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- Episode 15: The Woke Convention and the Anime Convention -


~ May 7, 2020 ~

5:00 PM

Reimu's magical cellphone mysteriously appears in the Multiverse League Headquarters.
It shows a video that explains everything that happened in the real world, and it shows all the characters who died.

Deadpool cries. Zeus hands him a tissue.

Lex puts his head down in silence.

On the video...

Reimu: I will be joining my friends and the others soon...I will not be coming back. I want to thank everyone for your support. Life has been an amazing journey and the love in my heart and in the hearts of others is something great, it is existence. It is everything.

I know you will be sad, but you have to live on so my sacrifice will not be in vain.
You must stand by your values of truth to power, justice, and love, or else everything will devolve into chaos again. You must hold onto your principles even if they hurt.

We might fall and cry. We might make mistakes and do bad things. The important thing is that we get back up and learn from those mistakes, and become better people. Every civilization, every life form goes through this process.

You cannot have light without the darkness. That is the Yin-Yang philosophy. You cannot be good, if you have nothing bad to compare it to. Everything is relative, and we choose what is better.

In the source of the greatest darkness, is where one finds the source of the greatest light.

Live on, humans...Nothing is perfect, but nothing is really boring. Live on, and seek greatness in your lives. Whatever you do, live on.

Zeus: I do think there is an issue with everyone being immortal, but good speech.
No one knows we came to the real world. It looks like we're all good.

Deadpool: I feel like they deserve to know the truth. That this coronavirus was actually a big deal, and our best people sacrificed their lives just to keep them alive.

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Lex: They will eventually kill themselves anyway, and we will die as a result.
Death is inevitable. But at least it won't be due to Corona-Chan.

Zeus: Nuclear war. Climate change. Regular viruses turning into super viruses with the help of mad scientists. Nothing good happens if we step into the real world. Even in the best case scenario, everyone who stepped out died.

Deadpool: I've informed the Touhou universe. They need to replace Reimu and Marisa. Otherwise, the Conservative-Republicans have no presidential candidates.

Zeus: Give them a break. They need time to mourn over their losses.

Deadpool: The deadline is June 30.

Zeus: Oh, come on. Honestly. We don't need a multiverse government. Reimu's right.
Haven't we had enough drama for eternity? Can't we just cancel this whole election? Everyone's dead. It wouldn't be fair.

Deadpool: We have to proceed. Life goes on. It's what Reimu would've wanted.
We will have no campaigns until June 30.
We're moving the Democratic-Liberal Convention to July 13-20.
The Conservative-Republican Convention will be on August 4-11.

Zeus groans.

Lex: I have to agree. This is pointless. I'm too depressed to vote. Reimu, I don't normally respect anime characters or anyone for that matter, but...you made me think. I thought you were just a clown looking for attention. You proved me wrong, and...I'm sorry for everything, rigging the elections against you, all that.

In all seriousness, there is still evil in the multiverse. We can't get too hung up over this. I think villains like Corona-Chan will be back. Maybe even worse. We have to research this war, and prepare for the dark future. We need a solid strategy to defeat chaos, or more people like Reimu will die.

~ June 13, 2020 ~

Santa Claus announces the Easter Bunny to be his vice-presidential candidate.

Santa Claus: Shuang Guo, my original pick has died. I choose the Easter Bunny to be my partner!

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~ June 25, 2020 ~

Sanae Kochiya has been chosen to be the presidential candidate for the Conservative-Republicans by the Touhou community. Sanae chooses Alice Margatroid to be the vice-presidential candidate.

Sanae: I promise to uphold the libertarian ideals of smaller government and smaller taxes. Alice is an engineer who is very good at math, so she is the perfect partner for the job! I look forward to making everything great again!

~ July 13, 2020 ~

The Democratic-Liberal Convention is held at the Multiverse League Headquarters. A huge crowd of 100,000 gather inside the giant building. About 100,000 people are outside watching this event unfold on the big screen. There are tents everywhere in the city, since many people are camping here for the week and the hotels are full.

After the Corona-Chan incident, not many people came out to protest against anime but there were still a few thousand protestors. Since Junko Enoshima is dead, the only major threat would come from the usual political extremists who want to cause trouble.

Drones are flying everywhere to watch the crowds. The riot police are out in full force to make sure things don't get out of hand.

12:00 PM

Deadpool: Alright! Welcome all live to the BROKERED CONVENTION! That's right, folks! It's a tight race between Homer Simpson and Santa Claus for the crown! ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?!?!?!

*CROWD CHEERS*

Deadpool: To settle this overtime primary election, we will have a special 2-on-2 debate between the two pairs. It will have the same format as the other primary debates. The super delegates will cast their votes tomorrow after reviewing the debate, and their votes will determine the nominee. The magic number is 9,043. Homer is at 8,503 and Santa is at 8,470.
There are 1,112 super delegates available. They are the registered party members. There is just enough for one of them to reach 9,043.

Please remain quiet except for right now! LET'S WELCOME THE CONTENDERS!

