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Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 10!
-= Ultra noob meets duke =-
Ultra noob: Phew I just made it.
Duke: who are you and what are you doing here?
Ultra noob: I am Ultra noob the noob of noobs!
Duke: You do know runescape players hate noob storys.
Dead Devil05: Shut up! This will teach you not to insult noob storys!
Duke: OMG YOU TURNED ME INTO A GIRL!?
Ultra noob: Haha!
Duke: Guards! Take him away! Hes banned from the castle!
Ultra noob: NOOOOOOOOO!
Guards chuck Ultra noob outside.
Ultra noob: That Duke is a girly noob!
Duke: I heard that! My window is open! Guards kill him!
Ultra noob: You asked for it! GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF GIVE ME FREE STUFF!
Guards: ARGH! We cant stand the noobyness! (Runs away)
Ultra noob: And thats why im the noob of noobs!

23-Sep-2011 00:54:25 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:20:28 by Dead Devil05

Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 11!
-= The police =-
Ultra noob: Im hungry. To the cheese shop!
Ultra noob walks to his cheese shop and sees police surounding it.
Ultra noob: What are you doing to my beloved cheese shop!?
Policeman: Is this the guy that made the shop keeper jump off a cliff by anoying him with so much noobyness?
Person: Yes thats him!
Ultra noob: Snitches are noobs!
Person: Look who's talking!
Ultra noob: Ultra noob is talking the noob of noobs! And since you a noob you will bow down to my feet!
Person: Shut up!
Policeman: You can anoy people in prisen.
Ultra noob: Let go of me or I will ask for free stuff with an anoying voise!
Policeman: And how will that stop us?
Ultra noob: I asked for free stuff to kill the shop keeper and after that I got extra noob ultra teeth so Ill be even more anoying.
Policeman: EXTRA NOOB ULTRA TEETH! RETREAT!
Person: OMG! And you call your selfs runescape police!?
Policeman: We have lives to!
Person: Now what!?
Ultra noob: You can give me some cheese.
Person: You got your own cheese shop why do you want cheese from me?
Ultra noob: Donno because I like cheese.
Person: O_o

Well I dont have any cheese so Im outta here.

23-Sep-2011 00:54:25 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:20:57 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 12!
-= Dual arena =-
Ultra noob: Time to lose at dual arena!
Ultra noob goes to dual arena.
Ultra noob: Free ownage!
Pur3 0wnage offers to dual.
Pure: J00 WI11 G3T PWN3D!
Ultra noob: You asked for it! GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF!
Pure: ARGH! The noobyness!

(Forfits)
Ultra noob: WOO! I won for the very first time!
lvl 126: Time to get owned!
Doom126 chalenge you to dual.
Doom stakes full dragon no chain.
lvl 126: I can kill you in one hit!
Ultra noob: Only if you give me cheese!
lvl 126:

Ultra noob: Why do people look at me like that?
lvl 126: O_o

Ultra noob: Well do you have some cheese?
lvl 126: This is pointless im leaving. (Forfits)
Ultra noob: WOO Free red mexican cheese! Oh wait im not smashing these teeth!
lvl 126: No! I forgot I staked dragon!

23-Sep-2011 00:54:26 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:21:34 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 13!
-= Pest control =-
Person: Trade for 80+ world!
Sending trade offer...
Person: Your not lvl 80!
Ultra noob: I used to be!
Person: So your not coming to the 80+ world!
Ultra noob: GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF!
Person: OK OK ILL TELL YOU! World 50!
Noobs and Newbs: All right we are so there!
Person: RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

The game starts.
Ultra noob: Die portal!
Everyone: NO DONT ATTTACK THAT!
Ultra noob breaks the portal suport and the portal lands on everyone and kills them all.
Everyone: You noob!
Ultra noob: Cheese!
Everyone: How can you think about cheese in a time like this? We are losing! O_o

Ultra noob: Im hungry!
Person: Your always hungry!
lvl 126: HAHA! You got owned by portal! Noobs!
Ultra noob: GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF!
lvl 126: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! (Runs screaming)

23-Sep-2011 00:54:27 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:22:06 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 14!
-= Ultra noobs Mom and Dad =-
Ultra noob: Mom! Dad! Im home!
Mom: Didnt we kick you out for good?
Ultra noob: Erm? No.

