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31: the secrets revealed
Drizzen: we must set off to meet Nyrthghar.
Darkfang: where is he at, currently?
Drizzen: he should be moving towards lumbridge right now.
Regirox says nothing.
Drizzen: whats the matter, regirox? feeling sad that your so called 'friends' are not here to back you up?
Regirox: shut it, scum.
Drizzen: what did you just say!? your under bind, your under control of the nyrthgharian order!
Darkfang: not the order, me. Drizzen, you forget that I casted the bind on Regirox.
Drizzen: hmph, fine by me. anyways, before we go off to Nyrthghar, we must do two things.
Regirox: ..and those two commands would be..?
Drizzen: 1, cast the eternal bind on a strong mercenary soldier Blaze,then 2, eliminate Nyrthgh**'s brother, Syr*hghar.
Regirox: your kidding! Syr*hghar is the most powerful soldier in the land! hes greater than all of us.
Drizzen: I said we had to capture him, not defeat him..
regirox looks at the recent lines from Drizzen.
Regirox: hmm, "eliminate Nyrthgh**'s brother Syr*hghar", did you happen to miss that..? what does that ELIMINATE look like to you!?
Drizzen: who knows..? I don't know how to read.
Darkfang: you got to be kidding..
Regirox: then how are you reading what we say?
Drizzen: uh, never figured that out. Darkfang: sigh..lets just get going..

Meanwhile, in varrock, or, Choobock, now that choobs have taken over..
???: sir, Nyrthghar seems to be attacking Lumbridge, and the ulti noob is also there, with company.
???: thank you, Nice, you have been very helpful.
Nice: shall I deploy the rest of the mercenaries?
???: yes, please alert Blaze that the troops must leave for Lumbrdige immediatly.
Nice: as you wish, master Syr*hghar.
Syr*hghar: thank you.
Syr*hghar gazed upon the dark skies with black thunder shocking down on the low plain.
Syr*hghar: It was supposed to be sunny skies today!Q darn weatherman!
Syr*hghar kicked the telivision set outside the window.
wait for the next exiting chapter! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:39:56 - Last edited on 15-May-2008 04:06:01 by NewLuvStory

04-Feb-2008 00:40:11 - Last edited on 28-May-2008 05:49:18 by NewLuvStory

33: Scott the Slayer from the 7th land of Runescape
Dezzer: Die, Froob!
Hyaaaah!
Killer: aahh!
Killer was killed.
Dezzer: ha! I defeated him!
Killer: and yet im still here.
Sunny: awkward situation for Dezzer..
Darkstorm: sure is.
???: you there.
Rekko: me?
???: no.
Sunny: me?
???: again, no.
Dezzer: me?
???: yes!
Dezzer: whaddaya want. I'm kinda busy with a froob right now.
Scott: I am Scott the Slayer from the 7th land of Runescape!
Dezzer: congratualtions to me, I finally heard about you.
Scott: now I shall help you!
Scott teleported thew Froob to a River nearby.
Killer: ah! can't swim! ahh!
Scott: everyone knows Froobs can't swim. Dezzer: so what do you need?
Scott: nothing! I have come to warn you about something!
Nyrth and his minions are on their way! and they are making Regirox fight for them! by a magic bind! you must leave!
Dezzer: why me?
Scott: because without you, Rekko is hopeless! your his main mistake correction guide and 1st friend!
Dezzer: I guess..
Scott: we must go, now!
Dezzer: I can't abandon the band!
Scott: if runescape is to survive the peirl that awaits runescape and the treacheries and the killer aspects and the death and the powerful monsters and the demons and the darkness and the breath taking and the suspence and the stuff you dont really care about but is fun to talk about because you get bored easily and this is the longest sentence in the story and the author is just trying to fill this chapter by doing this so he can write the next chapter that will have suspence and sadness and funny stuff too but mostly sadness and wow I just broke a world record aint that funny wow this is long it probably would be considered spam but sence it is not meant for that im in the clear wow this is awesome!
Dezzer: Scott: something wrong?
Me: yeah, my fingers are bursting with absolute pain! WAIT FOR THE NETX CHAPTER! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:40:11 - Last edited on 23-May-2008 23:21:47 by NewLuvStory

