You never said we were looking for a queen...
Ultra Noob: You have a big chin!
God Chin: Shut it!
Gar Gar winks: Well she’s in danger and we need to save her!
Ultra Noob: Cheese.
Everyone: What the?

23-Sep-2011 01:14:22 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 17:05:22 by Dead Devil05

Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 51!
-= Noob wars =-
.:The Phantom Noob 2:.

Ultra Noob, Nooby One Kanooby, Quite God Chin and Gar Gar Winks find the queen.

Gar Gar winks: We have come to save you!
Queen: From what?
Gar Gar Winks: From the evil noob empire!
Kanooby: You never told us of any noob empire...
Ultra Noob: And why isn’t he bowing down to me right this second!
Queen: Wow you have one big chin!
God Chin: Shut up for crying out loud!
Gar Gar Winks: Oh my Guthix! They are on their way now!
Ultra Noob: To the fridge!
God Chin: Why the fridge?
Ultra Noob: There’s gotta be cheese in there!
Queen: Yes we have cheese but the fridge is all the way on the other side of the building.
Ultra Noob: Its a risk we have to take!
Kanooby: Cheese is not important let’s get out of here!
Ultra Noob: What the hell did you just say!?!? :@
Droids: There they are seez them!
Ultra Noob: That’s it Kanooby, you asked for it! Give me free stuff! Give me free stuff! Give me free stuff! Give me free stuff! Give me free stuff! Give me free stuff!
Droids: Retreat!
Kanooby: That was so annoying! But it got rid of the Droid*!
Ultra Noob: I meant to get rid of you!
Queen: Wait I forgot, I ate the cheese this morning.
Ultra Noob: You ate cheese without sharing with me!?
Queen: I don’t even know you...
Ultra Noob: I am Ultra noob the noob of noobs!
Queen: You might be the right one to out noob the Noob Empire.
Ultra Noob: You’re an idiot; even a chimp could have found that out the second they see me.
Queen: How dare you talk to the queen like that!
Ultra Noob: Oh boohoo! How dare you talk to the noob of noobs like that!
Queen: Argh! :@

A red and blacked skinned guy dressed in black robes came crashing though a window and landed on his head.

Ultra Noob: Snoob?
Snoob: That’s the last time I try to look cool in chapters...Oh and I have come out noob you!
Ultra Noob: Why are you painted red and black?
Snoob: Because its a part of Noob wars.
Ultra Noob: Riiight...

23-Sep-2011 01:14:23 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 17:07:25 by Dead Devil05

Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 52!
-= Noob Wars =-
.:The Phantom Noob 3:.

Before Snoob could attack everyone they all ran into a ship and went into deep space to this flouting island called Noobtopia.

Queen: Well I guess I’m safe here.
Ultra Noob: So?
Queen: Don’t make me get my guards on you!
Ultra Noob: Oh shut your whining your guards will be scared of me after I do the cheese dance.
Queen: Darn..
God Chin: Me and Nooby One will go down and fight you can stay here.
Queen: Ok. Good luck!
Ultra Noob: I wanna come!
Kanooby: No way!
God Chin: He might be quite useful. (Whispers to Kanooby). For a sacrifice.
Kanooby: Ok you can come.
Ultra Noob: Yay!

All 3 of them go to a planet called Noobtoween because they were low on gas.

Handykin: Hi I’m Handykin Noobwalker may I help you?
God Chin: We need petrol.
Handykin: Here we go! Wanna see me win the noob race?
God Chin: Ok.
Handykin: You have a big chin!
God Chin: Shut it!

They all watch Handykin win the noob race.

God Chin: We will be off then.
Handykin: Can I come?
Ultra Noob: Sure!
Kanooby: Oh geez...

They all go on the ship then go back to planet RuneScape and find Snoob waiting for them with his Noobsaber on.

Snoob: I have been waiting!
God Chin: Handy you stay here we will take him!
Handykin :O k.

Kanooby and God chin turn on their Noobsaber and start to fight Snoob.

Kanooby:He has got a 2 handle Noobsaber!
God Chin:We can still take him!

They go between these laser doors Kanooby got trapped in one then Snoob chopped God chins chin off then stabbed him in the chest.

Kanooby:Noooo!
Ultra Noob :O uch that’s gotta hurt!

Kanooby gets released then chops Snoob in half.

Kanooby:I’ll kill you!!
Snoob:Argh nooo!
Kanooby:Are you alright?
God Chin:I will die but my soul will still be alive.
Ultra Noob:You believe in that soul junk?

Everyone comes back to RuneScape. God chin died then they burnt his body.

Everyone:R.I.P!
Ultra Noob: Dibs on his cheese! Oh and bye giant chin.

23-Sep-2011 01:14:23 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 17:12:36 by Dead Devil05

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