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!CHAPTER 20!
-= The Barrow brothers =-
Ultra noob goes to barrows.
Ultra noob: What are you doing?
Person: Im fighting Verac.
Ultra noob: Hes easy!
Person: Try fight him for your self!
Ultra noob: Noob! Noob! Noob! Noob! Noob! Noob! Noob! Noob!
Ultra noob destracted the person so much that he lost focus fighting Verac and Verac killed him.
Ultra noob: Whats this? Ammy of fury? Perfect coller for King black dragon!
Verac: King black dragon is your pet? ROFL! You are one Ultra noob!
Ultra noob: Thanks!
Verac: That was an insult idiot!
Dharock: Is this noob anoying you?
Verac: Yep.
Dharock: Die noob!
Ultra noob: Give me free cheese!
Dharock:
Torag: I love cheese!
Verac: Because your fat!
Torag: Look who's talking! A poser that likes men!
Verac: Im going to kill you!
Torag and Verac start fighting.
Dharock: Oh goody a fight! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Guthun: A fight! WOOO!
Karil: Ahrim get the popcorn!
Ahrim: Im on it!
The barrows brothers watch Verac and Torag fight when Ultra noob steals everything from the barrows chest.
Ultra noob: WHAT! NO CHEESE!!!?
Guthun: Hes stealing from our chest! Get him!
All the barrow brothers run after Ultra noob and Ultra noob runs for his life.
Ultra noob: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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23-Sep-2011 01:00:08 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:26:44 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 22!
-= Tzhaar fight pits =-
Ultra noob: Dead Devil05 you noob! These people want more chapters!
Dead Devil05: Im doing one right now you idiot!
Ultra noob: About time!
Dead Devil05:
Ultra noob goes to tzhaar fight pits.
Ultra noob: Hi everybody!
Person: This is gonna be the easyest kill in tzhaar history!
Ultra noob: Bring it!
The game starts and Ultra noob hides in the corner.
Person: Where is that noob!?
lvl 126: Time to die!
Person: Eat my dragon dagger (s)!
lvl 126: ARGH! Im poisened! Take this!
Person: ARGH! (Died)
lvl 126: No! Theres a hider and I got 6 hp left!
lvl 126 finds Ultra noob.
lvl 126: Time to die!
Ultra noob: Eek!
before lvl 126 could attack the poisen killed him.
lvl 126: ARGH!
Ultra noob: Yay!
Everyone: Omg you lvl 126 noob! You let a hider win!
Ultra noob: Ooooo! I get free black and white german cheese!
Everyone: ROFL!
Ultra noob: What?

23-Sep-2011 01:00:08 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:27:05 by Dead Devil05

23-Sep-2011 01:00:09 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:28:33 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 24!
-= King mix up =-
Choob: Oi Ultra noob!
Ultra noob: Unholy cheese!
Choob: Yes I know I know. =)
Ultra noob: Oh my cheese!
Choob: Yes I know say what you think! =p
Ultra noob: Cheesus christ!
Choob: Yes I know just say it!
Ultra noob: Why arnt you bowing down to me!? Im the noob of noobs!
Choob: Cant you see the crown on my head!?
Ultra noob: No?
Choob: You are very stupid.
Ultra noob: Point being?
Choob: Well I am now the king of all noobs! Thats what the crown is muhahahahahaha!
Ultra noob: You call that a crown?
Choob: Its the king of noobs crown!
Ultra noob: You could have least puts some holes in it and paint it yellow.
Choob: Then it will look like cheese!
Ultra noob: Exacly.
Noob expert: Choob. Ultra noob is truely more noobyer than you so hand over that crown of yours.
Choob: WHAT!!!!!!!
Ultra noob: Now to paint it yellow and put holes in it.
Choob: You would look like the king of cheese then...
Ultra noob: COOL!
Choob: You may have out noobed me this time but Ill be back!
Ultra noob: Cheese ya later!

23-Sep-2011 01:00:09 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:29:00 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 25!
King black dragon 3
Ultra noob goes to King black dragons liar to get him back as a pet.
Ultra noob: King black dragon please be my pet again!
King black dragon: Hell no!
Ultra noob: Ill give you cheese if you do!
King black dragon: I dont even like cheese!
Ultra noob: What!?
King black dragon: I dont like cheese!
Ultra noob: What was that!?
King black dragon: I DONT LIKE CHEESE!
Ultra noob: Thats it! You are not my pet anymore!
King black dragon: I said that 2 days ago!
Ultra noob: Yeah right.
King black dragon:
Ultra noob: Dont look at me like that!
King black dragon:
Ultra noob: Thats it! No more cheese for a week!
King black dragon:
Ultra noob: Give me some free stuff!
King black dragon: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
King black dragon goes insain.
Ultra noob: Cheese whats his problem?
King black dragon: (Crawled up in a ball socking his thumb) Geh geh deh urr.