*APPLAUSE*

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Deadpool: And now, before we begin, a moment of silence for all of the people who died fighting Corona-Chan. We send our best wishes to their friends and family.

A moment of silence is observed.
Pictures of Superman, Batman, Thanos, Darkseid, Rick, Morty, Guthix, Shuang Guo, and Mickey Mouse are shown on the screen.
Pictures of the aliens living in Zeta Reticuli are then shown.
Pictures of Goku, Vegeta, Saitama, Misaka Mikoto, Yukari Yakumo, Hecatia Lapislazuli, Okina Matara, Madoka Kaname, Homura Akemi, and Marisa Kirisame are then shown.
Finally, a picture of Reimu Hakurei is shown.

~ Opening Statements ~

Homer: I want to thank the Multiverse League for hosting this wonderful convention.
Obviously, my heart goes out to all of the people who were affected by the coronavirus.
A lot of people gave their lives away so we could find peace. Thank you for your hard work.

Santa Claus: Yes, what happened with Corona-Chan is a great tragedy, and we must learn how to deal with villains with her, so this will never happen again. I thank the league for hosting this convention and having us.

~ Economy Debate Highlights ~

Homer: Let's be clear. We can't hand out "muh free stuff" to everyone. Money does not grow on trees. If it did, it would be worthless.

Santa Claus: I'm not saying we should just hand out free stuff. I'm saying that certain things, like health care, are given human rights.

Long Cheng: You know it's impossible to give everyone free health care. We can make it cheaper, but we can't make it free. Just do the math.

Easter Bunny: Here's where you're wrong, buddy. We did the math, and you know what? Why do the billionaires get to hoard 90% of the wealth? If they share just a few pretty pennies, you'll see some free health care heading your way yup, yup!

Long Cheng: You can't just tax out billionaires. They're the ones growing the economy.

Easter Bunny: That's part of the problem. The middle class should be growing it, yup, yup!

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Long Cheng: And they're already doing it! But they work because they want more money, they want to be rich. If we just handed out free stuff, people would stop working and the economy would collapse!

Easter Bunny: We're not saying you should stop working and take everything for free! That's ridiculous! We're standing up for the workers, yup, yup! How can people work if they're sick and they can't get treated?!?! Yes, people work, but the government needs to work for them!

~ Health Care Debate Highlights ~

Santa Claus: Health care is a human right. Too many people are without basic coverage. My plan will get them covered. The billionaires will pay their fair share of taxes, so the middle class can finally get the help they need!

Homer: My plan provides basic coverage. I will create jobs so people can pay for their health care. It's all on my website, you can take a look.

Santa Claus: I've seen it, and it's not good enough!

~ Education Debate Highlights ~

Homer: My plan puts all the kids back in school.

Santa Claus: There is no plan! School doesn't work for everyone!

Homer: The average GPA of high school students is in decline. They're not learning enough math and science. I will invest billions of dollars into the school system to get kids the teachers they deserve!

Santa Claus: Why should the people trust you to lead? You basically failed school! Anyone can look at your records! You failed nearly every course, and was hired because Mr. Burns needs a token dumb guy to fill the office seat!

Homer: Why, you little...!

Long Cheng: Calm down, Homer. Let me handle this. Santa, you do not have a real education. You never went to school for a day. At least Homer went to school and learned the basic concepts. You don't understand how education works.

Santa Claus: I was homeschooled. I studied on my own and started up my own factory. That's a whole lot more than Homer will ever do!

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~ Special Topic Debate Highlights ~

Deadpool: So this is the obvious question. As president, what will you do to make sure that Corona-Chan does not happen again?

Long Cheng: There will always be viruses. The problem is that Corona-Chan was the chaos virus. She could infect all of reality, and corrupt it according to her will. We need to develop a counter-measure to chaos. I will form a special research team for this purpose. Make no mistake, this is not the last war. There will be more wars in the future, and they will be even worse than the one we just witnessed. We must upgrade our weaponry and prepare for the absolute worst incarnations of evil.

Santa Claus: I agree with everything she just said. We disagree on how to accomplish this task. This is easier said than done, and I honestly don't think capitalism is going to work here. If someone discovers a weapon that can defeat chaos, you know that person will sell it at the highest price possible. This is why corporations can't be trusted with this task. We need a special research team, but we need the government to control it so whatever new weapons are made are given to us for free. No one should have to pay for their survival.

Long Cheng: Will all due respect, survival must be earned, not given. You cannot rewrite the laws of nature.

Santa Claus: Equal opportunity. That's all we're asking for. It's not fair for the rich to step on the poor, so no matter how much they work, they will never be free.

~ Closing Statements ~

Homer: I need your help to win this election. We're up against a very tough anime nation. Every vote counts. Thank you.

Santa Claus: I'm glad to have one last chance to debate you. Hopefully, people can clearly see that you are not qualified to be our president.

Deadpool: Do you respect the democratic process? The final result of the primary?

Homer: Yeah.

Santa Claus: Ideally, yes. If it is a fair process.

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Deadpool: That concludes our special overtime debate.

