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- Conservative-Republican -

Reimu Hakurei - 1248 - 100,117,204 (50.6%)

Lex Luthor - 429 - 34,400,234 (17.4%)
Laura Stuart - 423 - 33,989,107 (17.2%)
Sans - 0 - 29,188,344 ((14.8%)

Hollywood Multiverse Primary - 1500 delegates

- Democratic-Liberal -

Homer Simpson - 750 - 59,187,154 (46.2%)

Santa Claus (Independent) - 750 - 59,186,654 (46.2%)
All Others - 0 - 9,780,606 (7.6%)

- Conservative-Republican -

Reimu Hakurei - 771 - 54,107,800 (49.9%)

Lex Luthor - 729 - 51,108,707 (47.1%)
All Others - 0 - 3,254,731 (3.0%)

Independent Western Film Multiverse Primary - 15 delegates

- Democratic-Liberal -

Homer Simpson - 8 - 250,744 (50.8%)

Santa Claus (Independent) - 7 - 230,891 (46.8%)
All Others - 0 - 12,008 (2.4%)

- Conservative-Republican -

Reimu Hakurei - 15 - 450,200 (86.5%)

Lex Luthor - 0 - 63,181 (12.1%)
All Others - 0 - 7,189 (1.4%)

Sans, with 2,200,000 donors, $0 left in campaign money, has dropped out of the race. He did not endorse anyone.

~ March 14, 2020 ~

5:00 PM

Deadpool: IT IS TIME NOW FOR YOUR FINAL DEMOCRATIC-LIBERAL DEBATE!!! THIS IS THE LAST ONE!!! I'LL MISS YOU ALL!!! SO SAD!!!!!!

Jimmy: We have dropped the 100,000,000 donor requirement. You need only 100 delegates to qualify for this debate. So it will be strictly 1-on-1.

Santa Claus (117,000,000 donors) (Independent)
Homer Simpson (16,000,000 donors)

Deadpool: You two are the only ones here. Shout-out to the others.

Guthix (12,000,000 donors) (Independent)
Junko Enoshima (10,400,000 donors)
Shuang Guo (10,200,000 donors)
Empress Long Cheng (10,200,000 donors)

Deadpool: They are not officially eliminated, since there are still many delegates in play, but their chances of victory are below 1%. We'll see if any miracles come out for them.

Important numbers. Homer has 5,416 delegates and Santa has 4,765 delegates.

28-Nov-2014 14:37:39 - Last edited on 29-Mar-2020 00:56:27 by Divinity M

Divinity M

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It looks like this will be a close race between you two.

This is the final debate. After Super Tuesday III, the nominee will declared unless there is a tie in the most delegates. It's been a long journey. We're nearing the end of the road.

We will have the coronavirus as our first topic.

~ Opening Statements ~

Santa Claus: I am not here just to enforce the status quo. I am here for real change. I am here for the revolution.

Homer: There's nothing wrong with normal elections. We've survived so far because we are normal.

~ Coronavirus Debate Highlights ~

Deadpool: Millions in the real world are infected by the coronavirus. If this ends up ending the world, we will all die with them. How will you deal with this crisis?

Santa Claus: What is happening out there is very sad. My heart goes out to everyone, especially the children who did nothing to deserve this tragedy. This is why we need free health care. You see how the paid health care system is failing everyone. Hospitals can't take patients. Poor people can't even afford basic medicine.

Homer: Hospitals have a limited capacity. That has nothing to do with being free or not. We need to train more doctors fast. The real world needs to prioritize the elderly, women, and children. We need more jobs in health care right now.

Santa Claus: If corporations didn't hoard resources, we could save so much money and so much time! We can build more hospitals! We can train more doctors! But we must get rid of their student debt, otherwise no one would want to be a doctor!

Homer: I respect you, but you know nothing about health care! If you have a job, you will get free health care! When I had a job, I never had to pay for a doctor!

Santa Claus: There are not enough jobs for everyone. And not all jobs provide health care. Only the full-time ones in big companies.

~ Economy Debate Highlights ~

Deadpool: The coronavirus will destroy the economy. How will you bring it back?

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Santa Claus: It must be brought back up by the working class. Not by the rich elite. I will create jobs for everyone.

Homer: I will bail out corporations that can't survive this. The small businesses that provide you with jobs. I will not bail out the corporations that obviously don't need my help.

~ Health Care Debate Highlights ~

Santa Claus: Health care is a fundamental human right. There is no excuse for a modern civilization to deny the people health care.