23-Sep-2011 01:03:24 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:29:23 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 26!
Pokemon cards
Nerd 1: Omg this game is great!
Person: Oh Guthix...
Nerd 2: Feel the wrath of my Mewtwo!
Nerd 1: Thats a weedle you dumby!
Ultra noob: What the hell is that game?
Nerd 3: These are pokemon cards.
Ultra noob: Sounds so u*noobish.
Nerd 1: Only us cool people play this game.
Ultra noob: This this a pokemon card?
Nerds: OMG! Hes got the rarest card of them all! Celebi!
Ultra noob: Sooo u*noobish! (Rips card up then wipes his nose with it)
Nerds: Neeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Person: ROFL!
Ultra noob: I think they should make trading cards called Noob cards and the rarest card should be the noob of noobs...Me!
Person: Oh geez...
Ultra noob: Oh a monkey!
Nerd 1: Thats a pikachu and its a mouse not a monkey you idiot.
Ultra noob: Did you know pokemon are real?
Nerds: Oh cool! Where do you find them!?
Ultra noob: Disny land.
Nerds: We are so there! (Runs to disny land)
Person: ROFL! I dident think a noob could be so funny!
Ultra noob: Im not a beginer! So I will now anoy you!
Person: Erm..? MY MOMS CALLING! (Runs away as fast as he can)
Ultra noob: Why do people run away from me?

23-Sep-2011 01:03:25 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:29:49 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 27!
Ultra noob meets The fat blob
Fat blob: Chu, moob!
Ultra noob: Dead Devil05, whats this guy doing in this story?
Dead Devil05: I dont know.
Fat blob trys to eat Dead Devil05.
Dead Devil05: Oi! Stop that or ill make someone eat you!
Fat blob: Shno yo canch do tat.
Dead Devil05: This is my story so I can make anything happen.
Fat blob: Gam yo!
Ultra noob: So you like eating people?
Fat blob: Kes.
Ultra noob: I got someone you can eat.
Ultra noob takes Fat blob to a teachers house.
Ultra noob: Eat him!
Teacher: Yikes!
Fat blob trys to eat teacher.
Ultra noob: Thats for expeling me!
Teacher: You smashed the fire alarm with no fire then a teacher said there was no fire then you made fire and burnt down the whole school!
Ultra noob: What kind of rubbish reason is that?
Teacher: Grr.
Fat blob eats teacher.
Ultra noob: I like you come with me.
Fat blob: Yommy phood.
Ultra noob takes Fat blob to Choob.
Choob: What the hell is that fat thing?!
Fat blob: Wo are yu callig phat?
Fat blob trys to eat Choob but Choob escapes.
Ultra noob: Almost had him.
Fat blob: Yaee!
Dead Devil05: I think you have stayed here long enoth time to go back to your own story.
Fat blob: Shnoooooooo!
Dead Devil05 kicks Fat blob back to his own story.

23-Sep-2011 01:03:26 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:30:09 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 28!
Anger management
Ultra noob: Aaaah! What a nice walk in the park! Whats this? Oooo a party hat! Darn it! Its blue I wanted it to be yellow the colour of cheese.
Random scammer: Hey! You have a very nice party hat.
Ultra noob: Thanks. I am I very good runescape player but its supost to cost alot?
Random scammer: Ill give 10000 golden peaces for it.
Ultra noob: Its a deal!
Ultra noob carrys on walking then finds a guy called Froob.
Ultra noob: Hi there!
Froob: WHAT THE **** DO YOU ****ING WANT FOR ****ING **** SAKE!!!!!
Ultra noob: Geez no need to talk like that.
Froob: WILL YOU SHUT THE **** UP!
Ultra noob: You have problems.
Froob: ILL ****ING KILL YOU!
Ultra noob: Your level 50...Oh wait I forgot I wasent level 80 any more... EEK!
Froob chases Ultra noob off a cliff.
Ultra noob: YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! (BANG!)
Froob: ILL ****ING GET YOU ****ING NEXT ****ING TIME!
Ultra noob: Stop swearing!.....Argh...My head hurts.

23-Sep-2011 01:03:26 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:30:27 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 29!
Noob cards
Ultra noob: Well that pokemon chapter was rubbish.
Dead Devil05: You got that right.
Ultra noob: Im gonna make my own noob cards!
Dead Devil05: Oh Zamorak...
Ultra noob draws little doodles on peaces of cardboard.
Ultra noob: All done! Noob cards! Noob cards! Come buy some noob cards! 100cp each!
Person: Whats a cp?
Ultra noob: Cheese peaces you idiot!
Person: Ok...?
Noobs: Ill buy 1000 of them!
Ultra noob: That would be 50000cp please.
Person: If they are 100cp each then 1000 would be 100000cp...
Ultra noob: I never paid atention to maths.
Choob: Whats going on here?
Noobs: Ultra noob is selling noob cards.
Choob: Ultra noob! I swear im gonna out noob you one day!
Ultra noob: Have one card free on the house.
Choob: Oooo thanks! Wait? This is me woo! Wait a minute? Personality? A stupid pathetic noob wannabe! Ultra nooooob!!!
Ultra noob: Noob card shop is now closed! Bye!
Choob: Ill get you for this Ultra noob!

23-Sep-2011 01:03:27 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:31:04 by Dead Devil05