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04-Feb-2008 00:16:04 - Last edited on 04-Feb-2008 00:21:48 by NewLuvStory

chapter 16: Its Back!
In the last chapter, The group went there separate ways. but now..THE CHRONICLES ARE BACK! Lets welcome back the Noob Chronicles!
In Rimmington..
Rekko: hmm..this place is pretty cool 0.0
Dezzer: I guess I'll go to a house party Torok: Gonna go mine some clay!
Sunny: hmm..Gonna work on my construction.
Eclair: *reading*
they 5 friends all apparently met up at the fountain in Rimmington.
Dezzer: Sunny..?
Sunny: Dezzer..?
Torok: Eclair..?
Eclair: Torok..?
Rekko: Batman..?
Everyone but Rekko: Rekko: What..hes right there Batman: danananananananananannaanana..Batman!
Rekko: shut up! *shoots arrow at Batman*
Torok: I cant believe its you guys Dezzer: Yeah, this is awesome! Sunny: haha, Yep Eclair: I didnt think I would see you guys after we beat Atix!
Rekko: me niether. and guess what!
Rekko shows the group a fishing skillcape*
Everyone but Rekko: OMG! Torok: you got a skillcape..?!
Dezzer: and its a fishing cape!
Sunny: It's not that hard to beilieve when he has the power to control fish. Eclair: true.
Sunny: So what have you been doing all this time, Dezzer..?
Dezzer: many things..mostly mini games Torok: I've been training myself to stop barfing whenever I see someone eating a moldy fish. Eclair: lol
Rekko: that reminds me! *eats a moldy fish lasting from the 1st chapter*
Torok: hahaha! that wont work on- *barf*
Dezzer: Torok! darn it! watch where your upchucking! you barfed on my dragon boots!
Sunny: hey, we should travel together again!
Rekko: Yeah!
Eclair: Lets go!
Dezzer: woo!
Torok: *Barf*
everyone but Torok: Torok: Sorry..
The chronicles are back, but what will appose the noob chronicles crew this time..? hi

04-Feb-2008 00:16:05 - Last edited on 04-Feb-2008 00:39:32 by NewLuvStory

chapter 17: port Sarim
in the last chapter, the group met up in rimmington, Torok upchucked numerous times, and Batman was killed by Rekko.
The group is now in port sarim, and there is someone new to their journey..

Rekko: wow..a port! there must be fish in here!
Torok: dont say fish..ever again..
Dezzer backs away from torok slowly to avoid being upchukced on.
Sunny: what is Rekko doing..?
Eclair: I dont know..Rekko, what are you doing..?
Rekko stares into the water.
stares..
stares..
Rekko: oh my god im drowning!
Rekko jumps into the water.
Dezzer: Idiot..
Regirox: He does that a lot Sunny: who are you..?
Regirox: im Rekko's friend..We fished together Torok: nice to meet you.
Regirox: yea, you too, 1 sec.
Regirox holds out a fishing pole and drags Rekko out of the water.
Eclair: Rekko! that was your reflection on the water, you were not drowning.. Rekko spurts water in Eclairs face.
Eclair goes crazy trying to kill Rekko but Torok and Sunny hold Eclair back.
Rekko: sorry eclair, I was aiming for Dezzer.
rekko spurts water at Dezzer's face.
Dezzer goes crazy and attempts to kill Rekko but Eclair and Sunny hold him back.
Sunny: knock it off!!!
Torok: Yea!
Regirox: Rekko, are these the people you have been talking about while fishing..?
Rekko: no, that was Linkin Park, but these people are my friends from chapters 1-16.
Regirox: Chapters..?
Torok: ignore his stupidity..
Eclair: would you like to join us on our journey, Regirox..?
Regirox: absolutly!
Sunny notices a green mark on Regirox's face.
Sunny: hmm...that looks familiar..
Regirox has joined the group, but what did Sunny notice that was so strange..? the next chapter will reveal it all! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:16:05 - Last edited on 10-Feb-2008 03:28:44 by NewLuvStory

