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23-Sep-2011 01:03:27 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:32:47 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 31!
A new best freind

Ultra noob: Who are you?
Iamzezima: I am a guy who just started this game.
Ultra noob: Wanna be a noob like me?
Iamzezi*a: Sure!
Ultra noob: Ok you see that person?
Iamzezima: You mean Choob?
Ultra noob: Yes Choob now follow him and ask for free stuff.
Iamzezima: Im on it!

Iamzezima goes to Choob.

Iamzezima: Give me some free stuff!
Choob: Go away...

Iamzezima goes back to Ultra noob.

Ultra noob: Put some spirit into it! Let me show you how its done.

Ultra noob goes to Choob.

Ultra noob: GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF!
Choob: ARGH! I will out noob you for this one day! (Runs away screaming like a girl)
Iamzezima: Cool you showed him.
Ultra noob: That guy is a noob wannabe nobody likes them.
Person: Nobody likes noobs.
Ultra noob: Shut up or Ill ask for free stuff!
Person: Bye! (Runs away)
Iamzezima: Being a noob looks cool and fun if we can keep this up we will be the coolest people in runescape!
Random guy: Oh Saradomin...

23-Sep-2011 01:03:28 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:44:59 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 32!
Death of Ultra noobs best freind

Ultra noob: What should we do now?
Iamzezima: I donno lets go kill goblins!
Ultra noob: Yeah!

Ultra noob and Iamzezima starts killing goblins.

Iamzezima: Woohoo! Im level 4!
Ultra noob: Cool! I wish I could level up again...
Jagex mod: You can now.
Ultra noob: Why?
Jagex mod: Turns out that they canceled that rule and your now allowed to be a noob. Ill kill the person who canceled it.
Ultra noob: Yay! Im level 4!
Iamzezima: Cool!
lvl 126: ROFL! lvl 4 is rubbish.
Ultar noob: So was your mother.
lvl 126: Grrrr!
Ultra noob: I gotta go c ya!
Iamzezima: See you later.

Ultra noob: Now for some cheese...Hey...Wait a min! Wheres my cheese shop!
Fat man: I ate it.
Ultra noob: ILL KILL YOU!!!!!

Ultra noob picks up a stone and chucks in at the fat man and went in his mouth and Fat man chocked to death.

Fat man: EAACH! (Died)
Ultar noob: That will teach you!

Ultra noob goes back to the goblins and sees Iamzezima on the floor with blood everywere.

Ultra noob: What happend!?
Iamzezima: MOTHER!!!
Ultra noob: No im not mother im Ultra noob.
Iamzezima: FATHER!!!
Ultra noob: No im Ultra noob.
Iamzezima: Grampa?
Ultra noob: Im Ultra noob you idiot!
Iamzezima: Uh! Buddie! Im gonna die!
Ultra noob: What happend?
Iamzezima: I triped over a pebble and landed on a pillow...
Ultra noob: Dont die!
Iamzezima: Good bye Ultra noob.....(Died)
Ultra noob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Iamzezima: Here I am!
Ultra noob: Hey! What are you doing here? Your supost to be dead!
Iamzezima: Simple its lumbridge.
Ultra noob: Well lets go ask for free stuff.
Iamzezima: Good idea! Lets go!

23-Sep-2011 01:05:41 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:46:47 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 33!
The legendary noob

Ultra noob: Hey! Do you think anyone is noobyer than me?
Iamzezima: Hell no!
Person: You got that right!
Froob: YOUR ****ING RIGHT!
Choob: I will out noob him one day!
Noob busters: Get him!
Random scammer: Yum a taco.
Ultra noob: RUN!
Iamzezima: Eek!
Noob busters: You wont get away!
Ultra noob: Over here Iamzezima!

Ultra noob and Iamzezima hides behind a wall and the noob busters run past.