34: Will the noob chorinlces ever be the same?
Dezzer: wow, that was long.
Nyrth: reported!
Scott: what? no. no no! Dezzer! ruuun away!
Mod 1: sorry scott, your out of here.
Scott: run away! run Dezzer! I'll be back! its only a temp. baaaaaaaaaaann!
Nyrth: now, Dezzer, I shall destroy you!
Dezzer: never!
Nyrth: you cant defeat me!
Dezzer: oh no I cant..but this can!
Nyrth:..a rubber chicken?
Dezzer: I will use..the NOOB ARTS!
*slaps Nyrthghar many times in the face with a rubber chicken*
Nyrth: ah!
stop!
no!
stop hitting me!
the noise is annoying by now!
stooooop!
STOP NOW!
STOP THIS INSTANT!
RAAAHH!
RAAAGHH!!
RAGRH!
pineapple!
RAGGLE*RAGGLE!
may hours later..
Nyrth: that is enough!I will eliminate your account with the MOD BAN POWER!
*ezzer: what! noo! please no!
Nyrth: die!
Dezzer: nooo!
*crack!*
Torok: ack!
Dezzer: Torok!?
Nyrth: he jumped in front of him?
Torok: go on without me, Dezzer..I'll be fine.stop Nyrth and his choobs! and tell my brother to come..his name is Torag!
Dezzer: no..nooo!!!!!!!
Nyrth: gah, that was my only ammo. I will leave for now. but when I come back, your fate is sealed!
Torok: *dead*
Dezzer: *sniff* Torok..never knew he was the 7th battows bro.. why'd he have to go! wahahahahh!

Me:told you it'd be a sad chapter. and it is. but hope is not lost! Torok still has hope. but it wont come for another 10 chapters! mwahahhaahahaha. fear the dark side of the noob writer! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:43:59 - Last edited on 23-May-2008 23:34:02 by NewLuvStory

35: Torok's Replacement
Dezzer: hm..to bad about Torok.
Readskate: never knew he was the Barrows brother's 7th.
Dezzer jumped back.
Dezzer: uh..who are you?
Readskate: im readskate. I'm here to help with the choobs and stuff.
Dezzer: oh..thanks.
Readskate: ...
Dezzer: ...
Readskae and Dezzer: ........
Dezzer: wanna go to world 22 or somethi-
Rekko: HEY DEZZER! WHATS UP! WHOS THIS!? WHY IS TOROK ON THE GROUND?! Am I interupting something? *winks to dezzer*
Dezzer: Readskate slams Rekko in the side of the head with a dragon axe.
Readskate: shut up!
Rekko: woah..your a crazy girl!
Dezzer slams Rekko with a dharok's Axe.
Dezzer: Do you have any manners?!
Rekko: never heard of em.
Dezzer: explains why you went up to that druid and called him a boring pile of c--p..
Rekko: when did I do that?! *slaps Dezzer with a fish*
Dezzer: I'd be pretty angry right now, but I'm suprised you havent done that for like 17 chapters.
Rekko: the fish come and go when they please. Sunny: hey dezzer!
Darkstorm: whats up dezzer!
Xp: whats up dezzer..
Eclair: who's the new person?
Regirox: Fruitcake?
Dezzer: *to stunned to look behind at everyone*
Readskate: Regirox, arn't you not supposed to be here?
Regirox: how would you know that?
Readskate: well, a few chapters ago, you got captured.
Regirox: chapters? when did this all start getting recorded.
Me: Readskate, you shouldn't tell the "Characters" the story of the Noob Chronicles. Its to much for their small brains..except Dezzer. He's the coolest.
Readskate: maybe because YOU'RE dezzer?
Me: uh..Readskate.. Rest of the cast: Dezzer..you record this down!?
Rekko: my head can't comprehend this! aaahh!
Rekko's head explodes.
Everyone else: *blinks* Eclair: his head was filled with candy?
Rekko: and elevator music..and a gifcard to Seers.
Sunny: how are you still here.
Rekko: this is Lumbridge aint it?
Dezzer: he's got a point.
Rekko: it's funny lookin at your own corpse aint it? hi