chapter 18: OMG!
In the last chapter, regirox joined the group. the group is now on their wayh to karajama, but...
Torok: Whaddaya mean we got no cash!?!
all of them had deposited their money in the bank before going to port sarim.
Rekko: I have an idea!
rekko claped.
6 sea turtles appeared by the port.
Eclair, sunny, dezzer and Torok: Eclair: you aren't suprised by this, regirox..?
Regirox: ...Not really.. Dezzer: let me guess..we going to ride them..?
Rekko: of course not! they're to small! the turtles are the bait for the SHARKS we're gonna be riding! Sunny: haha.
Torok: the turtles!
6 sharks: *burp*
Regirox: Rekko: lets ride!
Dezzer: your pointing in the opposite direction..AWAY from the port.. Eclair: and I thought Rekko had lost his stupidity for a second..summoning all these turtles and stuff.. Torok: I agree.
Sunny and regirox: yeah
they all get on the sharks and ride to karajama.
Sunny: hmm...I know that green mark from somewhere......
when they got to the island, they had an unsuspected suprise.
Blaze: mwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!
Sunny: its you! OMG!
Dezzer: who're you!?
Sunny: this is the guy who I blasted and killed long ago in falador!
Blaze: and now you shall perish!
Regirox: hmm..
Regirox stepped in front of the group to fight blaze.
Blaze: way to step up to your death, fool!
What is regirox doing..?! we'll find out in the next chapter! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:16:05 - Last edited on 12-Feb-2008 04:01:37 by NewLuvStory

chapter 19: bad memories
In the last chapter, the group met up with an old foe, Blaze. Regirox stepped in to fight, but will he be enough to defeat this powerful enemy..?
Blaze: your doomed!
Blaze took his great axe and slammed it at regirox, it missed and plummeted to the ground.
Regirox: heh..
A black aura formed around regirox. a black godsword formed in his hands..It was Atix!
Sunny: ~thats what I remembered the green mark from! when Rekko hit Atix with the fish! Regirox is Atix!~
atix: nyrthghar~sarith!
Atix moved his arm upward.
the wind swirled into his palm.
a red, powerful amount of energy formed in his hands.
Atix: heh..
Atix lunged forward and struck him with a fist if fire like energy. Blaze flew back through several banana trees, and died.
Atix went back to the form of regirox.
Torok: regi..regirox is..
Eclair: regirox is atix!
regirox: I am no longer under that name! And I no longer have such power when I was "Atix".
Dezzer: What do you mean by that?!
Rekko: yea! *starts trying to kill a monkey near-by*
Sunny: Regirox: its a long story..
Torok: we got all the time in the world to listen..
Regirox: alright then..I'll just start from the beginning..
In the next chapter, there is going to be..a mini series! 3 chapters will be taken up to form Regirox's story. Get ready..for at the end of the mini series, the noob chronicles could be changed completely.. get ready for the mini series of.. "the realm of no light". hi

04-Feb-2008 00:16:06 - Last edited on 12-Feb-2008 04:52:20 by NewLuvStory

the mini series of the realm of no light begins after this small prolouge.
the 6 people sat at a campfire in karajama..
Regirox: I should begin at when I was taken into the sealed realm..I later found out that this place was called the realm of no light..
The realm of no light, part 1-the beginning
I found myself at what appeared to be the exact opposite of Varrock from runescape..and the realm spoke for itself..there was absolutly no light.it was complete darkness..nothing. the buildings, crumbled, the people, ill, and my power..well..how should I put this..decapacitated..? my power was taken away in the realm. I was a slave in there. the once strong people are sentenced to a torture room..where we have to.. *sigh* answer ultimate noob's questions 24/7.
It was there I met a man named Darkshed..and it was actually here my adventure to getting out of the realm began..
(end of prolouge)
Darkshed:Hello, Atix..
Atix: how do you know my name..?
Darkshed: I know everyone's name..Everyone that has come into the realm of no light..
Atix: hmph...
Darkshed: it's really a pain here, listening to noobs day in and day out, eh..?
Atix: apparently you've never met Rekko..He's the ultimate noob I fought..his friend, Eclair, sealed me inside this place..his noobyness is beyond compare to these fools..
Darkshed: want revenge..?
Atix: excuse me..?
Darkshed went up to atix's face.
Darkshed: I said, do ya want revenge..?
Atix was about to speak but paused for a moment..
Atix: oh my lord! your breath smells terrible! *gives darkshed 20 + breath mints.*
Darkshed: answer my question ya bloody idiot! Atix: ..what can you do about it..? your in here too ya know
Darkshed: Just follow me when its noon, then everything will be explained in due time..
Atix: I swear to guthix dude, your breath smells worse than a thousand kaliphites..
Darkshed: Shut it!
What is Darkshed's plan? and will atix follow it..? see the next part for more information! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:16:06 - Last edited on 12-Feb-2008 04:51:26 by NewLuvStory

