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04-Feb-2008 00:44:02 - Last edited on 27-Jul-2008 20:08:09 by NewLuvStory

42: Part 1, the noob makes his move
As they all walked on, they appeared in..the wilderness..?
Read: where are we?
zolo: meh.
Dezzer: stop saying meh, Zolo.
zolo: ...
They all walk on.
Rekko stares at read.
Rekko: What do you think of read?
Dezzer: >_>
Rekko: shes hawt!
Dezzer: Rekko..we DO have a mission ya know.
Rekko:Im gonna go make my move.
Dezzer: idiot..
Rekko: hey Read,wanna go out with me?
Read: <_< no noobs. *points to a sign saying read does not date noobs*
Rekko: plz?
Read: no.
Rekko: plz plz plz plz.
Read: no begging noobs either. *points to another sign*
Dezzer walks over to Rekko and slaps him in the back of the head.
Dezzer: Rekko, dont be an idiot..
Rekko: Read: *smiles at Dezzer*
Dezzer: *smiles at read*
Read: wanna make a rmv (runescpae music video)?
Dezzer: sure!
Rekko: can I come?
Dezzer and read: NO.
Rekko: plz!
Dezzer: *points to sign saying no annoying people*
Rekko: but im not annoying, im a noob! cmon, i'll be your best friend!
Dezzer: go bother Scott and xp!
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Chapter cut. im splitting this chapter into 2 parts. Ha! hi

04-Feb-2008 00:46:30 - Last edited on 28-Jul-2008 20:35:16 by NewLuvStory

42: part 2, the Vid
Dezzer and read are now at the bridge in aradouge that devide the east and west. (dont ask how they got there)
Dezzer: so what song are we doing for the vid?
Read: dont worry about it. just stand here. *points to center of bridge*
Dezzer walks over, still wondering what the heck he was doing.
Read: over there.
Dezzer: here?
Read: no, there.
Dezzer: here?
Read: THERE. okay, after I do the snowman emote, do an air guitar.
Dezzer: alright.. (wow, Rekko was right, she is pretty hawt)
Dezzer starts to Play air guitar but Rekko jumps into the scene.
Rekko: Im here! *falls over*
Dezzer: uh..Rekko..
Rekko: wow! you guys were really hard to find! it was like you were hiding from me or something! Read: Rekko..Alright I have a perfect place for you!
Rekko: where? okay Dezzer get out of the way this is my big scene.
Dezzer: *Dezzer looks at read confused*
Read: okay Rekko, heres where you need to be. see Lumbridge on your map? you need to stand waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy over there.
Rekko: alright, will you be able to see me from there?
Read: yeah, i've got you im my shot..
Dezzer: (wow shes hawt AND smart.)
10 minutes later..
Rekko is still standing in lumbridge. hi

04-Feb-2008 00:46:31 - Last edited on 29-Jul-2008 01:32:00 by NewLuvStory

43: green ugly monster
Read: okay, now were going to Yannile to meet a dude who can do the mage emote.
Dezzer: some dude?
Far away in lumbrudge.
Rekko: *waves franticly towards aradouge.* did you get the shot?!
no answer.
in Yannile..
Read and Dezzer walk up to Mage Dude.
Mage Dude: so read, you had to bring your boyfriend with you?
awkward silence.
read ignores the question and moves on.
Read: so do you have your mage cape with you?
Dezzer: ~ who is this idiot. wondr if hes going to put some moves on read..~
Scene finishes.
Mage Dude: hey Dezz, rub my boots for good luck.
Dezzer: ~ maybe i should mark my territory and p--s on them you piece of c--p.~
Mage Dude: get rid of dezzer and we can go hang out.
read: *looks at a sign* [Read does not go out with Noobs, choobs, or froobs..or idiots.]
Read smiles at dezzer.
Dezzers imagination: *mage dude turns into a gnome, and Dezzer kicks him over a field goal.*
Dezzer: that guy was an idiot..
mage dude: im still here!
Dezzer: well go away.
Mage dude: No, im not going any- Crash.
Rekko comes in crashing on top of Mage Dude.
Rekko picks up a mage cape.
Rekko: hey guys! look what I found. and did you get me in the shot?
Dezzer and read: hi

