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22: The Fish fight.
Torok: cmon! I just bought that! come on man!
Nyrthghar: mwahahahahahahaha!
Sunny: how did Torok get a car..
Rekko: dunnoz Dezzer: who thinks this situation is completly pointless..?
Regirox: me. but lets just back away from it and say it never happened. Eclair: but Nyrthghar must be stopped!
Regirox gets into a bed.
Regirox: *yawn* wake me up when you do that.
Sunny: -.-
Nyrthghar:I shall defeat you with my..fish 2h!
Dezzer: you got to be kidding..
Rekko: not so fast! I shall defeat you with my..fish saber!
a rock platform rises from the lava, with Rekko and nyrthghar on it.
*dramatic star wars music begins to play*
Torok: gahh!! I hate star wars!
everyone but Torok has extremely large earplugs.
Torok: hey!!!
Eclair: what..? cant hear you, we have EARPLUGS.
the fish clashed and smashed, but in the end, the noob won against the choob.
Rekko: ahah! *slaps nyrthghar with a fish*
Nyrthghar: no! I have been defeated! but i have not lost yet! I summon my army of.. CHOOBS!
sunny: no! the only thing that is powerful as a noob! Regirox pokes Sunny and Torok in the back of the head with a broom.
Regirox: keep it down! im trying to sleep!
Dezzer pushes Regirox out of the bed into the boiling lava.
Regirox: omehgawd! :@
suddenly, a dark cloud came above runescape. millions of choobs rained a*** the towns. it wouldnt be long before there were choobs asking questions on how to put on their own armor.
Dezzer: you evil fiend! ~did i really say that..? ~
Me: yes you did..because I made you. Nyrthghar vanished into dust.
Suddenly, a heroic figure apeared from the sky. it was Dezzer's cousin Darkstorm!
Dezzer: darkstorm..?!
Darkstorm: hello Dezzer, we must go to Burthorpe. its the only place we are safe from the choobs.
Rekko: off to Burthorpe!
Eclair: Owch! stop pointing in random directions rekko! you pointed your finger in my eye!
Wait for the next chapter for the journey to the burthorpe castle! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:17:12 - Last edited on 21-Mar-2008 19:32:51 by NewLuvStory

04-Feb-2008 00:17:24 - Last edited on 28-Mar-2008 16:57:12 by NewLuvStory

24: Burthorpe
Rekko: we finnally made it!
Dezzer: yep..
Darkstorm: this way, quickly!
the group ran into the castle and sealed off the door, blocking the choobs ( the choobs are kinda like zombies)
Burthorpe guard: sir! the choobs are breaking in from a hole in the west wall!
Darkstorm: what..?! how..?
Burthorpe guard: well, if you remember last fourth of july..
(flashback)
Darkstorm: hey, thats not an approved explosive! hey! sto-
BOOOOOOM!
(back to normal time)
Darkstorm: oh yeah..that hole Sunny: what are we going to do..?
eclair: yeah, we cant take on choobs!
Rekko: I can! I got a fishing cape! watch!
Rekko shows the cape to a choob.
Choob: omg omg omg how you get it plox gimme plz I buy ack! dead.
Rekko: see..? he died from rapid chatting syndrome. also known as speaking to much so he wouldnt be able to breathe. Torok:the Choobs are climbing over the front wall!
Darkstorm: how..? we have archers..! what are they doing..?!
Archer 1: do you mind..? we're playing blackjack.
Archer 2: please leave us alone, im getting rich off this guy!
Archer 1: shut it.
archer 2: you shut it.
Regirox: your archers are absolute idiots..
Rekko: dont worry, i'll use the cape!
Rekko takes out a huge rocket launcher and destroys about 30 choobs.
Eclair: how is that the cape..?!
Rekko: it is the C.A.P.E.
Crazy
Awesome
Pwner
Envention.
Dezzer: thats not how you spell invention..
Rekko: so..?
Dezzer: well thats just bad spel-
Rekko: what u call me..?
Dezzer: wha-
Rekko: u stink. Dezzer: I didnt do anything.. Rekko: yes you did! Dezzer: what did I do..?
Rekko: you ate my rice crispies..!
Dezzer: what..?
Me: this is getting pointless so I must end this chapter..
also, please ignore the post interfereing with the story. the post is below
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04-Feb-2008 00:17:25 - Last edited on 28-Mar-2008 20:08:39 by NewLuvStory