The realm of no light, part 2-the plan in action
Darkshed: follow me!
Atix: where are we going..?
Darkshed: You'll see!
At**: fine.. ....is your breath better..?
Darkshed: do ya really wanna expieriment that..?
Atix: im just gonna take that as a no and shut up
They walked for a long time, and reached the river salve..
but to atix's suprise..there was no water..absolutly no water..and there were skelitons on the walls of the chapel!
Atix: this place is terrible..
Darkshed: aint it great..now stop admiring the architecture and pick up the pace!
Atix: your worse than my grandmother..and you SMELL worse than my grandmother..and thats pretty bad Darkshed: I'm very tempted to just rip your nose off..
Atix: gulp!
Darkshed: to avoid being tracked by the realm reapers, your name is now regirox..
Regirox: aight..*puts on noseplug*
Darkshed: *grumble*
Regirox pulls the noseplug off and throws it somewhere randomly..it hits darkshed in the head.
Darkshed turns around to regirox.
regirox: uh..he did it *points to a vampire bat*
Darkshed: just keep moving!
inside the chapel, there were poles inside, that resembled points, which formed altogether a hexagon.
Darkshed: from what I remember, you carry the black sword of nyrthghar spells..?
Regirox: that is correct.
but I tend not to use them as much..
Darkshed gave regirox a stern look.
darkshed: use a nyrthghar opening spell on the hexagonical opening.
Regirox was stunned, but he did as he was told.
Regirox: nyrthghar, imperinal, symnrak!
a swirling vortex turned into a powerful portal to the world of Runescape.
Regirox: yes! I'll be back to get revenge!
Darkshed: no..you will die..
Regirox: wha..what..?!
Darkshed: you shall die..now!
I am not a figure named darkshed..I am nyrthghar! now give me my sword!
Regirox: no..NO!!!! The smell is seeking through my nose!
Nyrthghar:
what will happen?! this is going to be the battle of regirox and the legendary nyrthghar?! find out! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:16:06 - Last edited on 12-Feb-2008 05:20:42 by NewLuvStory

the realm of no light, part 3 - the epic battle
Regirox backed up a few steps, and withdrew his sword in defence.
nyrthghar: you will die, regirox, maybe not now, but you will, you will die of-
regirox: your breath..?
nyrthghar: no, you will die of-
regirox: your body odor..?
nyrthghar: NO! you will die of my control over runescape!
the realm of no light will conquer the realm of runescape!
Regirox: ...your cruel..
regirox throws live grenade at nyrthghar.
nyrthghar: OMG!
how dare you!
Regirox: heheheheheheheh..
BOOOM!
nyrthghar covered in smoke: im *cough* okay..
nyrthghar: you will fall under my wrath! I control the ultimate noob! the 1st one went wrong, but my ultimate noob 2 will destroy you!
regirox: ultimate noob 2..?
nyrthghar: correct! now perish!
nyrthghar looked around.
regirox was in the realm of runescape already.
nyrthghar: I'll get him..come, Drizzen..we have much to do.
drizzen: yes, milord.
nyrthghar: mwahahahahahahahahaha..
(back to the chronicles)
the group besides regirox: Regirox: I do not have my ultimate powers..and we must unite if we are to defeat nyrthghar..please let me travel with you..
Torok: absolutly
Sunny: then lets be off!
Eclair: does this mean Rekko is created by nyrthghar..?
they all stare at Rekko.
Dezzer: hes fine now, he works for good..and now we must train to defeat nyrthghar..
Rekko: lets go!
will **rthghar reign over runescape..? will the group be ready..? find out in the next chapter of: the Noob Chronicles! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:16:07 - Last edited on 12-Feb-2008 05:45:49 by NewLuvStory