Iamzezima: That was close!
Ultra noob: Yep. I guess your right no one is noobyer than me.
Legendary noob: ROFL! Yeah right!
Ultra noob: Who is then?
Legendary noob: Me!
Ultra noob: Who is this me guy? I wanna see him!
Legendary noob: Your an idiot arnt you.
Ultra noob: You must be an idiot for taking 10 seconds to work that out.
Legendary noob:
Ultra noob: Whats with everyone pulling out that face at me!
Legendary noob:
Ultra noob: Ill ask for free stuff if you dont stop that!
Iamzezima: He will do it! Hes crazy!
Legendary noob: Oh geez...
Ultra noob: GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF!
Legendary noob: ARGH! I havent even had enough time to be a noob!
Ultra noob: Haha! Noob!
Legendary noob! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! (Runs away screaming)
Ultra noob: Whats his problem?
Iamzezima: I donno proberly stress issuses at work.

23-Sep-2011 01:05:41 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:47:15 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 34!
Cheesomatic

Iamzezima: Lets go vanderlize that building.
Ultra noob: Ok!

Ultra noob and Iamzezi*a start trashing a building.

Police: What do you think your doing?
Ultra noob: Trashing this dump.
Policeman: That dump is a police station.
Ultra noob: Erm?
Policeman: You dont even know what a police station is dont you.
Ultra noob: You phychic?
Police: Your under arrest anyway.
Ultra noob: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Iamzezima: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ultra noob and Iamzezima end up in jail.

Cheesomatic: Hi there.
Ultra noob: OMFG ITS CHEESOMATIC THE IVENTER OF CHEESE!
Cheesomatic: What are you in for?
Ultra noob: Trashing a police station. You?
Cheesomatic: Selling illigel cheese.
Ultra noob: But thats a good thing!
Cheesomatic: I agree.
Iamzezima: My 2 fathers are gonna be mad!
Cheesomatic: 2 fathers?
Iamzezima: You dont wanna know.
Ultra noob: Ok lets think of a way how to get out of here.
Iamzezima: You think of something.
Ultra noob: Lets do the cheese dance!
Cheesomatic: The cheese dance?
Iamzezima: Whats the cheese dance?
Ultra noob: Wanna see?
Cheesomatic: Ok.
Ultra noob: LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! EVERYBODY SING! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! THAT OWNS!
Policeman: STOP! ILL DO ANYTHING!
Ultra noob: Let all 3 of us out.
Policeman: Deal!
Ultra noob: Woohoo! We are out!

In police station.

Police manager: YOU DID WHAT!? YOUR FIRED!
Policeman:

23-Sep-2011 01:05:42 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:47:46 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 35!
The barrow brothers 2

Ultra noob: You think we lost them?
Iamzezima: Yep.
Cheesomatic: Im outer here! This place is dangerus!
Ultra noob: I wonder why?
Verac: Its the guy that stole from our chest! Get him!
Dharock: Ill kill him!
Iamzezi*a: RUN!

Ultra noob and Iamzezi*a run across the room.

lvl 126: Wtf? Torag is supost to be here.
Iamzezi*a: Run!
lvl 126: Where are the barrow brothers?
Ultra noob: Oh they are just having a game of poker and THEY ARE COMING TO KILL US ALL!!!!!
lvl 126: ARGH! I cant handle them all! (Died)
Ultra noob: Quick hide in this chest!
Torag: Where did he go?
Karil: Ill kill him! Let me get my karil bow I left it in the chest.
Ultra noob: RUN!

Ultra noob and Iamzezi*a run out of the chest.

Karil: They stole my bow! WHAAAA! (Crys like a baby)
Torag: You were always the weak brother...
Karil: Shut up fatso!
Torag: Im gonna kill you!

Torag and Karil start fighting.

Ahrim: Wil you 2 stop it we got 2 noobs to catch!
Guthun*: You shut up im enjoying this fight!
Ahrim: Fighting is wrong!

All the barrow brothers stare at Ahrim like he was a weirdo.

Ahrim: What?
Guthun*: Your an idiot.
Ahrim: Ill kill you!

Ahrim and Guthen start fighting.

Dharock: Looks like its just you and me Verac.
Verac: Yeah we all know I can beat you all.
Dharock: What!? We will see about that!