25: Burthorpe Idol gone wrong
Torok: what are the choobs doing..?
Sunny: it looks like as if their creating something like american idol..but its burthorpe idol..
Regirox: oh no! so many people are addicted to that show in real life, they'l be having people come from all over! we gotta stop em!
Rekko: im gonna join! Dezzer: what..?!
Darkstorm: its brainwashing for guthix sake!
Rekko: im gonna be a star! *sparkle in eyes*
later in the large building made of plywood and glue..
Rekko: is this where I sign in..?
Choob Judge: no, this is where you sing..so sing.
The group snuck into the preformance room to hear Rekko sing.
Rekko: i'm gonna be singing Bleed it out by linkin park.
*ezzer: oh dear guthix..
Rekko: hear we go for the hundrith time!
Dezzer: guthix kill me now..
Rekko: hand grenade pins and every line!
Dezzer: please dear guthix kill me now! my ears are burning!
a beam lazer appears from the sky pointing at Dezzer's head.
up in the sky..
Guthix has a aimed sniper rifle.
Guthix: alright then..
Guthix's cell tone rings.
Guthix: darn! I hate Bandos calling me up all the time to fix his frinking computer!
Bandos: Guthix! get your green but over here and fix my laptop! I wanna play Runescape!
Guthix: gonna have to call in Death for this one..
back on Burthorpe..
Dezzer: darn it! why hasn't he shown up yet..?
Death: okay, so how do you want this, slow and painful or fast and less painful, cause I got a busy schedule and theres an old man that just collapsed and I need to make this quick. ah jeez is this a coffee stain..? I gotta get this off hold on a sec.
Dezzer: uh..was that the grim reaper..or his mother..? I couldnt tell the difference..
this chapter was good..hope you enjoyed!
next chapter ***in up soon! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:38:01 - Last edited on 28-Mar-2008 20:33:41 by NewLuvStory

26: 2 new ememies, all the same stupidity
Rekko: did I win..?
Judge: no, you lost.
Torok: how could he lose..? he's the only one that entered!
Judge: cause he didnt sing in 1337!
Rekko: how could I have sung a song 741 years ago..?
Sunny: not the year 1337, Leet!
Dezzer: has anyone noticed that everyone's name so far in this chapter was perfectly alined..?
Eclair: gah! you messed it up! why do you think I wasnt talking..?
Regirox: you killed it Dezzer! KILLED IT.
Choobinator: raahh. I am da almighty CHOOBINATOR.
Torok: your terminator accent is terrible. Choobinator: I live to protect da CHOOBS.
Sunny: I live to stop people from using caps all the time!
Sunny takes a fragment grenade and chucks it at the choobinator.
Regirox: hit the deck!
CHOOBINATOR: NOO! HA! i'M TYPING IN CAPS! TAKE THAT!
Rekko: well, you forgot one of your "I".
CHOOBINATOR: No! I have failed darkfa-*dies*
Dezzer: what was he about to say..?
Rekko: was probly gonna say yo momma to you Dezzer. everyone but dezzer: oooooooh burn!
Darkfang: fools!
Darkstorm: you!
Eclair: who's that..?
Darkstorm: its the great bounty hunter of the eastern region of runescape, Darkfang.
Darkfang: thats right, and I've been paid big money to take the Burthorpe army down and capture the legendary noob, and his party hat powers.
Rekko: You'll never take me alive!
Rekko jumps out a window that lands onto the smae floor of ground that he was on already.
Sunny: you realize that there was absolutly no point in doing that.
Rekko: nope Darkstorm: we must defeat him!
Torok: can't it wait..? I got a dentist appointment in 20 minutes.
Darkstorm: too bad. it got destroyed by Sunny in the early chapters(flashback of sunny destroying fally).
Torok: nooo!
Darkfang: stop this nonsence! die!
Darkfang took his large killer two hand sword and slashed at Dezzer and Sunny.
Regirox: he killed Dezzer and Sunny!
What will happen next..? see the next chapter to find out! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:39:54 - Last edited on 09-Apr-2008 04:08:46 by NewLuvStory