Homer: I agree, but it can't be free. Someone has to pay the doctors.

Santa Claus: Billionaires have a lot of money to spare. If you just do the math-

Homer: They will leave the universe if we tax them! They will refuse to work!

~ Education Debate Highlights ~

Santa Claus: Education is also a human right. It has to be free. I will do that, and I will forgive all student debt.

Homer: You can't pay for that. The billionaires can't pay for everyone!

~ Special Topic Debate Highlights ~

Deadpool: Do you have any change in opinions on anime and video games?

Santa Claus: I think that it can be improved. The impeachment would not be permanent. That is a misunderstanding. It's just a temporary ban until the anime and games are reformed; made more family-friendly. I think the anime and games can exist in our society, but we just have to be careful.

Homer: Let the people decide. I'm not really familiar with this topic, so it's better if I don't interfere. Let the people speak for themselves.

Deadpool: Gun control?

Santa Claus: We don't need guns. They're too dangerous to have on the kitchen table, where kids can play with them.

Homer: Guns are killing machines. They were designed to kill as many humans as possible in war. Guns have no place in ordinary life. We have to ban guns.

Deadpool: Border security?

Santa Claus: We have to look at each universe individually. I can't give you a general statement.

Homer: It really depends on what kind of people want to come in.

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Deadpool: Will you respect the final delegate results?

Santa Claus: Yes. I respect democracy. I have faith in the people. The better candidate will come out on top.

Homer: Yes. May the best one win.

~ Closing Statement Highlights ~

Santa Claus: It is clear that Homer won't give you real change. He still believes in the big corporations and the big banks. If you are a worker, I am your only choice forward.

Homer: My opponent over here does not understand basic economics. We need corporations to provide jobs. Vote for me for a normal and healthy society.

Deadpool: Just a reminder, if you two are tied, we will have a brokered convention. Please prepare for that. The polls are all over the place. We have no idea what's going to happen.

THAT CONCLUDES THE DEMOCRATIC-LIBERAL DEBATES! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING! MAKE SURE TO VOTE ON THE SUPER AWESOME TUESDAY GRAND FINALE!!!!!

*APPLAUSE*

~ March 15, 2020 ~

5:00 PM

Deadpool: IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL CONSERVATIVE-REPUBLICAN DEBATE!!! THE LAST ONE!!! SO SAD!!!!

Jimmy: We have dropped the 100,000,000 donor requirement. You need only 100 delegates to qualify for this debate. There are only 3 candidates left, and they're all here tonight READY TO RUMBLE!!!

Reimu Hakurei (250,000,000 donors)
Lex Luthor (14,000,000 donors)
Laura Stuart (0 donors)

Deadpool: Important number. Reimu has 8,115 delegates. The Conservative-Republican Committee has declared that the magic number is 9,043 delegates to clinch the nomination. She needs only 928 delegates to end this race, unless you manage to split the vote.

Keep in mind that Super Tuesday III covers the Asian multiverse, as well as the anime multiverse, where she holds the advantage.

We'll start with the coronavirus.

~ Opening Statement Highlights ~

Reimu: Thank you for pointing out the obvious. It's not over until it's over. I'm not taking anything for granted. I am here to compete for you.

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Lex: Reimu is a fraud. Her only support comes from games and anime fans. People who have no idea how society works!

Laura: Agreed. She should be disqualified for cheating. All of her friends dropped out to give her the votes!

~ Coronavirus Debate Highlights ~

Reimu: I fully support the travel bans that have been implemented in the real world. The best way to stop the virus is to stay at home. Wash your hands. Wash your food. I believe that the real world will prevail.

Lex: I don't think all of the travel bans are necessary. I think humans should still be allowed to travel.

Laura: This just proves that anime is racist...

~ Economy Debate Highlights ~

Reimu: The real world economy is obviously tanking. I do support the measures taken to make it great again. I will implement similar measures here, if necessary.

Lex: The stimulus package must put the working class first. Not big banks or big corporations

Laura: People need to have faith in the economy, or it will not work.

~ Health Care Debate Highlights ~

Reimu: Yes, we need more hospitals. No, everything can't be free. Employer-based health care, the health care given to you when you get a job, is the best way to go. I will encourage corporations to create more jobs for you.

Lex: But not everyone can get a job-

Reimu: Yes, they can. It doesn't even have to be a 9-to-5, either.

Laura: What about disabled people?

Reimu: Look, most people can work. And we can give support to people who actually need it.