chapter 20: the training cut short

Regirox: I beleive we should start training on the volcano.
Sunny: thats a great idea! oh wait, its not!
Torok: how in bloody runecape are we supposed to train on the lava of a volcano..?!
Rekko walks onto the lava with ease, no screaming or shouting.
Eclair: Regiox: only me and Rekko can apparently walk on the lava.
Rekko: I can walk on it because I have the power to fish for lava eels!
Rekko starts doing backstrokes in the lava.
Torok: hmm..I have a high enough lvl to catch eels..
Torok steps into the lava and plops into te lava, burning from the lava.
Torok: OMG!
Rekko: I forgot to mention you also need the party hat Dezzer: Sunny: give us some party hats, Rekko.
Rekko: that would be stealing from the fishies.
Eclair: what..?!
Regirox summons a clip from chapters long ago:
Rekko summoned many pikes..with party hats!
the clip dissapeared.
Sunny and Eclair: oh..those fish.
Dezzer steps onto the lava.
Torok: how did Dezzer get on the lava..?!
Dezzer: cuz I gots SANTA hat. Rekko passes out party hats like he would pass out cards in poker or blackjack.
Sunny: I thought you couldnt give us these.
Rekko: Iever said that! *slaps Regirox and Torok with sea turtles*
Regirox: ow.. Torok: I got turtle shell shards in my eyes!!!
Eclair: lets just begin the training!
Regirox: were gonna have to cut it short..
Dezzer: whys that..?
Regirox points behind Rekko.
Drizzen, the 2nd ultimate noob appeared behind Rekko.
Rekko: is there something behind my back..?
the group nods their heads.
Rekko: ooh, ohh, dont tell me! is it, um.. a door..?
Dezzer: no..
Rekko: is it, um.. Eclair..?
Eclair: im right here..in FRONT of you..
Rekko: oh, is it um.. Drizzen the evil ultimate noob created by Nyrthghar the cruel, the guy that took my krispy kreme donuts..?
Drizzen: ...
Wait for te next chapter for the battle of a life time! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:17:11 - Last edited on 22-Feb-2008 05:18:52 by NewLuvStory

21: battle on the lava.
Rekko turns around to find Drizzen, the 2nd ultimate noob.
Rekko: dragon armor..godsword..WHAT KIND OF NOOB ARE YOU!?!
Drizzen: I am a noob! just a powerful one!
Rekko: so am I but I dont go around flashing off awesome armor and weapons. Torok: do we run or do we hide, hide run, hide run, hide run, hide -
Sunny: shut it!!!
Dezzer: Torok! stop being a wimp! you have Dharoks for guthix sake!
eclair: yeah!
Drizzen: feel the wrath of my YAKS!
Rekko: Fell the wrath of my friend Dezzer!
go get em DEZZER!
Dezzer: uh.. Drizzen: DIE
Dezzer: umath-rakkar, sarithum!
the yaks were turned into ferrets.
Dezzer: eat box traps!
the ferrets were captured.
Dezzer: I knew I could use that lvl 45 hunter for something.
Drizzen: raaaaaaaahhh!!!!
Drizzen tripped and fell into the lava and burned his face.
Drizzen: my eyes!
Torok: my finger! it has a HANGNAIL!!!
Regirox: your pathetic, Torok.
Sunny: where have you been Regi..?
Regirox: oh, I bought some popcorn, and this cmfortable couch, to watch the fight.
Eclair:...
Rekko: Take this dirzzen! SUPER PARTY HAT FISH! GO!!!!!!
piks with parry hats rushed at drizzen, slapping him in the face with the pointy spikes of party hats and noobyness.
Drizzen: Gahhhh!!!!!!
Torok tries to cut of hangnail with great axe.
Eclair and sunny slap him in the head.
Eclair and Sunny: Torok! go out and fight!!!
Torok: *sigh* alright..Torok walks through the lava, ignoring the flying fish and pain.
Torok cuts up drizzen like sushi, then adds pepper, Tomato, and rolls Drizzen up in seaweed, then eats him.
Torok: okay, now, are we done with this nonsence?
everyone but Torok: Nyrthghar: WHAT?! how could you!!! you shall pay, TOROK!
Torok: ah jeez, did I forget to add money to the parking meter..?
Nyrthghar: YES.
Torok: aw cmon man I was there for only 10 minutes!
Sunny: Idiot..
wait for the next chapter of awesomeness! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:17:12 - Last edited on 08-Mar-2008 20:10:24 by NewLuvStory