27: New Choob City
Rekko: they seem dead..
Regirox: do some tests for signs of life!
Torok: do you see a light..?
Eclair: can you speak..?
Darkstorm: can you see..?
Rekko: how many fingers am I holding up..?
Death: *sigh* this guy again..and..Sunny Flash.. okay, better deliver these people to falador.
Dezzer and Sunny were sent to Falador castle, and to find a huge suprise.
Sunny: this isnt Falador.
Dezzer: its new choob city!
Sunny: I cant beleive this happened!
Dezzer: I cant beleive the word Choob is being used in every frinking chapter!
Death: I cant beleive its not butter!
Sunny and Dezzer stare at Death blankly.
Death: what..you can not tell me you didnt see that coming.
Dezzer: we gotta get out of here, we're on the wanted list.
see!
poster says:
WANTED
The Burthorpe army commanders
Pay big reward-
5,000 gp!
Back to chapter:
Dezzer: Darkfang must be scammed because I could get 5k in 10 seconds.
Sunny: oh yeah..? I'll time you.
Dezzer quickly runs to the bank and comes back with 5k in under 10 seconds.
Dezzer: you never said how I had to get the 5k. Sunny: maybe death here can help us get out of here.
Death: ugh..my name is not death!
Dezzer: than what is it..?
Death: my name is Xp..I was hired for the job of Death after the real Death was found to be an overeacting emo teenager and went into a permanent coma after overeacting about a coffee stain.
Sunny: wow.
Dezzer: heh, I beleive I've met the emo death.
Xp: anyways, I officially quit today just to get the sife. its really cool.
Xp takes off his hood.
Dezzer: oh my god your face is hidious!
Xp: good thing this is a mask or I would've killed you here and now.
Xp takes off the skeliton mask.
Dezzer: Oh my god its worse than before!

keep reading for the next chapter! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:39:55 - Last edited on 09-Apr-2008 04:29:18 by NewLuvStory

Chapter 28: The escape
Xp starts to swing his sife rapidly in many directions.
Sunny: xp! Dezzer! stop fighting or I'll slam you both so hard you'll wish you never made an account!
Dezzer: how..? you have 10 combat levels lower than me, and Xp has the power of Death for guthix sake.
Sunny: wish you hadn't noticed. Xp: anyways, Falador was recently taken over and turned into New Choob City. The Choobs took all over the free world area, and members are having a hard time keeping the choobs from spamming the system to get through the member/free world borders.
Sunny: this could be a problem..
Xp: It already is one. This entire story has been a problem from the beginning. I'd kill the author but im just a fictional character is a noob story.
Dezzer: what on Runescape are you talking about? this is Runescape! I've never heard of such thing! or the forums!
Xp: I never mentioned the forums.
Dezzer: er..ah jeez, why did I even try to fool you..? Sunny: stop messing around! we gotta get out of here!
Xp: there is only one way out of here, and that is through the North and South gates, plus that hole in the wall that the dwarf's caused when they tried to figure out how the cannon's worked. Dezzer: the gates are guarded. plus the hole is sealed up with cardboard and glue.
Sunny: apparently the choobs are less cheap than the Falador community.
Xp: no, its just that Choobs are addicted to cardboard. they eat it. they sleep with it. they..go to the restroom with it. They are ADDICTED.
Sunny: hmm..I have a plan to use the cardboard against them, but I'll wait 5 more chapters to use it for a suspensful chapter.
Dezzer and Xp: Xp: alright, we'll have to use my telliportation vehicle.
Sunny: its..
Dezzer: oh my guthix its a Helicopter!
Xp: no, thats mr. president's vehicle. NEXT to it.
Sunny: a red Jeep with the back seat torn out and duct tape holding the front doors..?
Xp: yup Dezzer: Lets go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
next chapter coming soon. hi