~ Education Debate Highlights ~

Reimu: It is time to improve our schools. We need to teach real job skills. I talk to people on social media. Too many university students go to lectures and play games while the professor talks. Why? Because they're just there for participation marks. They don't understand what the professor is saying. They find the class to be boring. They're just taking it to graduate.

The tuition fees are high because of the bureaucracy.

28-Nov-2014 14:41:17 - Last edited on 29-Mar-2020 02:57:53 by Divinity M

Divinity M

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There are too many "in-between" people to hire for the offices. Too many useless departments.

So we need to reform the universities to drop useless courses and useless jobs to lower the student debt.

To be clear, I will replace these jobs with useful jobs.

Deadpool: Like what?

Reimu: The first priority goes to hiring good teachers. Then we hire scientists. Engineers. Computer programmers. Every university needs researchers. And of course, artists, if you want anime to be your full-time job, we can do that too.

Look, we can have lots of jobs in the arts. We just have to do it the right way!
The point is to reduce clutter in the universities to make them cheap!

Let's stop bailing universities out, and open the free market. Universities are businesses, let's treat them as such. MAKE UNIVERSITY GREAT AGAIN!

Lex: You are just replacing jobs with jobs. The tuition fees will still be high.

Reimu: At first, the number of jobs won't significantly change. The free market will drop the tuition fees, since universities will have to compete with each other to maximize profits.

I do think that only a fraction of the tuition fees go towards the students anyways. Smaller universities that just focus on teaching might be better. Obviously, large universities will still be expensive no matter what, because of the research costs.

It is a complicated issue, and I'm not going to pretend that I have all the answers. As president, I will have a team look into it.

~ Special Topic Debate Highlights ~

Deadpool: Have you opinions changed on anime and video games?

Reimu: No. This is really stupid. There are way bigger issues than silly cartoons and games.

Lex: Anime and games are promoting toxic masculinity. They are a big issue.

Laura: If Reimu becomes the president, we should impeach her!

Deadpool: Gun control?

Reimu: I will not tread upon your rights.

Lex: Ban all guns.

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Laura: I'm kind of on the fence here. While I think guns should be banned, I do see a reason for women to wield guns to protect themselves from men...So I'm not sure.

Deadpool: Border security?

Reimu: Immigrants, please come in legally through the front door. If you have nothing to hide, there is no issue. It's really that simple. And I will do everything I can to provide good border security that is fair to everyone.

Lex: I do support some measures of border security. Obviously, I don't live in an open house. I lock my doors, and that should be normal.

Laura: I support protecting people from invaders. Borders should exist.

Reimu: Invaders are people too! Are you being a racist?

Deadpool: Will you respect the final delegate results?

Reimu: I'll see what they are, and then decide.

Lex: Honestly, I don't think so. This election has been so unfair.

Laura: This election has been rigged by the basement trolls of 4chan. It is not legitimate. We have every right to challenge the results.

~ Closing Statement Highlights ~

Reimu: I don't think this election is rigged. We'll know for sure when it's all said and done.
But so far, it is a fair representation of what people want. Thank you for your support, and be sure to come out for the home stretch. I'm not taking anything for granted. I will keep fighting for you until the end.

Lex: Please come out and vote. But think about what has happened so far. This is a choice between anime and sanity. Do you want a real president or an anime weeaboo? I have faith that common sense and logic will prevail.

Laura: Yeah, you should vote. Vote Reimu out. She will be a trash president! She has no experience! She thinks everything is like a video game, just shoot the bullets! SHE IS THE TROJAN HORSE OF TOXIC MASCULINITY! SHE WILL END WOMEN!

Deadpool: If there is a tie in delegates, we will have a brokered convention. The polls are not accurate, so expect the unexpected.

28-Nov-2014 14:41:33 - Last edited on 29-Mar-2020 03:29:05 by Divinity M

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THAT CONCLUDES THE CONSERVATIVE-REPUBLICAN DEBATES! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING! MAKE SURE TO VOTE ON THE SUPER AWESOME TUESDAY GRAND FINALE!!!!!

*APPLAUSE*

- END OF EPISODE 8 -

28-Nov-2014 14:41:40 - Last edited on 29-Mar-2020 03:31:33 by Divinity M

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Episode 9: Clinch

~ March 17, 2020 ~

9:00 PM

Wise Old Man: Obviously, no final results are available. But what do you think of the last debates?

King Roald: I think Homer and Santa are evenly matched. Reimu obviously won the last one.