04-Feb-2008 00:44:00 - Last edited on 01-Jun-2008 07:34:01 by NewLuvStory

36 arkstorm's bad side
Rekko: *pokes corpse* I never knew I looked that ugly.
Darkstorm: guys..we..we lost burthorpebridge!
Rekko(in backround): I mean look at that nose!
Dezzer: dont care..
Readskate: yeah, what is so good about a crummy fort of rubble?
Darkstorm: grr..
Sunny: Darkstorm: looks angry.
Eclair: their's smoke on his head..
Scott: hey! im back! but..Darkstorm looks like you could cook something over his head..
Rekko has a pike over Darkstorm's head.
Rekko: anyone want seasoning?
Darkstorm: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunny: he's insane!
Nice: uh..whats going on her-
Nice got blasted back far and wide.
Blaze: Sunny: why are you here..
Blaze: well I-
Sunny smacks Blaze in the head with a spade.
Sunny: shut it!
Blaze: *_X
Eclair: uh..I think he's dead..
Rekko: hes just out cold.
Dezzer: I got an idea.. *devious look*
Dezzer put lipstick on blaze, drew a permanent marker moustache on him, and shaved his head.
*about an hour later*
Blaze: ugh..what happened..?
*maniacal chuckles from around the courtyard.*
Nice: hey blaze I just got back from..uh..blaze..*shows a mirror*
Blaze: RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darkstorm: rah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blaze: RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
darkstorm: RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rekko: pike, anyone?
Darkstorm: sure sounds good.
Blaze puts on his helmet.
Blaze: coming..
Darkstorm: so am I the portable stove now?
Rekko: kinda..consider yourself the medeval microwave.
Eclair: has anyone noticed this is the first chapter in a long time where I have had 3 lines?
*everyone continues to keep talking*
Eclair:guys?
Rekko: who're you?
Eclair: eclair..
Rekko: my mommy told me to kill first and talk later when I meet strangers. Eclair: Rekko takes out a dharok's axe.
Eclair: aaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darkstorm: I can scream louder! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Blaze: no, I can!!!!! rahhh!!!!!!!!
Nice: idiots..
Scott: i agree.. hi

04-Feb-2008 00:44:00 - Last edited on 26-Jun-2008 20:46:45 by NewLuvStory

37: The wall
Darkstorm: aaaahh!
Eclair: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Blaze: yah drik yah!
Eclair, Darkstorm, and blaze slam into an unsuspected wall.
Dezzer: when did this get here?
Darkfang: bout a minute ago.
choobinator: I'M BACK!
sunny: *shoots choobinator with ice blitz*
Choobinator: NO!!!!!!!!
Nice: who was that?
sunny: dont ask me..
Nice: but-
Sunny gives an evil glare and Nice shivers.
Rekko: no one finished their pike..oh well more for me!
Scott: well, we should probably be defeating darkfang right now.
xp: how? were stuck behind a freaking wall.
Dezzer: xp where were you for the last chapter?
xp: in the castle visiting my sick grandma.
Sunny: what was she sick from?
xp: Darkstorm'sfaceotidus.
Dezzer: wait, then you came through the door-
the gates to the wall shut.
Dezzer: Readskate: I got an idea.
Rekko(muffled from food): igr** and** ideadf!
Dezzer: Rekko chew your food.
Rekko: kai..i think we should*specs of pike fly on dezzer's face* try to blow up*more* the wall*more* with something big-
THWACK.
Dezzer got blasted in the face with a bone club.
Dezzer stumbles to get up.
Dezzer: goooodd idea! *smiles with broken and chiped teeth*
Sunny: rekko do you still have C.A.P.E?
Rekko: yeah, one sec.
Rekko unscrews small un-seeable bolt on his head, flips open the top of his head and takes out a bazooka.
Scott: why is there a peanut in there?
xp: i think that's his brain.
Eclair: it's in a box..and there is writing on the box...
____________
Name: Rekko's Brain
Creator: The writer's keyboard
activity: dead.
_____________
Rekko closed his head.
Rekko: time for the C A P E!
Rekko blasted a hole in the wall and Darkfang fell and was unconcious.
Dezzer: lets go!
They reached a room that was not of lumbridge castle.
In the room was Killer.
Killer: you will have to fight me before you go!
Nice: ...guys, go on ahead. I'll take Killer on.
Dezzer: alright, we'll meet up with you later.
Who will win!? killer or Nice? Find out next chapter! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:44:00 - Last edited on 26-Jun-2008 21:11:30 by NewLuvStory

