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NewLuvStory
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NewLuvStory

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Hello! Welcome to the Noob chronicles remake. This is the
second thread to the great, funny, Noob Chronicles! This one will have the same chapters from the previous thread, more reserved spaces, chapters, characters, and all around stupidity! I hope you enjoy the story! also, please do not post until I have finished with the reserved spaces, thank you.
I dedicate this story to the full ultimate noob adventures story, where I was inspired to make this story.
"Noob Chronic" is the clan chat for this story.
Scottslayer7, a former runescaper and fellow forumer, is now honored by the Noob Chronicles!
*National Anthem*
Alright lets cut the c--p and get back to the story :P hi

03-Feb-2008 23:52:26 - Last edited on 09-Sep-2009 01:37:26 by NewLuvStory

NewLuvStory
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NewLuvStory

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The fan list:
Dezzertking
king josh36 ( 1st fan from the 1st thread! )
Sunnyflash88 ( good friend :) )
Atix67 ( creater of the evil guy, Atix )
Eclair777 ( creater of Eclair )
hunterg1996 ( yes, i put you here, lol )
fredfred***4 - FORMER grand bumper of the NC
Sententa
Dark mast180 -teh lord of teh lobsters XD
Zadrok -El presidente! ^_^ Forest fore -teh awesome judge of teh noob chronicles :) Jamesy boy9
123x*z8 - kicked off Fred's bumping record.
scottslayer - inspired character scott, on and off member
jonah915
maripooper
darkfang548-great friend
mucus96
senmonka
gcfreak4
niceman199 - inspired character Nice.
coolkid860 - old clan member and(EDIT:Awesomes* awesome of all greatness and awesomeness..) friend :P Killer546213 -scares me a bit O_o inspired Killer
Readskate - ^_^ <3 inspired Read
zolo ze kage - meh :P Inspired Zolo
I am bob yo1 - the awesome movie maker :P Ekalb1000100 - the new fan.
Shadowx811 - the guy who uses to many commas.
OneKingD0wn - This story apparently caught his eye. O_O
JulyIsEpic - The Epic Month. hi

03-Feb-2008 23:53:03 - Last edited on 08-Jan-2010 02:44:01 by NewLuvStory

NewLuvStory
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NewLuvStory

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Characters list:
Rekko
TIG
VGC
Blaze
dezzer
Eclair
Atix
Torok
Batman
mage
guards
Sunny
Bob the kalphite
pikkupst*x
seer
survival tutor
scammer
regirox ( new atix )
Darkshed ( nyrthghar the cruel )
Drizzen, the 2nd ultimate noob
Darkstorm, Dezzer's cousin.
Burthorpe guard
archer 1
archer 2
choob
choob judge
Guthix
Bandos
Death / Xp
CHOOBINATOR
Darkfang
Duke of lumbridge
Bob(only chapter 30)
Nice
Syr*hghar
Killer the Froob
Scott the Slayer from the 7th land of Runescape
Readskate
Zolo
Church
Mage Dude
level 107
Jagex Mod
Mod 1
MOD
Rabbit
Fred hi

03-Feb-2008 23:56:21 - Last edited on 06-Dec-2009 01:20:07 by NewLuvStory

NewLuvStory
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The Chapter list so far:
1:The beginning of the noob
2:Lumbridge
3:Lumbridge to Varrock
4:Varrock
5: a new friend
6: Falador
7: Falador to Taverly
8:Camelot
9: Friend or Enemy?
10: Enemy
11: To varrock!
12: Revealed!
13: Summoning
14: Help arrives
15: The End..?
16: its back!
17: port sarim
18: OMG!
19: bad memories
M1: The beginning
M2: the plan in action
M3: the final battle
20: the training cut short
21: battle on the lava.
22: the fish fight.
23: the games knecklace
24: Burthorpe
25: burthorpe Idol gone wrong
26: 2 new enemies, all the same stupidity
27: New Choob City
28: the escape
29: the meet up
30: special behind the scenes interuption
31: the secrets revealed
32: killer the Froob
33: Scott the Slayer From the 7th Land of Runescape
34: Will the Noob Chronicles ever be the same?
35: Torok's Replacement
36: darkstorm's bad side
37: the wall
38: nice vs Killer
39: readskate vs choobinator
40: the most suprising KO
41: going down
42 part 1: Noob makes his move
42 part 2: The Vid
43: ugly green monster
44: Torok and the Jagex Layer
45: New world order
46: Negotiations
47: Golden Crowns and Furry Evil
49: The 2nd to last chapter
50: The end of v2. hi

03-Feb-2008 23:58:48 - Last edited on 06-Dec-2009 01:23:46 by NewLuvStory

NewLuvStory
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Tutorial Island Guide: Welcome to tutorial Island!
Ultimate Noob: wha..? where..?
TIG: tutorial island..
Ultimate Noob: what is a tutorial Island..?
TIG: HERE!!!
Ultimate Noob: oh.. where is here..?
TIG: TUTORIAL ISL.. you know what, get out.
Ultimate Noob: How..?
TIG: * throws the Ultimate Noob out through the window.*
The Ultimate Noob walks on, to the survival tutor..
Survival tutor: welcome, noob.
Ultimate Noob: what is a noob..?
Survival Tutor: man your dumb.. take this axe, and this tinderbox, and light a fire..
Ultimate Noob: that'll be easy! * lights a match and sets survival tutor on fire*
Survival Tutor: you Noob!! the fire will spread, and tutorial island will burn to the ground! aaaaaaaahhh!!!!!
Ultimate Noob: *confused from many words* what are you talking about, you haven't told me how to set a fire!
Survival Tutor( whats left of em) : noooooooooooob!!!
Ultimate Noob: what is a noob!?!
The Ultimate Noob went on to the rest of tutorial island, that wasnt being burned...
No one post until I have finished with the reserved spaces for other posts in the chronicles. hi