Wise Old Man: I hope Guthix isn't dead. I haven't heard from him in a month.

King Roald: There have been riots and protests outside of some of the voting booths, but nothing too serious.

~ March 22, 2020 ~

9:00 PM

Wise Old Man: The RuneScape News Network is ready to make a major announcement. I understand that you all have feelings about this controversial election, but we must respect the will of the people. As far as I know, there's no evidence that anything has been rigged.

King Roald: Reimu Hakurei has clinched the Conservative-Republican nomination. She will be the Conservative-Republican presidential candidate. The Chinese Drama Multiverse Primary gave her the delegates she needed to surpass the 9,043 mark.

Here are the results.

Candidate - Delegates - Votes

Chinese Drama Multiverse Primary - 3000 delegates

- Democratic-Liberal -

Santa Claus (Independent) - 792 - 63,177,208 (21.8%)

Homer Simpson - 789 - 62,999,250 (21.8%)
Empress Long Cheng - 716 - 57,188,145 (19.7%)
Shuang Guo - 703 - 56,107,802 (19.4%)
All Others - 0 - 50,100,679 (17.3%)

- Conservative-Republican -

[CLINCHED!] Reimu Hakurei - 3000 - 300,108,623 (81.1%)

Lex Luthor - 0 - 35,176,345 (9.5%)
Laura Stuart - 0 - 34,980,178 (9.4%)

Anime Multiverse Primary - 3000 delegates

- Democratic-Liberal -

Santa Claus (Independent) - 1080 - 68,775,754 (21.6%)

Empress Long Cheng - 970 - 61,780,566 (19.4%)
Shuang Guo - 950 - 60,506,174 (19.0%)
Homer Simpson - 0 - 44,801,273 (14.1%)
Junko Enoshima - 0 - 44,230,678 (13.9%)
Guthix (Independent) - 0 - 38,109,998 (12.0%)

28-Nov-2014 14:41:47 - Last edited on 29-Mar-2020 04:42:05 by Divinity M

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- Conservative-Republican -

[CLINCHED!] Reimu Hakurei - 3000 - 380,151,144 (99.65%)

Laura Stuart - 0 - 1,331,790 (0.35%)
Lex Luthor - 0 - 12,789 (0.00%)

Korean Drama Multiverse Primary - 300 delegates

- Democratic-Liberal -

Homer Simpson - 300 - 32,188,505 (95.5%)

Santa Claus (Independent) - 0 - 1,000,078 (3.0%)
All Others - 0 - 508,977 (1.5%)

- Conservative-Republican -

[CLINCHED!] Reimu Hakurei - 243 - 25,166,787 (75.75%)

Lex Luthor - 57 - 5,899,544 (17.76%)
Laura Stuart - 0 - 2,156,478 (6.49%)

Japanese Drama Multiverse Primary - 300 delegates

- Democratic-Liberal -

Homer Simpson - 194 - 18,374,607 (62.4%)

Santa Claus (Independent) - 106 - 10,077,888 (34.2%)
All Others - 0 - 999,371 (3.4%)

- Conservative-Republican -

[CLINCHED!] Reimu Hakurei - 300 - 28,000,011 (95.2%)

Lex Luthor - 0 - 975,166 (3.3%)
Laura Stuart - 0 - 434,700 (1.5%)

Super Mario's Universe Caucus - 180 delegates

- Democratic-Liberal -

Homer Simpson - 112 - 2,155 (60.9%)

Santa Claus (Independent) - 68 - 1,300 (36.7%)
All Others - 0 - 86 (2.4%)

- Conservative-Republican -

[CLINCHED!] Reimu Hakurei - 180 - 2,009 (98.8%)

Lex Luthor - 0 - 14 (0.7%)
Laura Stuart - 0 - 11 (0.5%)

Touhou Universe Primary - 9 delegates

- Democratic-Liberal -

Homer Simpson - 5 - 250,766 (49.3%)

Santa Claus (Independent) - 4 - 249,998 (49.2%)
All Others - 0 - 7,700 (1.5%)

- Conservative-Republican -

[CLINCHED!] Reimu Hakurei - 9 - 1,009,909 (100%)

Lex Luthor - 0 - 0 (0%)
Laura Stuart - 0 - 0 (0%)

Independent Asian Films and Games Primary - 3 delegates

- Democratic-Liberal -

Santa Claus (Independent) - 2 - 50,761 (39.4%)

Homer Simpson - 1 - 50,268 (39.0%)
All Others - 0 - 27,809 (21.6%)

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