Dharock and Verac start fighting then suddenly they all hit each other by accident and they all fight each other.

Person: Sweet my first time in barrows! Now were are those brothers?

Person sees them fighting.

Person: Ill come back later.

Ultra noob and Iamzezima end up in varrock.

Ultra noob: Well that went well.
Iamzezima: Yep.

23-Sep-2011 01:05:43 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:48:23 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 36!
Ultra noobs first quest

Cook: Oh no! Not another noob!
Ultra noob: Its Ultra noob! And how did you know I was a noob?
Cook: Well you are the number one wanted person to the noob busters and you have made lots of people kill themselfs.
Ultra noob: Good times.
Cook: Now you want to do this quest?
Ultra noob: Yes please.
Cook: Ok get me eggs flour and milk.
Ultra noob: Ok im off!

Ultra noob goes to get eggs.

Ultra noob: Now thats a nice big egg!
Evil chicken: Begone, Ultra noob!
Ultra noob: Shut up!
Evil chicken: Give my egg back!
Ultra noob: Finder keepers losers weepers.
Evil chicken: Ill kill you!
Iamzezima: I gotta go Ultra noob!
Ultra noob: Ok bye.
Iamzezima: Ok c ya later.
Evil chicken: Now you will die!
Ultra noob: Cheese.
Evil chicken: What?
Ultra noob: LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! EVERYBODY SING! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! LETS DO THE CHEESE DANCE! THE CHEESE DANCE!
Evil chicken: Keep the egg! (Disapears)
Ultra noob: Now for milk.
Cow: Moo.
Ultra noob: Shut up and give me your milk!
Cow: Moo!
Ultra noob: Im gonna milk you even its the last thing I do!
Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cow goes crazy and kills Ultra noob.

Ultra noob: Oh no not again! Well adleast I still got the egg now for that milk.

Ultra noob sneeks behind cow and kills him and ran away.

Ultra noob: Now for flour.

Ultra noob goes to a flour patch then goes back to the cook.

Cook: Got them?
Ultra noob: Here you go!
Cook: What the!? Thats an evil chicken egg, a bucket full of white cow poo and flowers!?
Ultra noob: Yep everything you asked for.
Cook: GET LOST YOU HAVE NOW DONE THIS QUEST!
Ultra noob: You got anger problems like Froob does.
Cook: Just get out!

23-Sep-2011 01:08:42 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:48:54 by Dead Devil05

23-Sep-2011 01:08:43 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:49:07 by Dead Devil05

23-Sep-2011 01:08:44 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:50:02 by Dead Devil05

!CHAPTER 39!
Green hill zone

Ultra noob: *ooo! Pritty lights!

Ultra noob goes inside a portal and ends up in a 16-bit 2D would.

Ultra noob: What is this place?
Sonic: Who the hell are you?
Ultra noob: Who am I? WHO AM I! I am Ultra noob the noob of noobs!
Sonic: Your weird.
Ultra noob: Ill ask for free stuff if you dont stop!
Sonic: Stop what?
Ultra noob: How am I supost to know?
Sonic: Well I dont know what planet you came from but Im outta here! (Runs off)
Ultra noob: WAIT! Zamorak that guy runs fast...
Amy: Who are you?
Ultra noob: I am Ultra noob the noob of noobs!
Amy: Ok?
Tails: What the hell is a noob?
Ultra noob: And I thought I was stupid...
Tails: Im not stupid!
Ultra noob: I come from the planet runescape.
Tails: I thought I was stupid...
Ultra noob: Hey! How im I stupid?
Tails: Runescape is an online internet game not a planet you fool.
Ultra noob: Oh stuff this...GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF!
Tails: I dont know what you want but that is so darn anoying! ARGH! (Runs off screaming)
Amy: Such an anoying voise! (Runs off sceaming)
Ultra noob: Is this mars? OR CHEESE LAND!?

23-Sep-2011 01:08:44 - Last edited on 07-May-2015 16:50:21 by Dead Devil05