38: Nice vs Killer
Nice: your dead.
Killer: how would you know?
Nice to himelf: I wouldn't even know..this guys good.
Killer: now, i'll defeat you with my Froob Sword!
Nice: its made of iron and duct tape..
Killer charged and as he ran the blade of his sword shattered like glass.
Nice: some sword..
Killer:yup! killer charged again but tripped over his shoelaces.
Nice: you can't even tie your own shoes?
Killer: never learned how, thats why I just use a chip clip.
Killer takes a clip you use for keeping chip bags closed on his tangled shoelaces.
Nice: im just gonna finish this.
Killer: how you gonna do tha-
Nice spartan kicked Killer so hard he went through many walls.
Killer: aaahhh*blam* aaaaaaaaaaahh*blam* aaaaaaaaaaaaahh*blam*.
Rekko from the other room: what was that!?
Dezzer from the other room: i have no clue!
Nice: well, looks like i finished that!
Nice walks towards the door only to get slammed by a 1000 pound weight.
Nice: ow!
Killer: aha!
Nice*muffled voice*: why are you still here?
Killer: I ran back.
Nice lifted the weight off.
Nice: now im gonna obliterate you.
a siren noice goes off around the room with Obliterate going on and off on signs.
Killer: aaahhh you said the magic word!
Nice looks at him like he just lost his mind.
Me: just know that I would never watch that messed up show, I got this scene from Family Guy(a much awesomer show).
Nice: Me: right i'll..just, u know, leave Killer: okay..back to the fight, I'm gonna destroy you!
Nice: How do you know?
Killer to himself: man this guy is really good.
Nice to himself: maybe i can distract him.
Killer: what are you doing?
Nice: jingling keys.
nice shows keys.
Killer: that wont work- Keeeeeeeeeeeeeyyys.
Nice: now to defeat you.
nice grabs an electric guitar and thwacks it on Killers head.
Killer: that doesnt do any damage to my brain. I dont got one!
Nice: wow. thats why a brought this. have fun!
Nice gives him a grenade and runs.
Nice: hit the deck!
Killer: oh cra-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:44:01 - Last edited on 03-Jul-2008 23:12:19 by NewLuvStory

39: readskate vs CHOOBINATOR
Nice: now to run back to the- aah!
Nice fell into a pit trap.
Nice: darn..
In the other room..
Read: who is that?
Choobinator: I am the choobinator! fear my awesome powers!
Read: fear my awesome pwnage.
Choobinator: how to you pwn..?
Read: I say pwnage a lot. Dezzer: its true.
Xp: it is?
Read: what do you care, xp, your a minor character. you have no role in this.
xp: your right..
Read: i'll fight this one. go on ahead!
Scott: alright, ms. epic..
Choobinator: mwahahahahahahaha*cough* hahahaha*cough* haha.
Read: as everyone went to the next room, Choobinator charged.
The choobinator was sent flying back.
Choobinator: I just charged..and you didnt move..*still trying to figure things out* your made of metal?
Read: no, your just stupid, plus I got 99 defence.
Choobinator: wait..99 defence? wow thats..what are you doing with that fire extingui- oof!
Read slammed a fire extinguisher on Choobinator's head.
Choobinator: whats wrong with you..?!
Read: nothing. *takes out shovel.*
Choobinator: oof!
Read slammed him with a shovel.
Choobinator: *trying to get up* ow..oh god Read had a flamethrower.
Choobinator: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Read: I didnt even set it off yet..
Choobinator: oh..I knew th- c--p!
Read set Choobinator on fire.
Choobinator started running around in circles waving his arms.
Choobinator fell.
Read: PWNAGE Read walked into the next room and met up with everyone else.
Read: that was fun In the third room they found Darkfang, looking still evil.
Blaze: he looks angry.
Eclair: yes.
Darkstorm: mhm.
Rekko: I like cake!
Dezzer: O_O
Read: that was unexpected, Rekko.
Sunny: yeah, that was just weird.
Rekko: I'm just saying..I LIKE CAKE!
Choobinator still fried: hey, thats my job to use caps like that..!
Rekko: shut up.
Choobinator: no you shut up.
Rekko: you shut up.
Choobinator: ou shut up.
Darkfang: both of you shut up!
Choobinator and Rekko: you shut up!
Me:I'll have you all shut up by ending this! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:44:01 - Last edited on 11-Jul-2008 22:22:08 by NewLuvStory

04-Feb-2008 00:44:02 - Last edited on 26-Jul-2008 05:29:33 by NewLuvStory