Dad: Well we did.
Ultra noob: Is it because I killed the cat?
Mom: No.
Ultra noob: Is it because I flud the house by leaving the tap on?
Dad: No.
Ultra noob: Is it because I ate all the cheese?
Mom and Dad: NO!
Ultra noob: Why then?
Dad: Because you kept on asking for free stuff after you knew we were broke after you blew up the whole house just by doing your science homework! On paper!
Ultra noob: Thats the reason? I mean comon that only a little thing adleast because I ate all the cheese because everyone knows cheese is more important than money.
Mom: That house cost us 550mil!
Ultra noob: Sooooooo?
Mom and Dad: O_o

Ultra noob: Cool! You got sing star on PS2!
Mom and Dad: NO! For the love of Saradomon dont sing!
Ultra noob:
THE NOOB OF NOOBS.....
HE IS THE ULRRA...
BOW DOWN TO THE...
BOW DOWN TO THE NOOB
BOW DOWN TO THE...
BOW DOWN TO THE NOOB
HE TAKES SOME CHEESE
OVER A PARTY HAT...
HE ATE HIS CHEESE
AND IT TAISTED GOOD...
THE NOOB ATE IT ALL...
BOW DOWN TO THE...
BOW DOWN TO THE NOOB!
The windows cracked and then the whole house fell apart!
Ultra noob: Um? Bye!
Dad: ULTRA NOOOOOOOOOOOOB!

23-Sep-2011 00:57:18 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:22:35 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 15!
-= Tears of guthix cave =-
Ultra noob: This is a very dark cave!
Person: Here have this lantern.
Ultra noob: Thanks. Hey wait a minute! Your the snitch that got the police on me!
Person: Your Ultra noob!
Ultra noob: Well duh!
Person:

Ultra noob: What lantern is that?
Person: Saphire lantern.
Ultra noob: Let me totch it!
Person? No? Wha-what are you doing dont that! ARGH!
Ultra noob smashed the glass and the flames blew up with the gas.
KABOOM!
Person: You noob! (Died)
Ultra noob: Ooo. The light turns blue when I put the saphire in! I wonder what this cave leads to?
Ultra noob goes though the cave.
Snake: Tell me a story!
Ultra noob: Why should I?
Snake: Just tell me a story!
Ultra noob: Ok this is a story of the three noobs.
5 hours later...
Ultra noob: And then the 3 noobs found newbielocks then anoyed her so much that she killed herself.
Snake: That was the worst story I ever heard! But I have no choise but to leave you in the cave.
Ultra noob: I rather have cheese.
Snake: What the?...
Jagex mod: You say that almost every chapter! And your not even a member! Your shouldent be here so..To lumbridge for you!
Ultra noob: CHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! Erm...I mean NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

23-Sep-2011 00:57:19 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:22:59 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 16!
-= The noob off =-
Host: Ladies and Gentelmen! Come and see all the noobs anoying each other and might even kill them selfs!
Person: Oh sweet! Noobs killing each other its a runescape players life long dream!
Ultra noob: Hmm? Ill enter!
Host: Ok fellow noobs are you ready to noob each other out!
Noobs: Yes!
Ultra noob: Ultra yes!
Noob 1: Look jagex blocks your pass look! noobyzrule
Everyone: Thanks for your acount!
Noob 1: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Noob 2: Free membership 100mil each!
Noob 3: Selling bronze daggers 1mil each!
Crowd: Haha! Look at the noobs go!
Ultra noob: GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF!
Noobs: So anoying ARGH!
Crowd: AARGH!(They all kill them self's)
Host: Im never hosting a noob off ever again! (Jumps thoguh a window)
Ultra noob: What are you noobs doing!? Your supost to bowing down to me not killing your selfs!
Noobs: Yes master!
Ultra noob: You will bow down to the noob of noobs!
Noobs: Yes master!
Ultra noob: And now you will get me some cheese!
Noobs: Cheese?
Ultra noob: Dont make me ask for free stuff!
Noobs: OK OK!