04-Feb-2008 00:39:55 - Last edited on 21-Apr-2008 04:38:51 by NewLuvStory

Chapter 29: The meet up
Sunny, Dezzer, and the new member, Xp, drove in the gas coughing car on their way to Lumbridge.
Dezzer: are we there yet..?
Xp: no.
Dezzer: how about now..?
xp: no..
Sunny and Dezzer: how about now..?
Xp: for the love of Guthix no!
Sunny: Dezzer: Xp! pay attention to the road!
Xp: wha- CRASH!
Dezzer: well, atleast we made it..
Sunny: yeah, but we drove right into the bathroom of lumbridge castle.
Duke of lumbridge taking shower: do you mind!?
Later, back with the others..
Rekko: we gotta get out of here! ultimate home teleport!
the telleport stretches out to the borders of the castle.
Darkstorm: Rekko, I dont think thats a good idea.
Eclair: yeah, this is a bit dangerous..
Torok: yeah i agree with- hey..wheres Regirox..?
Regirox: ugh..
Darkstorm: oh no! regirox is hurt! and hes outside the borders of the telleport!
Eclair: hurry regirox!
Regirox: go on without me!
Darkfang: your finished, regirox! Atix wont be here to save you now!
Rekko: wait.. but regirox is Atix!
Darkfang: you know so little..Atix is a god who blessed Regirox! Atix is the semi god who is the subbordinate of Zammorak.
Eclair: regirox! come on!
and they telleported away to lumbridge, leaving the fight behind, along with Regirox with it.
Suddenly, the Burthorpe castle crumbled the lumbridge castle, and replaced it.
Xp: holy guthix! its Burthorpe castle!
Rekko: haha! its Dezzer! hes level 105 and still gets telleported to Lumbridge!
Dezzer: well, you hve all the emotes, and you dont even know where the emote pannel is -.-
Torok: he got you there, Rekko. Sunny: hows it going Eclair..?
Eclair: Regirox got left behind!
Rekko: and so did my lunch! I was having top ramen for guthix sake! I LOVE TOP RAMEN.
Darkstorm looks to his left and see's rekko, then backs up numerous steps.
Back at the Burthorpe Battlefield..
Darkfang: get up, Regirox.
Regirox: yes, master.
Drizzen: lets go..Nyrthghar awaits us..
Darkfang:yes milord hi

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30: Behind the scenes mid inturruption
Dezzertking: Hello, and welcome to the behind the scenes chapter of the noob chronicles. In this chapter, we will interview the main characters and some sub characters. Enjoy!
First interview: Rekko
Bob: Hello, im Bob, the person who is interviewing stuff. my name would've been interviewer, but Dezzertking doesnt feel like typing that much because he is lazy and-
Dezzertking: hey! thats not in your script! *slaps bob in the head*
Bob: oh, sorry, anyways. Rekko, how do you like your job as the character in the NC?
Rekko: well, I was suprised at first when I had gotten the role, but, its very fun and..is that chocolate..?
Bob: uh, yes, it is.
Rekko: I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
MUNCH! owch!!
Bob: oh, sorry, those are rocks painted to look like chocolate. anyways, lets move on to the next interview.
Second: Dezzer and Sunny
Bob: Hello, Dezzer, Sunny. heres your first question:
How do you like working with the other main characters in the NC?
Dezzer: its okay, except the fact that every time Rekko brings out the stinky fishes Torok pukes somewhere on my armor..and that Rekko is an insane noob..and that Sunny always hits people with some sort of weapon when we insult her in publicity like I am right now and im about to get hit in the head arn't I?
Sunny: yep. *holds barrelchest anchor*
Dezzer: aaaahh!
Bob: well, lets move on to Torok and Eclair.
third: Torok and Eclair
Bob: hello Torok and Eclair, hows it going..? anyways, lets move on to the next question.
Eclair, do you think Torok is disguisting..?
Torok: >.> *looks to left*
Eclair: well, uh.. <.< I think that he.. alright he is disguisting. he likes sushi, and he is disgusted with fish. very confusing! and he throws up on everything! and He ATE DRIZZEN. who is a PERSON!
Torok: starts to cry a bit*
Eclair: uh.. sorry Torok. Torok: waahhahahah! Eclair: uh.. my bad..
Bob: well thats all the time we have! lets thank fred and darkfang for the idea! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:39:56 - Last edited on 02-May-2008 04:24:04 by NewLuvStory