*APPLAUSE*

~ July 14, 2020 ~

9:00 PM

Deadpool: The results are in!

*DRUM ROLL*

Deadpool: THE WINNER IS...HOMER SIMPSON! CONGRATULATIONS!

*APPLAUSE*

- Final Delegate Count -

Homer Simpson-Empress Long Cheng - 9,043 (8,503 + 540)

Santa Claus-Easter Bunny (Shuang Guo) - 9,042 (8,470 + 572)
Superman - 812
Seto Kaiba - 267
Guthix (Independent) - 33

Deadpool: Although, Santa had the better debate and won the super delegate vote, it was not enough to overcome the 33 delegate lead that Homer originally had. Homer just barely got enough to squeak past the finish line.

Homer and Santa shake hands.

~ Santa's Defeat Speech ~

Santa Claus: Honestly not much to say. I will look into the super delegate voting process. If the establishment rigged the voters, I will sue them. For now, congratulations to Homer, and I wish him all the best of luck, assuming this was a fair election. Even though I'm gone, I hope my ideas have reached your hearts. Maybe, one day in the future, a true progressive movement can finally begin.

~ Homer's Victory Speech ~

Homer: I call upon all Santa supporters. Let's be united, and work together to defeat the real enemy: Sanae Kochiya and Alice Margatroid. Together, we can beat conservatives up and down the ballot. We're about to have our first government. Let's paint it all blue!

The rest of the convention was dedicated to keynote speakers and presentations.

Eric: IMPEACH ANIME!

Crowd: YEAH!

Peter: LET'S MAKE SOCIETY SANE AGAIN! VOTE DEMOCRAT!

Protestors: NO ANIME! NO TOUHOU! NO CONSERVATIVES AT ALL!

Homer: For my platform, I promise to forgive all student loan debt. I will give you as much free health care as I can possibly give. I will make immigration legal. LET'S DO THIS! MY CAMPAIGN SLOGAN: IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU!

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~ July 21, 2020 ~

Wise Old Man: So what do you think?

King Roald: Too many promises and not enough plans. The Democrats were more concerned about pandering to people, than actually getting things done.

Wise Old Man: A lot of angry people came out to protest Santa's loss. There was looting and violence on the streets during and after the convention.

~ August 4, 2020 ~

The Conservative-Republican Convention begins in the Multiverse League Headquarters.

There were more protestors on the streets screaming to impeach anime and conservatives. The riot police were in full overdrive trying to keep things under control.
Millions of people, mainly anime fans, came out to support their candidates.
Tents were set up everywhere.
About 100,000 people were inside the giant building.

The ashes from the fires of the last convention were still on the streets, so a lot of areas were off limits to the public.

Anime and manga doujinshi (fanfiction made by independent artists) were on for sale everywhere. Even if people were not conservative, they could still buy some stuff.

12:00 PM

The delegates made their votes. Everyone was allowed to vote for the nominee.

- Final Delegate Count -

Sanae Kochiya-Alice Margatroid - 18,080

No Vote - 5

Five delegates were absent from the convention, so they did not vote.

Deadpool: CONGRATULATIONS TO SANAE KOCHIYA AND ALICE MARGATROID FOR BEING OFFICIALLY NOMINATED! YOU ARE THE LEADERS OF THE CONSERVATIVE-REPUBLICANS! YOU REPRESENT CONSERVATIVE THOUGHTS! YAY!!!!

*APPLAUSE*

~ Sanae's Speech ~

Sanae: First, we mourn the loss of Reimu and Marisa, who sacrificed their lives. While we live in the present, they died so we could have a future. We also mourn the loss of the other characters in Touhou and in other universes.

But we must live on, like she said. And I will live on to deliver the best government possible.
I will create a small government that charges no taxes!

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What people don't know about me, is that I'm libertarian and conservative. That means I don't care what you do as long as you don't hurt others. I will not infringe upon your anime and manga rights! I will support freedom of speech and the freedom to bear arms (guns).

*APPLAUSE*

The rest of the convention is dedicated to keynote speakers and presentations.

Natsumi: We need your help. We are up against a violent and crazy fascist mob that wants to impeach us all!

Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!

Natsumi: DON'T BOO! GET OUT THE VOTE! TOGETHER, LET'S DEFEAT HOMER SIMPSON AND MAKE EVERYTHING GREAT AGAIN!

Gohan: I am a Democrat.

Crowd: BOOOO!!!

Gohan: BUT I SUPPORT ANIME AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH! I ENDORSE SANAE AND ALICE ALL THE WAY!

Crowd: YEAH!!!

Gohan: AND FOR THIS ELECTION, I'M SWITCHING OVER TO YOUR SIDE!!! I JUST GOT SPECIAL PERMISSION TODAY!

Crowd: YEAH!!!! WOOOO!!!!!! GOHAN! GOHAN! GOHAN!

Aside from a few violent protests, the convention went by smoothly. A lot of anime fans got to know each other. It didn't feel like a political event. It felt very much like an anime festival.
Both liberals and conservatives are looking forward to the debates.

- END OF EPISODE 15 -

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