04-Feb-2008 00:46:31 - Last edited on 11-Aug-2008 18:40:38 by NewLuvStory

44: Torok and the Jagex Layer
blaze,nice,Zolo, Scott, Xp, Sunny and Regirox were walking in the wilderness when suddenly..
Torok poked his head out from the gruond.
Xp: Torok?
Torok: of cource I was alive, I was banned not murdered..
Scott: how was it?
Torok: well, its a jail cell.
Nice: that bad?
Torok: no, seriously, its a jail cell. they lock up the banned account into small cells.
Sunny: thats terrible, but how did you end up here?
Torok: well, apparently, the Jagex company has a secret hideout underground in the wilderness that looks like the bat cave.. The whole wilderness.
Blaze: what about the underground parts like the chaos tunnels?
Torok: sadly, when the game designers made those tunnels, there was a design flaw and the tunels went through the company walls..where the restrooms were.
At the Jagex restrooms..
Level 107: is this where the giant rock crabs are?
Jagex Mod: go away. *raises newspaper.*
Back to Torok..
Sunny: can we take a look at whats inside?
Torok: sure.
everyone slowly crept in to the base..to find a bunch of people with radios.
Zolo: what is this?
Torok: its where they monitor all the chatrooms.
Blaze: wouldnt they be using computers for that?
Torok: they like the radios a lot..
Mod 1: Riot in central falador! move out!
Nice: whats happening..?
Torok: the Jagex Elite Army. They got ban rifles.
one of the guards misfires and hits Mod 1.
Mod 1 dissapears and reappears in a cell.
Mod 1: awww...
Torok: lets move on..
Torok opened a door.
Heres the top secret graphic design room. from the designs of the drawings you can see how awesome and secret they are.
Scott: and here you are, showing them to us..
Torok: moving onnnn!
Torok opened a door.
Torok: and here we have the leader of the corporation mod Andr- wait..we cant say names without permission. well lets just call him MOD.
Xp: hey MOD!
MOD: did you finish your homework?
xp: im 19..
MOD: go to your room
xp: where is that here
MOD: DID I STUDDER? MOVE OUT SOLDIER
me _o hi

04-Feb-2008 00:46:32 - Last edited on 21-Aug-2008 19:37:29 by NewLuvStory

Chapter 45: New World Order
Read: Go to world 65,meet me in Lletya, theres this awesome place with very few people around. We can finally finish the vid.
Dezzer: Okay..(thinks to self: finally alone time with Read, YAH!)
Rekko: Listens in..MUHAHAHAH..I'm heading to where? Starts with an "L"?
(Read and Dezzer arrive in Lletya among mage trees and cute little critters)
Read: Stand here, near the mage tree, and do the emote blow kiss, and your line is "Love"
Dezzer: *stares blankly at Read*
Read: uh.. Dezzer?
Dezzer: *shakes head* ready..sort of..
Read: after I do snowman, say your line.
(Read does snowman, dezzer blows kiss and yells out HAWT!)
Read: -_-..uh..the line word is Love?
Dezzer: Did'nt I say that?
Read: err no..
(A small rabbit comes hopping up to Dezzer)
Dezzer: awe.. its sooo cute... c--p! it bit me!
Read: O_O
Dezzer: Read, I think somethin is strange bout this place.
Read: What the hell..?!
Rabbit: New world order! New world order! Jagex has givin us power over humans! This world belongs to us! You are not welcome!
Dezzer: Thinks to self...Well i guess that first kiss is'nt gonna happen now..
Read: Dezzer move ur tail and hop to w22!
(Back with Rekko..)
Rekko: This does'nt look happy and peaceful..
*stares at postcard of Lleyta, then looks a large Lava Maze of fiery hell.*
Rekko: um... *turns head around to see a rev heading at him.* .. Dezzer?!! Read?!!!
Read and Dezzer land in Lleyta Wrld 22
They look at each other then the bunny. The bunny twitches his nose and wiggles his ears.
Read: See if its a friendly bunny Dezzer.
Dezzer: Um..do i hafta?
Read: Yes!
Dezzer: whispers to himself..Where is Rekko when u need him?
*Dezzert feelin almost brave grabs a carrot and slowly stretches out his hand to the bunny*
Dezzer: Does the New World Order want a carrot?
the bunny grabs the carrot and hops off.
Rekko finally finds his way to Lleyta still World 65
Rekko: Dezzer? Read? Where you at? Awe, look at all the cute bunnies..wait huh? Ahhhh! hi

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(( *message preserved from Febuary 3rd, 2008* : You may now post! ))
Chapter 50: The End of v2

The first Noob Chronicles Thread was originally made on December 22nd, 2007, where I originally was planning to make it a one-shot thread, only 16 chapters.
Noob Chronicles v2 was released on Febuary 3rd, 2008. This is where I began my legacy for writing these stories.
Now, Noob Chronicles v2 comes to an end, and I have to thank all of you for your superb dedication to this thread. This chronicle would be long gone and dead, if it were not for the fans of this story. I have to say, I was not a great bumper of this thread, and fact, I got lazy on going to these forums, not coming back for months at a time. I thank you. All of you. You saved this thread, and for that I am truly grateful. I'd like to honor some of those fans and inspirations in this post.

To Southsam, who's support early on inspired me to be a forumer.
to Capt Chekaka, Who's story inspired mine.
To Wes Russel, who showed me Runescape.
To SunnyFlash, a grand friend.
To FredFred, Who has been a bumper of Noob Chronic for such a long time.
To Killer, who's insanity brought many laughs to this thread.
to Eclair, who was an early supporter of this thread from early on.
to 123xyz, for whom without this person this thread would have died out.
To Scott, who on and off as a member, continued to read these stories, and I hope he still reads them from time to time.
To all the fans and supporters out there who have not been mentioned, thank you.
I'll see you all on V3.
Your fellow forumer and creator of Noob Chronicles,
Dezzertking hi

04-Feb-2008 00:47:24 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2009 23:01:09 by NewLuvStory