03-Feb-2008 23:59:54 - Last edited on 04-Feb-2008 00:04:56 by NewLuvStory

NewLuvStory
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2: Lumbridge
as the Ultimate Noob walked, he came to find a wizard.
Ultimate Noob: Hey old guy with blue robes, can you help me..?
magic tutor: why sure I..wait.. your the noob who burned tutorial island!
Ultimate Noob: What is a noob?!
magic tutor: YOU!!! now, I will teleport you to Lumbridge so you wont destroy the island anymore!
Ultimate Noob: WAIT!
magic tutor: what!
Ultimate Noob: I want a new name.
magic tutor: *sigh* fine..
Ultimate Noob: a name that will frighten all.
magic tutor: yes..?
Ultimate Noob: a name that is awesome..
magic tutor: get on with it!!
Ultimate Noob: Joe.
magic tutor: *-.-...*
Ultimate Noob: oh fine, Rekko..?
magic tutor: good, now I banish you from here!
BOOM! Rekko was gone.. but now who will suffer his stupidity..?
Rekko appeared in Lumbridge, still as noobyish as ever.
Rekko: wow, a castle! and the Lum Bridge! like the old guy said so!
Random player: its Lumbridge, not the Lum Bridge..
Rekko: who is you..?
Random player: Me..? I'm Dezzer..
Rekko: Woo! my first friend!
Dezzer: Uh..I don't even know you O.o
High level: Give me your cash, noobs.
Dezzer: why should we..?
Rekko: alright here you go.
* Rekko gives the high level a shoe*
high level: this is a shoe, noob..
Dezzer: ~This guy really doesn't know much ~
Rekko: what is a noob!?
High level: aah, its not worth it, heres your shoe.
* high level gives Rekko his shoe*
Rekko: Why did you give me this..?!
* Rekko throws shoe at high level player's head*
Dezzer: oh jeez..
What will happen next!?! check out next chapter to find out! hi

03-Feb-2008 23:59:54 - Last edited on 04-Feb-2008 00:05:21 by NewLuvStory

NewLuvStory
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NewLuvStory

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3: Lumbridge to Varrock
high level: your dead noob..
The high level tries to attack Rekko with his whip.
Dezzer: not so fast! *about to use water wave*
The high level stopped, and retreated screaming because Rekko's Noob talk was annoying him so much, his head was about to explode.
Rekko: we showed him!
Dezzer: You meant to do that?
Rekko: Do what..?
Dezzer: never mind..
Rekko: Well, looks like ill take my shoe..
Dezzer: I thought you didn't want your shoe.
Rekko: What shoe?
Dezzer: man, you don't know anything! How in Runescape was such a Noob created?!
Rekko: you still haven't told me what a noob is..
Dezzer: When did I say I would tell you..?
Rekko: back on tutorial island.
Dezzer: I WAS NOT WITH YO-
TIG: you burned my island!
*Dezzer stares at Rekko*
Rekko: its not my fault the survival tutor was burned..
TIG: but you threw a lit match on the survival tutor!
Rekko: what I don't remember never happened..
*Rekko shoots an arrow at the TIG*
Dezzer: what in the name of guthix did you do that for!?
Rekko: what I don't remember never happened, and I don't remember what just happened.
Dezzer: then how do you remember that what you didn't remember just happened!?
Rekko: Wha..? o.O
Dezzer: your hopeless
Dezzer walked away, while Rekko followed him, all the way to varrock..

Rekko: hey! Fish!
*Rekko ran off*
Dezzer: man that guy can run fast..
Scammer: selling pike, 100k!
Rekko: ill take your best fish please!
Scammer: good! Good! now, would you like some pike..?
Rekko: well, 1st I want to inspect this stall of fish..
Scammer: its fish, dude..
Will Rekko, still as dumb as ever, buy a worthless fish for 100k..? ( he'd probably give the scammer his shoe again) wait for chapter 4 and find out! hi

03-Feb-2008 23:59:55 - Last edited on 04-Feb-2008 00:06:33 by NewLuvStory

NewLuvStory
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4: varrock.
Rekko:I know its fish! hmmmmm......
scammer: hmmm wat?
Rekko: this fish looks green..
scammer: they're all green!!!
Rekko: dont raise your tone with me mister!
scammer: GO AWAY!
rekko: fine! *takes fish from stall and throws it in scammers face*
Rekko: uh..bye.
*rekko bolted off*
scammer: NOOB!!!!!!!!!!
meanwhile..
Dezzer: hmm..ill take those 10 sharks..and ill ta-
Rekko: HI DEZZER!
Dezzer: oh..its you
Varrock guard captain: halt!
dezzer: wha..?
Rekko: you have funny hair! hahaha!
VGC: i dont have any hair..Noob.
Dezzer: stop messing around, Rekko 0.0
Rekko: how come you dont have any hair..?
VGC: im not going to answer that -.-
Rekko: fine! *throws a pike at the VGC's face*
Dezzer: where in the name of guthix did you get that fish from!?
Rekko: I dont have any fish..
Dezzer: You just threw a..! *sigh* it isnt worth explaining.
VGC: prepare the army!
Thousands of guards prepare to take down rekko.
Rekko: T think not! * uses Dezzer as a shield for arrows*
Dezzer: ow! jeez! ooww!!!!
look for the next chapter! still accepting characters! hi

03-Feb-2008 23:59:55 - Last edited on 04-Feb-2008 00:07:10 by NewLuvStory

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