23-Sep-2011 00:57:21 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:23:24 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 17!
-= King black dragon 2 =-
Ultra noob pays another visit to King black dragons lier.
King black dragon: Not you again!
Ultra noob: Shut down!
King black dragon: What?
Ultra noob: What?
King black dragon: What?
Ultra noob: You said what first so I said what?
King black dragon: Have you gotton even more stupider than before?
Ultra noob: Yes. You you got a problem with that?
King black dragon: Wernt you lvl 80?
Ultra noob: Yeah jagex staff made me be a lvl 3 forever for being a noob.
King black dragon: Ooooooooh!
Ultra noob: Wanna be my pet?
King black dragon: Wh-What?
Ultra noob: We can play fetch and everything!
King black dragon: Do you do walkies?
Ultra noob: Yep.
King black dragon: Deal!
Ultra noob: Lets go anoy people!
King black dragon: Ok!
Ultra noob: I will teech you to be a noob!
King black dragon: Erm? Ok...
Ultra noob and King black dragon goes to varrock.
Noob busters: Atlast we have found you!
Ultra noob: Get em boy!
King black dragon: ROAR!
Noob busters: EEK! (Girl screem)
Ultra noob: Good job boy! Here have some cheese!
King black dragon: Yuk!
Ultra noob: I dident hear that right?
King black dragon: Erm? Ok...

23-Sep-2011 00:57:21 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:23:56 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 18!
-= The rivel =-
Ultra noob: All noobs bow down to the noob of noobs!
Choob: All noobs bow down to me the choob of noobs!
Ultra noob: You think your noobyer than me?
Choob: Well duh mr so called noob of noobs
Ultra noob: If you think your a bigger noob than me then proove it!
Choob: Ok. Oi You!
Person: What?
Choob: Give me free stuff or Ill quit runescape!
Person: What the?
Choob: PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ!
Person: ARGH SHUT UP! (Runs away)
Ultra noob: You call that asking for free stuff? Watch this! OI EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!
Everyone: What?
Ultra noob: GIVE ME SOME FREE STUFF GIVE ME SOME FR!.. (Everyone runs away before they kill themselfs)
Choob: You may have beaten me this time but Ill be back!
Ultra noob: Ok. Just go away now.
Choob: Make me!
Ultra noob: Get him boy!
King black dragon: ROAR!
Choob: EEK! (Runs away)
Ultra noob: Pesants these days...

23-Sep-2011 00:57:22 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:24:26 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 19!
-= Ultra noob meets Nooblet =-
Nooblet: So this is Ultra noobs story. Waaaaaaoooow!
Dead Devil05: What are you doing in my noob story!
Nooblet: Oh Zezima Jp sent me here to see whos the noobyest out of Ultra noob and me.
Dead Devil05: Ok fine...You can stay for a bit...
Nooblet: Yay!
Ultra noob: So you want to see whos the noobiest?
Nooblet: Yep.
Ultra noob: Go on then do your worst.
Nooblet: HEY, HEY, HEY!!!!
ITS NOOBLET, ITS NOOBLET,ITS NOOBLET
THE ONE WIIH THE COOL GLASSES AND THE COOL CAPE
THE ONE THA CAN EAT MOE CAKES
OW,OW,OW
C'MON C'MON
ITS NOOBLET
HEEY!!!
Ultra noob: Not bad. 8 out of 10.
Nooblet: 8 out of 10!
Ultra noob: Hey. The noob of noobs dont get impresed easy.
King black dragon: Should I scare him off?
Ultra noob: Na. I like this guy. Go back to your liar.
King black dragon: Ok.
Nooblet: Well since you are the noob of noobs teech me how to be even noobyer that will turn that 8 into a 10!
Ultra noob: Ok. To the dentist!
Ultra noob and Nooblet go to the dentist.
Nooblet: Are you sure we wont get in troble with the dentist?
Ultra noob: Oh no! He killed himself because I anoyed him to death.
Nooblet: Oooo.
Ultra noob: Try these.
Ultra noob gives Nooblet Extra noob teeth.
Ultra noob: Well they are not as good as my teeth but it will turn that 8 into a 10.
Nooblet: WOOHOO! Now im as nooby as you!
Ultra noob: Oh no no one is more nooby than me!
Nooblet: But if im 10 out of 10? What does that make you?
Ultra noob: My noobyness is off the chart!
Nooblet: Ah!
Dead Devil05: Ok nooblet you can go back to your own story now.
Nooblet: NOOOOOOOOO!
Dead Devil05 kicks Nooblet back to his own story.

23-Sep-2011 00:57:23 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 14:24:51 by Dead Devil05

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